Barnyard Reviews

  • 4d ago

    Udders on bulls? Hollywood idiots.

    Udders on bulls? Hollywood idiots.

  • Aug 07, 2019

    This movie is amazing and brings tears from the beginning to the end. Anyone who says otherwise is a peen

    This movie is amazing and brings tears from the beginning to the end. Anyone who says otherwise is a peen

  • Jul 30, 2019

    Barnyard is an emotional joyride taking you up and down during the whole movie. The development of Odis after his fathers passing was purely empathetic and beautiful. 5 Stars, wild mike needs his own movie!

    Barnyard is an emotional joyride taking you up and down during the whole movie. The development of Odis after his fathers passing was purely empathetic and beautiful. 5 Stars, wild mike needs his own movie!

  • Jul 09, 2019

    This movie is a visual masterpiece. A moving version of Starry Night. Kevin James' acting is simply sublime the way his voice radiates from my speakers as my very person tingles. Kevin James truely amazes me in his role as Otis, he truely is a method actor. He shows this by getting into the character of Otis. This is obviously Courtney Cox's best acting role, when she received the call she must have been over the moon. She perfectly encapsulates Daisy's very aura. This movie is the very reason i have 17 children and i subsequently own a buisness with no paid workers. This buisness is slowly but surely failing from within as my child labourers slowly drop like flies. However my wife at the ripe old age of 16 refuses to vaccinate them and so the circle of life continues. I live my life in a loveless relationship, I often contemplate just sacking this all off and turning into otis with my savings and only my savings. Everyday I wander to the sweet embrace of death by nailgun but everytime i get these urges i just watch this movie and it's all okay, Otis' sexual aura compresses my being into one, lone word, Ride Along 2. When this movie was released i was suffering after the death of my pigeon, Choicobou. Every morning I awake and pray to Pip the mouse and Daisy the cow, portrayed by the beautiful Courtney Cox. celebrating my 86th birthday i had a Barnyard cake, it was the highlight of my life even above all fourtee... thirteen of my unvaccinated childrens birth. I want to die. Even my wife's boyfriend, Hank who wears the same tank top everyday and speaks with an american accent despite being from Gambia and living in Saigon, thinks i'm pathetic and calls me "bucko" which i can only assume to be a derogatory term in Gambia, his home country. My wife often storms out when i pull out the melon and attempt to sodomise myself whilst watching this fantastic picture. I have been to Chernobyl. My favourite song is Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra. I have rectal cancer so i pray to Pip everyday to get rid of it. Barnyard is a masterpiece that perfectly shows how it is to be a mall cop called Paul Blart. A nightmare on elm street perfectly captures the aura in my household when my wife decides to betray me so i therefore beat her. Spongebob is another example of spotlight uh moonlight uh. Sincerely, Jamie Langdown

    This movie is a visual masterpiece. A moving version of Starry Night. Kevin James' acting is simply sublime the way his voice radiates from my speakers as my very person tingles. Kevin James truely amazes me in his role as Otis, he truely is a method actor. He shows this by getting into the character of Otis. This is obviously Courtney Cox's best acting role, when she received the call she must have been over the moon. She perfectly encapsulates Daisy's very aura. This movie is the very reason i have 17 children and i subsequently own a buisness with no paid workers. This buisness is slowly but surely failing from within as my child labourers slowly drop like flies. However my wife at the ripe old age of 16 refuses to vaccinate them and so the circle of life continues. I live my life in a loveless relationship, I often contemplate just sacking this all off and turning into otis with my savings and only my savings. Everyday I wander to the sweet embrace of death by nailgun but everytime i get these urges i just watch this movie and it's all okay, Otis' sexual aura compresses my being into one, lone word, Ride Along 2. When this movie was released i was suffering after the death of my pigeon, Choicobou. Every morning I awake and pray to Pip the mouse and Daisy the cow, portrayed by the beautiful Courtney Cox. celebrating my 86th birthday i had a Barnyard cake, it was the highlight of my life even above all fourtee... thirteen of my unvaccinated childrens birth. I want to die. Even my wife's boyfriend, Hank who wears the same tank top everyday and speaks with an american accent despite being from Gambia and living in Saigon, thinks i'm pathetic and calls me "bucko" which i can only assume to be a derogatory term in Gambia, his home country. My wife often storms out when i pull out the melon and attempt to sodomise myself whilst watching this fantastic picture. I have been to Chernobyl. My favourite song is Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra. I have rectal cancer so i pray to Pip everyday to get rid of it. Barnyard is a masterpiece that perfectly shows how it is to be a mall cop called Paul Blart. A nightmare on elm street perfectly captures the aura in my household when my wife decides to betray me so i therefore beat her. Spongebob is another example of spotlight uh moonlight uh. Sincerely, Jamie Langdown

