Sep 27, 2013
Well, it would appear as though David Bowie decided to take a little break from the sci-fi flicks, but this is a fantasy film, so he's still not exactly settling the rumors that he's not of this world or real all that much. Really, if nothing else about this film intensified that rumor, it's the directorial credit to Jim Henson, because, for all we know, David Bowie was built to be just another Muppet. Yeah, he was probably too disturbing to children for Jim to keep him on the show, but hey, he's seen a pretty solid solo career, even though he isn't apparently all that marketable to the older children, as this young "adult" film's gross revenue will tell you. You'd figure that this film would have been a pretty big hit, considering that it boasts the names of Bowie and Henson, but then again, by 1986, we were probably also figuring that Jennifer Connelly wasn't bound to grow up to be a somewhat weird-looking woman. No, she's always been pretty, even at this time, as creepy as it might be to say that, but take it in, folks, as this was the last time we saw Connelly with relatively womanly eyebrows, before, I don't know, Bowie cast some kind of a curse on her upper head for some reason. I don't know, Bowie or somebody had to have messing with dark powers, because even though Connelly isn't too shabby to this day, she was beautiful even before she was 15, and yet she lost it once the eyebrows and forehead kicks in, though that might just be because this film didn't make enough money for Connelly to hold on to that nifty little Hollywood magic power of staying beautiful through and through. Oh well, at least she's always had good acting chops, even in this film, which has more than just a cute, talented young face and a talented, whatever in the world David Bowie is going for it, but is also with some drawbacks.
The structure of the film is itself a labyrinth, but only in that it's more exhaustingly busy that easily comprehensive in structure, opening up offering hardly any immediate development to get you invested in the characters and the adventure, then proceeding to continue hurrying along its points, yet still taking time to bloat itself with excess filler to the point of actually being more driven by the thrill of the adventure than the narrative rises and falls that conceptually drive the thrills. The film entertains enough to keep you from drifting away too far, but make no mistake, this is a very aimless opus, whose unfocused, or at least episodic structure shoves storytelling along, struggling to find a path, and such confusion is enough to plague the final product with underwhelmingness, which was always a very distinct possibility. Now, look, this is a family flick of sorts, so it's hard to ask for all that much out of this messily told story, but there's no getting around the limitations in meat to this story concept, whose subject matter opens some potential for a toothy tale, ultimately betrayed by the bland safeness, as well as by cheesiness, yet another element of the overt kiddiness. Now, considering that this film is so kiddy, cheesiness to be expected, but frankly, while things aren't as cornball as I feared, the fluffiness gets kind of carried away, not just within the lame dialogue and fall-flat jokes, but within the action, whose tension is sometimes settled by downplays that do little outside of thin out a sense of consequence. It's difficult to feel all that much from these characters, given the cheesiness, as well as the aimlessness that, before too long, loses too much focus for you to recollect the conflict, and it doesn't help that you might be too aware of where this narrative is heading, because while there are some refreshing beats here and there throughout the film, there are perhaps plenty of more familiar elements, particularly when it comes to plotting, as this is a very formulaic - nay - generic story that quickly becomes predictable, even if you are somehow able to disregard the neutering. The film's guts are limited, and that's fine, because the final product remains decent, despite flaws, but I don't know, there's something missing here, and whether it be coherency, or thorough tension, or originality, or whatever, that hole is gaping enough for the film to fall to the brink of mediocrity. At the very least, the film isn't all that memorable, but while the film is asking for your attention, it keeps it sustained on the whole, because as sloppy, thin, cheesy and familiar as this film of little consequence is, it's pretty fun, and wouldn't be that if it didn't offer some enjoyably fluffy attributes, even in musicality.
There is the occasional original song, maybe even a musical number, written by Mr. David Bowie himself, and when they arrive, they're fairly cheesy, - especially when an unholy marriage between Bowie's '80s pop sensibilities and children's musical numbers sensibilities is made - but decent on the whole, and when it comes to a then-up-and-coming Trevor Jones' score, there is also some cheesily '80s overstylization, but still plenty of hearty color that captures much of the heart of this whimsical flick. What further sells this colorful fantasy world is, of course, the production and technical value, whose special effects are a bit dated, but generally adequately buyable, much like art direction by Terry Ackland-Snow, Roger Cain, Peter Howitt, Frank Walsh and Michael White (Hold on, I need to catch my breath after just spelling that...) that does Jim Henson's trademark taste in lively designs justice through production value that build a world that, at the very least, looks fairly unique. If nothing else is refreshing about this generally formulaic fantasy flick, it's the art direction, which isn't simply dazzlingly unique, but immersive, offering plenty of stylish eye candy to try and bring some liveliness to a thin story. Style is perhaps more colorful than substance, and that's not going to be enough to save this neutered and aimless film, so I guess it's a good thing that Terry Jones' script does what potential there is to this story concept justice more often than not, because as sloppy and cheesy as Jones' writing is, he still offers humor that is generally pretty amusing for all ages, while being consistent in offering colorful set pieces, anchored by some memorable, if familiar and undercooked characters, really brought to life by a colorful cast whose supporting players deliver on distinguished and thorough charm, and whose head, a young Jennifer Connelly, fails to impress as much as she did in the still generally mediocre "Phenomena" and "Seven Minutes in Heaven", due to serious limitations in potential, but still captures enough charisma, wonderment and assurance to sell you on a lead character who is both an effective audience avatar and sharply imaginative little heroine by her own right. There's not a whole lot that's special about Connelly's performance, and the even lazily named Sarah Williams character is even less special on paper, but Connelly's portrayal of the familiar character type engages enough to charm and sell you on the core of this adventure piece, as surely as most every other performance charms. Of course, the charming performance that really saves the film as decent is that of director Jim Henson, whose storytelling is an overly safe, uneven mess, but still sustains the very engagement value that its shortcomings challenge, being driven by a subtly lively atmosphere that sometimes tenses up enough for you to get a fair sense of weight to this barely consequential family film, which is generally kept alive by sheer entertainment value, or at least charm. There's not much to compliment in this film, and quite a bit to complain about, but strengths ultimately stand supreme, anchored by endearing direction that is itself anchored by style and substance that engages enough to make a very messy, but still very entertaining final product.
When the maze has ended, and the fantasy with it, you snap back to reality rather underwhelmed by this film which goes so heavily plagued by an unfocused, formulaic and typically overtly cheesy interpretation of a thin story concept, which is ultimately well-challenged enough by decent music, outstanding art direction, colorful highlights in writing, and charming performances, both on the screen and off, for Jim Henson's "Labyrinth" to stand as a harmlessly entertaining fluff piece that the family can enjoy just fine, even with plenty of complaints.
2.5/5 - Fair
Verified