Neal Israel Director Robert Culp General Edward "Ed" Woods Actor Keith Gordon Max Mendelsson Actor Wallace Langham Perry Barnett Actor George Clooney Maj. Biff Woods Actor Dana Hill Sgt. Andrea Pritchett Actor Elya Baskin Interpreter Actor Tina Caspary Mary Beth Actor Danny Nucci Jai Actor Kevin Haley Kevin Actor Jesse Welles Mrs. Mendelsson Actor Jamie Farr Col. Frierick Actor Sherman Hemsley Judge Daley Actor Bernie Kopell Mr. Mendelsson Actor Richard Moll Col. Felix Long Sr. Actor Marc Price Felix Long, Jr. Actor John Ratzenberger Mr. Barnett Actor Dick Van Patten Principal Actor Jon Renfield Hunter Actor Adam Gregor Ivanovich Actor Paul W. Shapiro Screenwriter