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July 26, 2016
I like Goerge Clooney and Alicia Silverstone. They all did well in there characters. And also Alfred. Its not a bad movie
½ July 25, 2016
This Useless Sequel was Completely Horrendous.
The movie itself looked like Uwe boll directed it.

Score: 0/10
½ July 25, 2016
The problems with this film REALLY stick out. But I need to be honest here for one second. Bane was closer to the comic books than Nolan's Bane.
½ July 23, 2016
Is it bad? Yes. But is it one of the worst movies ever made? ..... Again, yes.
½ July 20, 2016
The most unintentionally funny movie ever made. It's just so bad. Honestly. It's awful. Atrocious. An insult to Batman fans, movie fans, fans of anything. There isn't a single redeeming quality regarding this sack of buttcheeks. The editing is INSANELY TERRIBLE. There is a shot of Robin coming out of the water and going back in, and it is so obvious that it's one shot of Robin coming out, and then just THE EXACT SAME SHOT IN REVERSE as he goes back under. So many shots are reused over and over, and it's just the laziest thing you can see in a movie. The filmmakers clearly had no respect for these characters, as they made Poison Ivy a 1-dimensional living sex doll who says some cringeworthy dialogue throughout. They make Batman and Robin, both characters with some very dark and tragic back stories, the most campy superhero sever portrayed on screen. (Nipples, cough cough) Mr. Freeze is just a pun-mumbling moron played by Schwarzenegger, and Bane is a mindless idiot who just happens to remotely resemble Bane. And by the way, Bane is an immensely smart and strategic villain in the comics. Instead, he just makes grunts every now and then and flexes his overly cartoony muscles in this movie.

Oh, the horror that is this film. The only way to watch it without your eyes bleeding is to get together with some friends and gaze at its stupidity. Then and only then is Batman & Robin an entertaining film. But of course... It still sucks.

RATING: F for F*ck you, Joel Schumacer
July 19, 2016
Sadly the Batman franchise reaches a low with the weakest installment yet. It's all show and tell, but offers nothing of substance. Alicia Silverstone is poorly cast and her acting is even worse. The villains don't even seem to be having fun.
½ July 18, 2016
This movie fucking sucks it is a disgrace with its stupid puns and stupid plot with horrible effects and characters the only reason I give it half is because its funny how bad it is.
July 18, 2016
Falls in the "It's so bad it's good" territory.
July 16, 2016
Boy oh boy. What a trainwreck! I see what they were going for here, but holy Jesus, it did not work at all. There's not much here I can say is any good.
July 12, 2016
Everything about this film is terrible. The only thing I found fun about this mess was Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr Freeze!
½ July 10, 2016
I'm sorry, is this an episode of Goosebumps? There are plenty of scenes where you can replace all of the audio with cheesy '80s music and it will fit in perfectly.
½ July 10, 2016
George Clooney tiene un lugar bien profundo en el infierno por haber interpretado a Batman.
July 10, 2016
Unlikably cartoonish and flat, we all wish this entry into the Batman franchise never happened.
½ July 9, 2016
Batman & Robin is an unbearable film for the most part. Mr. Freeze and his one-liners are terrible. Poison Ivy is the most over the top character in any comic book movie. George Clooney is the worst Batman ever. Also what is up with all of the bat nipples. This movie is an abomination and makes Joel Schumacher's previous film Batman Forever look like a classic.
½ July 9, 2016
Joel Schumacher (director of Batman Forever) goes absolutely insane with this intensely absurd mess of a broken film that was directed in the most worst way as possible. Seriously, this film is a carnival.

Batman And Robin centers around Batman and Robin who need to seriously work together to stop Dr. Freeze, a super villain that can freeze things, including time.

This film could have been really good if Schumacher didn't decide to go literally crazy. Robin could have been used as a really interesting character, since we have not seen him for a VERY long time. But no, that does not happen. At all.

It could be interesting watching it if you seriously want to make fun of it, but other than that, this movie is EASILY, the worst Batman film ever made.
July 7, 2016
I hate this movie. but very entertaining. It's so ridiculous, it's funny.
July 6, 2016
As a batman fan, this movie is flat out terrible
July 4, 2016
With Joel Schumacher's role as director destroying the credibility of Batman Forever, Batman & Robin demanded my viewing simply to end the quadrilogy and for the gimmick of seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Batman movie.

