Tim Hill Director Jeffrey Tambor K. Edgar 'Ed' Singer Actor F. Murray Abraham Noah Actor Rob Schneider TV Producer Actor Josh Charles Agent Barker Actor Ray Liotta Guardian of the Gate #1 Actor David Arquette Dr. Tucker Actor Andie MacDowell Shelley Snipes Actor Kathy Griffin Armed Femaile 'Guardian of the Hollway' Actor Pat Hingle General Luft Actor Hulk Hogan Man in Black Actor Dave Goelz Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew Voice Steve Whitmire Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Beaker, Cosmic Fish #1 Voice Bill Barretta Pepe, Johnny Fiama, Renthro (Bobo), Dr. Teeth, Rowlf the Dog, The Swedish Chef Voice Jerry Nelson Sergeant Floyd Pepper Voice Brian Henson Dr. Phil Van Neuter, Sal Minella, Talking Sandwich Voice, Producer Kevin Clash Clifford Voice Frank Oz Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Sam Eagle Voice Veronica Alicino TV Stage Manager Actor David Lenthall Mikey the Cameraman Actor Richard Fullerton Guardian of the Gate #2 Actor Mark Joy Guardian of the Gate #3 Actor Carl Espy TV Associate Producer Actor Deron Barnett Child Actor Christina Mullins Little Girl Actor Elaine Nalee Mashed Potato Lady Actor Alice Dinnean Additional Muppet Performer Voice John Henson Sweetums, Additional Muppet Performer (voice) Actor John Kennedy Beach Hippie Additional Muppet Performer (voice) Actor Peter Linz Beach Hippie , Miss Piggy (performer) , "Shakes" the Rat , Additional Muppet Performer (voice) Actor Drew Massey Beach Hippie , Additional Muppet Performer (voice) Actor Jerry Juhl Writer Joey Mazzarino Writer Ken Kaufman Writer Stephanie Allain Executive Producer Martin G. Baker Producer Kristine Belson Executive Producer Timothy M. Bourne Co-Producer Alex Rockwell Co-Producer Jamshied Sharifi Original Music Alan Caso Cinematographer Richard Pearson Film Editing Michael A. Stevenson Film Editing Allison Cowitt Casting Mike Fenton Casting Stephen Marsh Production Design Alan Cassie Art Director William G. Davis Art Director Marthe Pineau Set Decoration