H.O.T.S. Reviews

  • Nov 01, 2015

    Pamela Jean Bryant turns in her finest performance in this coming of age tale.

    Pamela Jean Bryant turns in her finest performance in this coming of age tale.

  • Mar 30, 2014

    Come on! How can this film only have a 33%??? It has everything you could want in an exploitation movie: nudity, silliness, a former child-star that is trading in on his former fame, nudity, ideas stolen from other movies, nudity, questionable acting, cheesy jokes, and more nudity. As with most exploitation flicks, this movie is best watched with a group...and imbibing while watching should be mandatory.

    Come on! How can this film only have a 33%??? It has everything you could want in an exploitation movie: nudity, silliness, a former child-star that is trading in on his former fame, nudity, ideas stolen from other movies, nudity, questionable acting, cheesy jokes, and more nudity. As with most exploitation flicks, this movie is best watched with a group...and imbibing while watching should be mandatory.

  • Dec 31, 2012

    It's dump and full of boobs but, seriously, who cares. Still fun to watch if you want to smile and laught from time to time

    It's dump and full of boobs but, seriously, who cares. Still fun to watch if you want to smile and laught from time to time

  • Oct 27, 2012

    This defines the term gratuitous nudity. An escalating rivalry pits the Pi sorority and the girls they rejected, the H.O.T.S. girls. Features a high stakes strip football game with the college dean as referee and jock strap raid on a fraternity.

    This defines the term gratuitous nudity. An escalating rivalry pits the Pi sorority and the girls they rejected, the H.O.T.S. girls. Features a high stakes strip football game with the college dean as referee and jock strap raid on a fraternity.

  • Sep 02, 2011

    H.O.T.S. is the story of rejected sorority sisters who make their own fraternity and get even with the snobbish P.I.E. sisters who rejected them in the first place, how? by stealing their boyfriends, natch. Plus the girls battle it out with a game of strip football(this should be applied to every campus across America.)With the success of "Animal House," sex comedies of the late 70's early 80's were at their peak(no pun intended.)H.O.T.S. is one of those examples. With horrible acting by Danny Bondacue and Playboy Playmates(Hugh Hefner was giving them away for all sex comedies.)and corny dialogue and musical score that's worth several giggles, H.O.T.S. is actually quite fun in an oh so bad its funny movie. It also takes you back to a time when you used to sneak after hours when parents were asleep to watch this one on cable late night. Hot pants, tight tops, and feathered hair-let the fun times begin!

    H.O.T.S. is the story of rejected sorority sisters who make their own fraternity and get even with the snobbish P.I.E. sisters who rejected them in the first place, how? by stealing their boyfriends, natch. Plus the girls battle it out with a game of strip football(this should be applied to every campus across America.)With the success of "Animal House," sex comedies of the late 70's early 80's were at their peak(no pun intended.)H.O.T.S. is one of those examples. With horrible acting by Danny Bondacue and Playboy Playmates(Hugh Hefner was giving them away for all sex comedies.)and corny dialogue and musical score that's worth several giggles, H.O.T.S. is actually quite fun in an oh so bad its funny movie. It also takes you back to a time when you used to sneak after hours when parents were asleep to watch this one on cable late night. Hot pants, tight tops, and feathered hair-let the fun times begin!

  • Aug 02, 2011

    (**): [img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/user/icons/icon13.gif[/img] Pretty much what you think it is going to be.

    (**): [img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/user/icons/icon13.gif[/img] Pretty much what you think it is going to be.

  • Jul 18, 2011

    <a href="http://cooltext.com"><img src="http://images.cooltext.com/2154211.png" alt="My Review " /></a></a> <div style="width:489px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com/photos/hots-13934745"><img src="http://content7.flixster.com/photo/13/93/47/13934745_gal.jpg" border="0"/></a><div style="text-align:center;font-size:10px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com">Flixster</a> - Share Movies</div></div> Some like it <i>H.O.T.S.</i> Or, as the girls would like to claim they're doing, <b>H</b>elping <b>O</b>ut <b>T</b>he <b>S</b>eals - just like the seal that they're representing as their mascot. Just to open up this review, I like to ask you a real funny riddle: When is a teen movie not aiming for its target audience, the preteen set? The answer: When it's showing lots of nudity and bouncy girls gone wild! And not to mention the wildest of antics such as a wet t-shirt contest, a sky-diving episode, plenty of fraternity boys and even a house-keeping robot...heck yeah! Most critics and audiences would never be attentive to what they saw as a standard, mindless teen comedy but I actually found it hilariously funny for many cruel practical jokes, lame-brain jocks, non-stop action, wild orgies, and exaggerated characters fitting into a 95-minute running time. Joining up with this beautiful set of Playboy Playmates whose names I'm not familiar with is one familiar-faced, redheaded guy - Danny Bonaduce. And when the girls play a really sexy game of football the scene turns out to be a prototype for the Lingerie Bowl. I was very lucky enough to catch this obscure teen exploitation flick from the late '70s that was really great overall. Once the opening credits rolled in it became apparent which age group was meant to be the target audience here: the grown-up crowd.

    <a href="http://cooltext.com"><img src="http://images.cooltext.com/2154211.png" alt="My Review " /></a></a> <div style="width:489px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com/photos/hots-13934745"><img src="http://content7.flixster.com/photo/13/93/47/13934745_gal.jpg" border="0"/></a><div style="text-align:center;font-size:10px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com">Flixster</a> - Share Movies</div></div> Some like it <i>H.O.T.S.</i> Or, as the girls would like to claim they're doing, <b>H</b>elping <b>O</b>ut <b>T</b>he <b>S</b>eals - just like the seal that they're representing as their mascot. Just to open up this review, I like to ask you a real funny riddle: When is a teen movie not aiming for its target audience, the preteen set? The answer: When it's showing lots of nudity and bouncy girls gone wild! And not to mention the wildest of antics such as a wet t-shirt contest, a sky-diving episode, plenty of fraternity boys and even a house-keeping robot...heck yeah! Most critics and audiences would never be attentive to what they saw as a standard, mindless teen comedy but I actually found it hilariously funny for many cruel practical jokes, lame-brain jocks, non-stop action, wild orgies, and exaggerated characters fitting into a 95-minute running time. Joining up with this beautiful set of Playboy Playmates whose names I'm not familiar with is one familiar-faced, redheaded guy - Danny Bonaduce. And when the girls play a really sexy game of football the scene turns out to be a prototype for the Lingerie Bowl. I was very lucky enough to catch this obscure teen exploitation flick from the late '70s that was really great overall. Once the opening credits rolled in it became apparent which age group was meant to be the target audience here: the grown-up crowd.

  • Sean G Super Reviewer
    Jun 16, 2011

    Purely a fun movie that looked for any excuse to show a couple of former Playboy Playmates to run around topless, especially the "Strip" football game at the end.

    Purely a fun movie that looked for any excuse to show a couple of former Playboy Playmates to run around topless, especially the "Strip" football game at the end.

  • Mar 18, 2011

    Shoddily written plot with a lack coherence. Although the breasts were satisfying, the humor is best summed up as juvenile. The writers should try to add some wit in this bland skin flick.

    Shoddily written plot with a lack coherence. Although the breasts were satisfying, the humor is best summed up as juvenile. The writers should try to add some wit in this bland skin flick.

  • Aj V Super Reviewer
    Sep 06, 2010

    An entertaining college themed movie, it's pretty funny, but the story and acting are just so-so. It could have been better.

    An entertaining college themed movie, it's pretty funny, but the story and acting are just so-so. It could have been better.