Repeating himself from last time, Joel Schumacher drives that camp of Batman & Robin into absolute excess. The instant the film begins viewers are forced to bear witness to an abundance of shots focused on the crotches and butts of the titular characters as well as, for some godforsaken reasons, Batnipples on the exterior of their suits. The homoeroticism seems to be of a personal fondness to Joel Schumacher, but for the rest of us it's all just plain ridiculous. While this plays out with quick cuts against the musical score, nobody says anything until Dick Grayson complains about how he doesn't get his own car although "chicks dig them". It's immediately clear: Batman & Robin is one massive joke.
With its huge budget, Batman & Robin pushes beyond the excessive standard of camp created by Batman Forever. Quite frankly, this film is actually campier than Leslie H. Martinson's Batman: The Movie (1966) which notoriously featured Adam West, the king of camp. The fact that Joel Schumacher transcends that level of camp with a huge budget even though the Batman series' greatness was established through Tim Burton's dark and gothic approach means that the latter portion of the Batman quadriology needs to be completely separated from the good entries into two separate series that need to be segregated for everyone's sanity. Joel Schumacher is yet to come to any realization about what Batman is all about, so why anyone gave him a second chance goes beyond me.
Batman & Robin manages to fail not just a Batman film, but as a concept of any original or compelling narrative whatsoever. Not only does Joel Schumacher repeat the inappropriate tone he put into Batman Forever, but the basic plot structure of the film is the exact: There is one already established villain, one character who becomes a villain and has a rejected proposal by Bruce Wayne, and a new character introduced to fight alongside Batman. Halfway through the film when nobody is looking there is suddenly a subplot about Alfred Pennyworth suffering from MacGregor's Syndrome as the one story aspect intended to be legitimately dramatic, but there is no belief that comes with this or any emotion. There is no room to be serious in Batman & Robin because the director is obsessed with just throwing flashy colourful set pieces at audiences. Instead of black, audiences are given an abundance of electric pink and green which flashes at an endless rate in a desperate attempt to disguise the lack of a narrative in the story. Frankly, Batman & Robin is as incoherent with its narrative as with its style, so it's really the furthest thing from a Batman movie.
With this much incompetence in the writing, that leaves the actors to do nothing but struggle through the material in an attempt to use their own natural gimmicks as a hook for the film. There is no cast member who does not end up feeling the wrath of Joel Schumacher's evil.
George Clooney finds himself at a career low point in Batman & Robin, a feature which he himself has admitted to be a "waste of money". George Clooney must know the film is going to be poor calibre alongside the rest of us because his performance is ultimately a shallow and spiritless one in which he speaks with his own natural tone of voice bereft of any attempt to deepen it. He was cast entirely because he was predicted to deliver a lighter effort than Michael Keaton and Val Kilmer, and that contradicts the entire purpose of Batman in the first place. It makes no such sense, and it is clear that George Clooney is disinterested in the material because he doesn't even try. George Clooney's natural persona does not match the character whatsoever, and everybody but Joel Schumacher seems to know this. Now we're all left with a feature-length performance by him in which he uses his natural gimmick so repetitively that he essentially acts like the film is one big romantic comedy. George Clooney is miscast in Batman & Robin, and given the huge budget of the film I can only hope that his paycheck was worth it.
Chris O'Donnell returns to being an emotionless egotist for a second time in Batman & Robin. While he was excessively melodramatic in his first role as Dick Grayson, the film actually demands it from him this time. Only problem is that its for the sake of comic relief, and like the rest of the humour in the film there is nothing laughable about it. Chris O'Donnell doesn't bring any comedic virtue to Batman & Robin nor does he display enough competence to function on a dramatic level, and he offers nothing as an action hero to compensate for his charismatic shortcomings.
Alicia Silverstone similarly makes no case as to why she needs to be in the film. First off, Batgirl is an unnecesarry character who nobody thinks to do anything with in the story. She is just there for some pseudo-Feminist attempt to draw in a female audience, even though she has extremely little screen time. Second of all, Alicia Silverstone is terrible. As if she is still playing an obnoxious teenager from the Clueless (1995), Alicia Silverstone comes off as a shallow and self-obsessed generic teenager who is not believable as a superhero in the slightest. Alicia Silverstone is an annoying presence in general.
Uma Thurman's ridiculous change from over-the-top damsel in distress from the beginning of the story into Poison Ivy is not the slightest bit believable. Stranded in the shadows of the slick, sadistic and seductive Michelle Pfeiffer who portrayed Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992), Uma Thurman does not have a strong character to be working with in Batman & Robin. She never actually puts up a fight; she just attempts to seduce everyone with the same shallow gimmicks again and again. This makes for a terrible character and an example of Uma Thurman's lesser abilities as an actress on a period of endless repeat. Uma Thurman is not convincing nor appealing on any level in Batman & Robin,
The one cast member with any sense of flair is Arnold Schwarzenegger's obsessively cheesy performance in the role of Mr. Freeze. Akiva Goldsman's obsession with ridiculous humour strands Arnold Schwarzenegger in a role which relies solely on his talent for cheesy 80's one-liners. The problem is that the 80's were over a decade ago, and this is a Batman film, and close to every single line he says is some kind of ridiculous pun. Most of them related to ice in some way. The blatant stupidity of it all is enough to give the film entertainment value in the sense that it encapsulates what is wrong with everything in the film and takes it to all new heights. Arnold Schwarzenegger takes Batman & Robin less seriously than anyone else and captures an entertaining excess of camp in the process by feeding audiences what they can expect from him, so his distinctive 80's charm adds a modicum of entertainment to the rest of the drastic mishap around him.

Batman & Robin takes the campy tone of Batman Forever to all new heights and destroys any relevance to its source material by attempting to avoid anything that is slightly dark, and it achieves no such comic or dramatic success in the process while dragging the cast down into tumultuous territory.
½ June 29, 2016
Too kid friendly and silly, The worst Batman to date, George Clooney wasn't that bad of a Batman but with stupid one liners, Terrible plot and Arnolds annoying ice jokes just gets too much and gets very boring very quick.
June 23, 2016
2016-06-23 a little confusing but not bad. Hubby kept falling asleep though.
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