James Signorelli Director Rodney Dangerfield Monty Capuletti Actor, Writer Joe Pesci Nicky Cerone Actor Geraldine Fitzgerald Mrs. Monahan Actor Candice Azzara Rose Capuletti Actor Val Avery Louie the Bartender Actor Tom Noonan Paddy Actor Taylor Negron Julio Actor Lili Haydn Belinda Capuletti Actor Jeffrey Jones Clive Barlow Actor Tom Ewell Scrappleton Actor Jennifer Jason Leigh Allison Capuletti Actor Jeff Altman Bill Jones Actor David Vasquez Hector Actor Kimberly McArthur Ginger Jones Actor Frank Simpson Father McIntyre Actor Arch Johnson Vendor at Armory Actor Michael Endler Screenwriter P.J. O'Rourke Screenwriter Dennis Blair Screenwriter John Nicolella Producer Estelle Endler Executive Producer Fred Schuler Cinematographer Ronald Roose Film Editor Laurence Rosenthal Original Music Eugene Lee Production Design Fred Weiler Set Decoration Joseph G. Aulisi Costume Design Bonnie Timmermann Casting