David Jablin Director Denis Leary Jake Director, Actor Joe Mantegna Frank Musso Actor Andrew Dice Clay Richard Spencer Actor Cassidy Rae Norma Jean Hazelrigg Actor Brian Keith 'Noble Hart' , Himself Actor William Ragsdale Todd Farrit Actor Allan Rich Ziggy Brillman Actor Farrah Forke Mrs. Spencer Actor Annabella Sciorra Brenda Actor Tanya Pohlkotte Sara Actor Clyde Kusatsu Saint Peter Actor Gerrit Graham Satan Actor John Ducey Paramedic Actor Kenneth Randle Kid Actor Ted Davis Blind Sheiks Translator Actor Bee-Be Smith Angry Mom Actor Lois Foraker Charlotte Actor Cara Keys Diane Actor Lee Everett Freda Actor Susan Barnes Cat Food Lady Actor Tom Bellin Priest Actor Christopher Carroll Deathrow Guard Actor Max Barrie Barry Brillman Actor Dale Raoul Allison Shoop Actor Kristopher Logan Reporter 1 Actor Steven M. Porter Reporter 2 Actor Patricia Belcher Modesto Judge Actor Peggy Maltby Matron Guard Actor Eleanor Mondale Self Ken Kerman Guard 2 Actor Peter Manoogian Producer Ann Lembeck Writer Jim Mulholland Writer Michael Barrie Writer