Eric Moyer Director, Screenwriter, Film Editing Bobcat Goldthwait Narrator Robert Romanus Daryl Actor Chris Line Brett Actor Evil Jared Hasselhoff Santa Actor Ryan Dunn Buzz Actor Rake Yohn Killer Actor Marisa Kettering Amanda Actor Tweak A. Moffitt Tweak Actor Frank Carney Producer Nelson Carlson Cinematographer Albert Chang Original Music John Bell Art Director Dunia Kravchak Set Decoration