Ninja Assassin

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Shae M @Excelsior Sep 6, 2026 None stop Bloody Ninja action. Some of the best I have ever seen. They treat Ninjas like Horror myths and Legends. Ninjas use their Ninja Stars like machine guns. Story was basic but what it was supposed to be. Im just waiting for this movie to hit 4k bluray Who listens to critics anyway? They're useless paid shills tbh Give this movie a shot? You might absolutely love it! See more Ryan R @Patchwerk88 Sep 5, 2026 It was really fun to watch and campy but in a good way. Story isn't much to shake a stick at, but the action was great. See more Par H @Parhwy Jun 23, 2026 Ninja Assassin (2009) is a 99-minute-long multi-national action film I saw on Netflix in June 2026. Other than a short fight in a laundromat, I was not awed by the fight scenes even thought they are all amazingly filmed, edited, choreographed, etc with impressive CGI and audio. The story, plot and denouement were for me a tad too easy to see a step ahead. Just as I dislike slow zombie films (I prefer fast zombies), I prefer my ninjas to be less all-knowing, all-doing super heroes and more just really good martial artists. The blood and brutality is, frankly, cartoonish. Additionally, the conveniences were belief unsuspending. In one scene, a ninja and a non-ninja plan to achieve a goal, it goes haywire, they head in different directions… it seems. Yet they bump into each other. Says the non-ninja character, "I can’t believe I found you!" Me: neither can the audience, love. Rewatch? No. Recommend? Maybe? 4/10. See more Alex B. @AlexBioni Jun 15, 2026 Logic left the chat early, but ninjas are cool. The intro had me pretty hyped. The blood and kills look extremely fake, but I didn’t care because it leaned into the over the top style. Then Han from Fast & Furious shows up out of nowhere threatening people and I was fully locked in. Unfortunately, the rest of the movie kicks in. The pacing is fine and the acting is pretty weak, but for a B-movie action film that’s not a dealbreaker. My main issue is a police subplot that overshadows the ninja story. It mostly exists to explain what’s happening, even with flashbacks, and ends up feeling unnecessary. There’s also a blink and you miss it conversation about gold. The concept is dark and could’ve been great if it stayed focused and cut the filler. Lore is dropped early just to set up end plot armor. That said, I still had an okay time. The choreography and over the top violence carry it, and Raizo’s backstory kept me interested. It’s a good “drink with friends” kind of movie. See more Michael A @RT69359595 Jun 6, 2026 I watched this with my wife and IT was awesome. im not sure about all the shirtless asian strong men but like besides from that, awesome. 10/10! i wish more movies were made like this! EPIC! See more Ace R @ace515 Feb 18, 2026 more blood in this film then water in titanic See more Read all reviews

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