Jon Kroll Director, Screenwriter Nicole Eggert Amanda Patterson Actor Stacy Keach Emmitt Mallory Actor Michael Bendetti Charlie Nobles Actor Alex Meneses Connie Flores Actor Michael Dorn Lieutenant Vint Actor Ritch Brinkley Bubba Actor John Diehl Colonel Rosencrans Actor Carol-Ann Plante Jessica Actor David Millbern Lieutenant LeBeau Actor Liz Johnson Thelma Actor Andre Rosey Brown Trucker 1 Actor Arnie Moore Trucker 2 Actor Ryan Holihan Bellman Actor Richard Speight Jr. JoJo Actor Raymond D. Turner Mac Actor Danika Kohler Cindy Actor Jefferson Wagner S.W.A.T. Leader Actor Edwina Moore News Anchor Actor Dan O'Connor Nick Actor Chadd Nyerges Dave Actor J. Marvin Campbell Guard Actor Cindy Morgan Holly Hoedown Actor Randy O'Connell Uniformed Cop Actor Allen Cutler Beret Actor Jessica Hahn TV Host Actor Robert Silverberg Screenwriter Larry Estes Producer Paul Colichman Executive Producer Miles Copeland Executive Producer Gary Tieche Cinematographer Brian Berdan Film Editing Jane Wiedlin Original Music Jane Cozzi Original Music Michael Cozzi Original Music M. Nord Haggerty Production Design Charley Cabrera Art Director Dawn R. Ferry Set Decoration Wendy Range Rao Costume Design Donald Paul Pemrick Casting