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Cast

Andy Kaufmann

Bernadette Peters
as AquaCom 89045

Andy Kaufman
as ValCom 17485

Randy Quaid
as Charlie

Kenneth McMillan
as Max

Melanie Mayron
as Susan

Christopher Guest
as Calvin

Jack Carter
as Catskil voice

Richard B. Shull
as Factory Boss

Dick Miller
as Watchman

Dennis Quaid

Kathleen Freeman
as Helicopter Pilot

Mary Woronov
as Party House Owner

Paul Bartel
as Guest

Anne Wharton
as Guest

Barry Diamond
as Firing Range Technician

Stephanie Faulkner
as Firing Range Technician

Jeffrey Kramer
as Butler Robot

Irene Forrest
as Maid Robot

Karsen Lee Gould
as Maid Robot

David LeBell
as Forklift Drive Robot

Jerry Garcia
as Phil

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Critic Reviews for Heartbeeps

Audience Reviews for Heartbeeps

• Oct 05, 2012

  Dispite all the terrible reviews about this film, Heartbeeps become an interesting, cute and entertaining rare romantic sci-fi comedy. Some people might find this classic cult a likable picture, specially, if you're an Andy Kaufman fan, just like I'm.
  Lucas M Super Reviewer
• Sep 06, 2010

  A very silly, stupid, over the top movie about robots who have feelings and run away from the factory and fall in love. It's not bad, it's even funny at times, but overall it's just okay.
  Aj V Super Reviewer
• Dec 22, 2009

  Heartbeeps is the story of two robots (Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters) that meet in a factory, fall in love, and build a baby. Oh, and they're being chased by a poor man's Robocop. Now you can guess how great a movie it is by this point. Many of you have probably never heard of this one, even if it does have the legendary Dick Miller in a cameo as a security guard or an early appearance by serial hotel stiffer Randy Quaid. Now for the skivvy. This movie sucks. And I don't mean boring, horrible acting, dialogue, and all that stuff. I mean that it sucks like getting in a nail gun accident or being Tiger Woods. The only good thing about this movie is its running time (79 minutes) meaning that you only cringe for a little over an hour. The wonderful dialogue about circuits and power packs will bore you to tears and a plot where they take a walk through the woods then walk back is as eventful as waiting in line for the portapotty at a music festival, which also has one other thing in common in that they are both full of shit. This movie should be avoided at all costs. If you see it in a video store it must be destroyed. Fire works best, although I have seen garbage disposals work just as well.
  Chris G Super Reviewer

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