Kangaroo Jack Reviews
December 24, 2010
A very bad movie -- shouldn't have been PG.
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| Original Score: 1/5
March 5, 2007
Likable but negligible.
December 30, 2006
Brainless and inane, this is for undemanding kids only.
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| Original Score: 1/5
June 24, 2006
Parents beware: this film is too crude, violent and offensive for younger viewers.
November 2, 2004
It's a thin, tedious caper only notable for its impressive Outback locations and a cameo from Christopher Walken that proves the word 'no' isn't in his vocabulary.
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| Original Score: 2/5
July 8, 2003
A competent and workmanlike action-adventure romp for kids, briefly enlivened by a funny cameo from Christopher Walken.
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| Original Score: 2/5
June 19, 2003
January films are the comeuppance all film critics must suffer for the treasures thrown at them during November and December. Seeing that 2002's holiday slate was one of the richest in memory, something tells me I'm in for 31 days of pain like no other.
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| Original Score: 1/4
April 18, 2003
Luckily, Australians can't take offence at the lame Aussie "you'd be a banger short of a barbie" stereotypes, because the American characters are just as puerile.
March 10, 2003
There's nothing to recommend the film.
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| Original Score: 0.5/5
January 31, 2003
Aussie-set comic fiasco.
Original Score: 1/4
January 31, 2003
It's 89 minutes of pure agony without a laugh in sight.
January 18, 2003
Producer Jerry Bruckheimer has an unparalleled knack for assembling Z-grade talent, particularly when operating in family-fun mode.
January 17, 2003
It's clear it was intended to cash in with audiences of all ages, but the antics are distinctly childish, while the romance is sexually suggestive.
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| Original Score: 2/5
January 17, 2003
A collection of tepid chase scenes perked up, sadly, by moments of camel flatulence.
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| Original Score: 1/4
January 17, 2003
Computer effects have reduced a magnificent animal to a cartoon comic foil with human expressions and a yen for red licorice.
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| Original Score: 1/4
January 17, 2003
[O'Connell and Anderson] are mere pawns in the larcenous career of Jerry Bruckheimer, who will carry on making a plethora of movies that are anathema to anyone with half a brain.
Original Score: 0/4
January 17, 2003
Take a camcorder to the zoo and make your own kangaroo movie. Trust me, it will be far superior.
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| Original Score: D-
January 17, 2003
Little more than an exercise in pockmarked dialogue, lame stereotype riding and even worse pacing.
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| Original Score: 1.5/4
January 17, 2003
Will parents be able to sit through Kangaroo Jack without plunging sharp sticks into their eyes? The short answer? Yes. Barely.
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| Original Score: 2/4
January 17, 2003
This is barely enough story ... to sustain a Three Stooges short, let alone an 88-minute movie.
Original Score: 1.5/4