Bryan Spicer Director Tom Arnold Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale Actor Tim Curry Maj. Vladikov Actor Dean Stockwell Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton Actor David Alan Grier Ens. Charles T. Parker Actor Debra Messing Lt. Penelope Carpenter Actor Ernest Borgnine Cobra Actor Tommy Chong Armando , Ernesto Actor Bruce Campbell Virgil Actor French Stewart Happy Actor Brian Haley Christy Actor Danton Stone Gruber Actor Henry Cho Willie Actor Anthony Jesse Cruz Roberto Valenzuela Actor Scott Cleverdon David Actor Peter Crabbe Writer Lance Hool Executive Producer Perry Katz Executive Producer Bill Sheinberg Producer Jonathan Sheinberg Producer Sid Sheinberg Producer Dennis McCarthy Original Music Buzz Feitshans IV Cinematographer Russell Denove Film Editing Lisa London Casting Catherine Stroud Casting Gene Rudolf Production Design Kim Hix Art Director Patrice Laure Set Decoration Michael Boyd Costume Design