Mike Bigelow Director Rob Schneider Deuce Bigalow Actor, Writer Eddie Griffin T.J. Hicks Actor Jeroen Krabbé Detective Gaspar Actor Til Schweiger Heinz Hummer Actor Carlos Ponce Rodrigo Actor Douglas Sills Chadsworth Buckingham, III Actor Charles Keating Gian-Carlo Actor Hanna Verboom Eva Actor Edwin Alofs Dutch Gigolo Actor Fred Armisen Frenchman Actor Johnny de Mol Canadian College Kid Actor Nicolas de Pruyssenaere Bikecop Actor Erik de Vogel Cop Actor Federico Dordei Mahmoud Actor Bobbi Sue Luther News Reporter Actor Chantal Janzen Scandinavian woman Actor Vincent Martella Billy Actor Kris McKay Jimmy Actor David Garrett Writer Jason Ward Writer Adam Sandler Producer Jack Giarraputo Producer John Schneider Producer Glenn S. Gainor Executive Producer Marc Felperlaan Cinematographer Peck Prior Film Editing Sandy S. Solowitz Film Editing James L. Venable Original Music Benedict Schillemans Production Design Carrie Bond Set Decoration Linda Bogers Costume Design Roger Mussenden Casting Job Gosschalk Casting Janusz Gosschalk Casting