Francis Veber Director, Writer, Writer Daniel Auteuil Francois Pignon Actor Gérard Depardieu Félix Santini Actor Thierry Lhermitte Guillaume Actor Michèle Laroque Mlle Bertrand Actor Michel Aumont Belone Actor Jean Rochefort Kopel, Company Director Actor Alexandra Vandernoot Christine Actor Stanislas Crevillen Franck Actor Edgar Givry Mathieu Actor Thierry Ashanti Victor Actor Armelle Deutsch Ariane Actor Irina Ninova Martine Actor Marianne Groves Suzanne Actor Michèle Garcia Madame Santini Actor Luc Hamet Moreau Actor Philippe Brigaud Lambert Actor Vincent Moscato Ponce Actor Eric Vanzetta Maitre D'Hotel Actor Laurent Gamelon Alba Actor Michel Caccia Wine waiter Actor Philippe Vieux The Cop Actor Jean-Paul Zucca Watchman Actor Joel Demarty Photographer Actor Dominique Thomas Mover Actor Akihiko Nishida Japanese visitor 1 Actor Hiro Uchiyama Japanese visitor 2 Actor Yongsou Cho Japanese visitor 3 Actor Onochi Seietsu Japanese visitor 4 Actor Alain Poiré Producer Hugues Tissandier Art Director Georges Klotz Film Editing François Menidrey Casting Jacqueline Bouchard Costume Design Bernard Bats Sound Jean Gargonne Sound François Groult Sound Bernard Seitz First Assistant Director Vladimir Cosma Original Music Michel Filippi Sound Editor Annabel Callard Sound Editor