Joe Eckardt Director, Producer, Film Editing Frankie Muniz Matt Burns , Pizza Man Actor Diamond Dallas Page Kryder , The Big Cheese Actor Amber Borycki Susan Actor Ashley Parker Angel Todd Actor Terry Rhoads Professor Marsley Actor Michael Gross Professor Tucker Actor Shelley Long Mrs. Burns Actor David H. Lawrence XVII Detective Moser Actor Jonathan Kapoor Screenwriter, Executive Producer Marco Mannone Screenwriter Kico Velarde Producer Steven Paul Executive Producer Jason Price Executive Producer Stephen Foz McDermott Executive Producer Nima Fakhrara Original Music Ramin Kousha Original Music Vitaly Bokser Cinematographer Courtney Williams Casting