  • Jul 08, 2019

    My dad left me at the age of 6. Barnyard is a movie about a cow learning how to say the word "perhaps" The main character, Otis, has a sexual aura around him that rattled my very being that sent a shiver from tip to ball. Steve Oedekerk's 90 minute master piece (which is banned in over 40 countries for nudity and animal abuse) was the most sexually stimulating time I had ever had watching a movie with my dog Cornelius. The movie sent my shaft sky rocketing to 4 inches all 90 minutes (double the usual length) and widened it to a full 9 inch diameter. My favorite character by far is Otis' prostitute mother, Daisy, played by the brilliant and talented Cortney cocks, best known for her roles in 'the revenant'; 'ride along 2'; 'Cloudy with a chance of cock and ball torture'; it's sequel, 'Cloudy with a chance of big meaty balls' and the last movie in the trilogy, 'Cloudy, the guy with behemoth sized balls'. I want to lick Biggie Cheese's armpits. My second favorite character is the EPIC Marty mc your fly is down. The most climactic scene in the movie is obviously the heart wrenching scene when Ben the moo mister sings the song atop a hill about not going down the stairs when a group of homosexual hyenas mauls him XD. My vagina is infested with Micro-Gremlins. If I had to describe the movie in one word, I would say fck me in my tight little ass hole daddy. All in all, I would rate pulp fiction 25/17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Personally, I can't wait for the next two sequels, 2 barnyard 4 you and boofyard. I beat my wife and she died lol. SPOTLIGHT UGH MOONLIGHT UGH

    My dad left me at the age of 6. Barnyard is a movie about a cow learning how to say the word "perhaps" The main character, Otis, has a sexual aura around him that rattled my very being that sent a shiver from tip to ball. Steve Oedekerk's 90 minute master piece (which is banned in over 40 countries for nudity and animal abuse) was the most sexually stimulating time I had ever had watching a movie with my dog Cornelius. The movie sent my shaft sky rocketing to 4 inches all 90 minutes (double the usual length) and widened it to a full 9 inch diameter. My favorite character by far is Otis' prostitute mother, Daisy, played by the brilliant and talented Cortney cocks, best known for her roles in 'the revenant'; 'ride along 2'; 'Cloudy with a chance of cock and ball torture'; it's sequel, 'Cloudy with a chance of big meaty balls' and the last movie in the trilogy, 'Cloudy, the guy with behemoth sized balls'. I want to lick Biggie Cheese's armpits. My second favorite character is the EPIC Marty mc your fly is down. The most climactic scene in the movie is obviously the heart wrenching scene when Ben the moo mister sings the song atop a hill about not going down the stairs when a group of homosexual hyenas mauls him XD. My vagina is infested with Micro-Gremlins. If I had to describe the movie in one word, I would say fck me in my tight little ass hole daddy. All in all, I would rate pulp fiction 25/17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Personally, I can't wait for the next two sequels, 2 barnyard 4 you and boofyard. I beat my wife and she died lol. SPOTLIGHT UGH MOONLIGHT UGH

  • Jul 04, 2019

    This is the greatest film EVEERRRRRRRRR made, if you disagree I will personally fight you.

    This is the greatest film EVEERRRRRRRRR made, if you disagree I will personally fight you.

  • Jul 04, 2019

    The best movie ever made! The plot is fantastic, characters are so well balanced and great graphics. Buy it on DVD now, you won't regret it!

    The best movie ever made! The plot is fantastic, characters are so well balanced and great graphics. Buy it on DVD now, you won't regret it!

  • Jun 27, 2019

    The plotline is rock solid and the emotions and flow feels too real

    The plotline is rock solid and the emotions and flow feels too real

  • Apr 22, 2019

    This movie is badly animated, acted and the characters are poorly developed. The animation is also pretty poor. But I highly recommend watching this movie. It is hilariously bad and the jokes are genuinely funny at times. Seriously, go watch it. You'll have fun.

    This movie is badly animated, acted and the characters are poorly developed. The animation is also pretty poor. But I highly recommend watching this movie. It is hilariously bad and the jokes are genuinely funny at times. Seriously, go watch it. You'll have fun.

  • Mar 21, 2019

    A Harmless Distraction of a movie while not anywhere near a classic its fun and charming enough

    A Harmless Distraction of a movie while not anywhere near a classic its fun and charming enough