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We came to this film with the hope of surfacing with a few burnished comic pearls from down, down in the lowest common denominator depths. But we came back with nothing. August 29, 2012 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
We came to this film with the hope of surfacing with a few burnished comic pearls from down, down in the lowest common denominator depths. But we came back with nothing.
David Jenkins
Career lows all round, then? August 28, 2012 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
Career lows all round, then?
Cath Clarke
[Lemon's] execrable film debut ... suffers from reverse Norma Desmond syndrome: He's still small, it's the picture that got big. August 25, 2012 | Full Review…
[Lemon's] execrable film debut ... suffers from reverse Norma Desmond syndrome: He's still small, it's the picture that got big.
Guy Lodge
Full of cameos from everyone you'd expect, all of whom appear wooden and uncomfortable, as if they've finally realised the terrible place their unquenchable thirst for self-publicity has landed them. August 23, 2012 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
Full of cameos from everyone you'd expect, all of whom appear wooden and uncomfortable, as if they've finally realised the terrible place their unquenchable thirst for self-publicity has landed them.
Phelim O'Neill
It may be the most staggeringly perfunctory piece of filmmaking I have ever seen. August 23, 2012 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
It may be the most staggeringly perfunctory piece of filmmaking I have ever seen.
Robbie Collin
Full of nauseatingly puerile penis-enlargement and bodily fluid gags, the film pads out its mercifully brief running time with witless cameos from the likes of David Hasselhoff, Jedward, Jason Donovan, Peter Andre and several Spice Girls. January 10, 2013 | Full Review…
Full of nauseatingly puerile penis-enlargement and bodily fluid gags, the film pads out its mercifully brief running time with witless cameos from the likes of David Hasselhoff, Jedward, Jason Donovan, Peter Andre and several Spice Girls.
Jason Best
In some inner circle of Hell, this movie will be for ever playing. September 6, 2012 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…
In some inner circle of Hell, this movie will be for ever playing.
Christopher Tookey
The emphasis on cheap sex is pitiful. The illustrative use of bangers and mash beyond infantile. August 31, 2012 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…
The emphasis on cheap sex is pitiful. The illustrative use of bangers and mash beyond infantile.
Graham Young
You don't really need jokes when you've got a ginger 'tache, a silly voice and a big fat woman swearing, do you? August 30, 2012 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
You don't really need jokes when you've got a ginger 'tache, a silly voice and a big fat woman swearing, do you?
Niki Boyle
Had it all been done more tongue-in-cheek, it might have worked as a rubbish curio like a more adult Spice World, but instead it's boring, offensive and not funny in the slightest. Like Spice World. August 29, 2012 | Rating: 1/10 | Full Review…
Had it all been done more tongue-in-cheek, it might have worked as a rubbish curio like a more adult Spice World, but instead it's boring, offensive and not funny in the slightest. Like Spice World.
Simon Gallagher
Even the Mr Skin moments are unwatchable, and the funniest moment in the whole thing comes from a bus sign. August 28, 2012 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
Even the Mr Skin moments are unwatchable, and the funniest moment in the whole thing comes from a bus sign.
George Bass
Keith Lemon: The Film has no coherent plot, is childish, lewd, coarse and mindnumbingly boring. August 26, 2012 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
Keith Lemon: The Film has no coherent plot, is childish, lewd, coarse and mindnumbingly boring.
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