The City of Your Final Destination Reviews
This is one of those movies where about twenty minutes in, you just start thinking that the actors themselves must have made a great big mistake. You just feel as though they must be thinking after every day of shooting, 'when will this be over, and how quickly can I put this train wreck behind me.' Absolutely unwatchable.
The real movie waiting to be made is the one about Anthony Hopkins' Adam and his paramour Pete (Hiroyuki Sanada). That is the one I would enjoy. His scenes aren't nearly enough, but Hopkins is the only reason to watch this, and oozes South American relaxation as well as anyone. The 25 year love story between Adam and Pete is the one that interests me. Everyone else I could leave for sure. Nice scenery only takes you so far...but sometimes you're just too lazy to turn it off, and instead you marvel and how it can be bad without being offensive, just a poorly executed idea.