Eulogy for a Vampire

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A remote rural monastery inhabited by the monks of the mysterious Order of Pathicus is the site of a heinous murder, committed by a young novice, Anthony, upon another young novice, Florian, when his affections and sexual desires are not reciprocated. Flash forward 25 years -- Father Anthony, now the head priest of the monastery, has maintained the secret of the murder, and the hiding place of Florian's corpse. But, all is not well: animal eviscerations, strange sounds in the night, and the presence of a strange "phantom goat" in the dark corridors forebode an evil presence. Add to this, the handsome young drifter, Sebastian who is found unconscious near the monastery.

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Critic Reviews for Eulogy for a Vampire

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  • It's hard to imagine anyone watching this attempt at a horror film without guffawing. (Or maybe it's supposed to be a comedy?)

    Oct 23, 2009 | Rating: 1.5/5 | Full Review…
  • Unlike the modern glamour-vamps of True Blood and Twilight, this group of smitten and bitten men are no fun at all.

    Oct 23, 2009 | Rating: 0/4 | Full Review…
  • Despite the occasional keeper of an image... this is one gay vampire film that's surprisingly anemic.

    Oct 20, 2009 | Full Review…
  • Often drags and suffers from a painfully lazy, bland and contrived screenplay. It's a poorly-directed, lifeless mess with wooden performances and pretentious cinematography.

    Nov 6, 2009 | Rating: .66/10 | Full Review…
  • The gay-themed Eulogy for a Vampire is dead serious about its mix of eroticism and horror, but the more serious it tries to be, the campier it becomes.

    Nov 3, 2009 | Full Review…
  • For select fans of campy gay comedies, Eulogy for a Vampire turns out to be a yell-at-the-screen experience no different from Plan 9 From Outer Space or Mystery Science Theater 3000.

    Oct 23, 2009 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Eulogy for a Vampire

  • Oct 18, 2014
    Really, really, really bad film making. The film is of a poor quality rarely seen. The director does not seem to realize that a scene can change without requiring an establishing shot -- actually, virtually the same establishing shot every time, showing the steeple of a church -- which is completely unnecessary because the ENTIRE STORY happens in the same monastery, so no one in the audience is likely to be asking, "Where are they now?" The makeup and special effects (i.e., "blood") look like things my sister and I did at Halloween when we were 10 years old. The acting? -- someone really raised the dead to cast this horror flick! Nevertheless, the story was slightly coherent and diverting, saving the film from a 1/2 star rating.
    Christian C Super Reviewer

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