Matt Berman Director, Writer Kevin P. Farley Kevin "Bear" Cutterback Actor Heather McComb Emily Miller Actor Christine Steel Andre'a Parker Actor Seth Walther Artie Wilson Actor John Farley Scooter Actor Chris Soldevilla Donnie Actor Francine Sama Noreen Actor Gregory Cupoli Dr. Hugh Little Actor Adrian R'Mante Johnny Alpha Actor Joe Virzi Frat Guy Actor Royce D. Applegate Officer Clemmons Actor James Doherty Sal Beta Actor Leslie Easterbrook Science Teacher Actor Vin Penn Vinnie Actor Nina Petronzio Lily Actor Jack Serino Bartender 2 Actor