Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid

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Cast

Deborah Gibson
as Dr. Nikki Riley

Tiffany
as Terry O'Hara

A Martinez
as Dr. Diego Ortiz

Tiffany A. Martinez
as Dr. Terry O'Hara

Kathryn Joosten
as Angie

Kevin M. Horton
as RJ Cupelli

Carey Van Dyke
as Justin

Arden Cho
as Gia

Patrick Hancock
as Ben

Kristen Wilson
as Barbara Fine

Vanessa Claire Smith
as Contrary Mary

Chris Neville
as Manny

Jay Beyers
as Matredee Martin

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Critic Reviews for Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid

Audience Reviews for Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid

• Jul 07, 2012

  <i>"Why would anyone think this is crazy? We're feeding chickens full of steroids to gators. There's nothing crazy about that. What could possibly go wrong??"</i> This is a ridiculous movie, but lines like that let you know <i>they</i> know this is a ridiculous movie, and consequently I'll be damned if I wasn't entertained. Gonzo environmentalist Deborah Gibson has been liberating pythons kept as pets back into Florida's everglades, and now that the habitat has reached critical mass, park ranger Tiffany decides to rescue the dwindling alligator population by increasing their size by feeding them experimental steroids. Two days later, both species have overrun Miami! Some hilariously bad B-movie acting and the absolute worst CGI you will find in the 21st century would normally doom this kind of creature feature (like with Gibson's earlier <i>Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus</i>) but this time we experience the So Bad It's Good Effect. A group of hillbillies seemingly transplanted from Alabama shoot everything in sight, one of them has a dog named Bubba, Mickey Dolenz of the Monkees appears as a guest speaker and gets eaten, at a fundraiser a local reptile expert warns "If you have a weapon, get it out now!" upon which everyone demonstrates they were packing, and after her fiancee is devoured by a python Tiffany wails, "Those snakes are ruining <i>everything!</i>" I even got some kicks during the credit crawl, when an actor named A Martinez was introduced I was waiting for the appearance of Another Martinez. Music history lesson: Deborah (then 'Debbie') Gibson and Tiffany were the Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears circa 1999 of the late-'80s, two teenagers bursting onto the pop scene at the top of the charts. Gibson fans hated Tiffany, and Tiffany fans hated Gibson, but I doubt either singer harbored resentment towards the other. But for those fans, if they still exist, this is your dream movie, pitting the pair on opposite sides of the law and having the ultimate throwdown - this movie certainly gives people what they want! An epic catfight ensues, complete with theme music, name-calling, rolling on top of each other, food fighting, and getting soaked in a lake. Gibson is more the looker these days and markedly better actress (and much skinnier than I remember her from <i>Mega Shark</i>), while Tiffany is undisputed queen of the Tit Parade - she runs around a lot and probably should have worn a chin guard. Gibson calls Tiffany a bitch at least eight times, and with every heated encounter between them you know the stacks will blow at some point, so you gotta hand it to them by delivering on that promise. Both go all out and seem to have fun with the rivalry perception by agreeing to this project's stunt casting, with the capper having them trade spoken lines which were lyrics from Tiffany's massive hit 'I Think We're Alone Now.' Maybe they're two has-beens now in their early 40's desperate enough to be part of any project remotely affiliated with the entertainment industry by smearing pie cream across each other's chest, but I prefer to think the former explanation holds more truth.
  Doctor S Super Reviewer
• Sep 01, 2011

  A former pop star (Debbie Gibson) sneaks pythons into the Everglades, so to restore the natural balance another former pop star (Tiffany) feeds the alligators experimental steroids. Remember how MEGA PYTHON was so ludicrous and over-the-top that it became perversely entertaining? Well, this one's just dumb; when your monster movie's only real selling point is a catfight between middle-aged teen pop idols, you've got issues.
  Greg S Super Reviewer
• Jul 02, 2011

  Debbie Gibson and Tiffany... lol... not FTW.
  wicked A Super Reviewer

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