Albert Pyun Director, Screenwriter Andrew Dice Clay Ed Molloy Actor Teri Hatcher Samantha Crain Actor Tim Thomerson Black Actor Yuji Okumoto Wu Actor Deborah Van Valkenburgh Cammy Crain Actor Brion James Brown Actor Charles Rocket Jones Actor Nicholas Guest Smith Actor Dorothy Dells Miss Bellows Actor Tom Karnowski Producer George Mooradian Cinematographer Lauren Schaffer Film Editing Tony Riparetti Original Music Phil Zarling Production Design E. Colleen Saro Art Director Meta Jardine Costume Design Cathy Henderson Casting Tom McSweeney Casting