Santa With Muscles Reviews

  • Jun 23, 2017

    Sure to be remembered come Oscar time!

    Sure to be remembered come Oscar time!

  • Nov 08, 2015

    It is as bad as it sounds.

    It is as bad as it sounds.

  • Dec 30, 2014

    This movie make no f***** sense.

    This movie make no f***** sense.

  • Dec 28, 2014

    Wow, this was bad. Mean guy millionaire businessman Hulk Hogan is on the run from the police when he disguises himself as Santa. He ends up getting knocked out and wakes up with amnesia believing himself to be the real Santa. Now only doing good deeds, he stops petty criminals and battles an evil scientist he knew from his youth at an orphanage. Makes no sense. Just poor, poor all around.

    Wow, this was bad. Mean guy millionaire businessman Hulk Hogan is on the run from the police when he disguises himself as Santa. He ends up getting knocked out and wakes up with amnesia believing himself to be the real Santa. Now only doing good deeds, he stops petty criminals and battles an evil scientist he knew from his youth at an orphanage. Makes no sense. Just poor, poor all around.

  • Dec 15, 2014

    Best movie about saving orphans from mad scientists that want magic crystals in the ancient catacombs of their orphanage. Also staring Hulk Hogan.

    Best movie about saving orphans from mad scientists that want magic crystals in the ancient catacombs of their orphanage. Also staring Hulk Hogan.

  • Dec 24, 2013

    So bad and bizarre that I kind of liked it. Completely ridiculous story and terrible acting just made it worse/better. Laugh at it and don't take it serious

    So bad and bizarre that I kind of liked it. Completely ridiculous story and terrible acting just made it worse/better. Laugh at it and don't take it serious

  • Dec 18, 2013

    A total joke in and of itself. There's nothing redeeming about this movie. Its a piece of sh#t and I hope everyone who was involved with the making of it actually knew that.

    A total joke in and of itself. There's nothing redeeming about this movie. Its a piece of sh#t and I hope everyone who was involved with the making of it actually knew that.

  • Dec 06, 2013

    Hoo boy, this must be the worst Christmas film I've ever seen. It has rubbish characters, an annoying little girl, crappy villains and really bad jokes. Hulk Hogan doesn't deserve to be treated in crap like this, he should retire from film making right now. Don't add or watch this film. You'll be grateful if you did.

    Hoo boy, this must be the worst Christmas film I've ever seen. It has rubbish characters, an annoying little girl, crappy villains and really bad jokes. Hulk Hogan doesn't deserve to be treated in crap like this, he should retire from film making right now. Don't add or watch this film. You'll be grateful if you did.

  • Nov 20, 2013

    Proof that Wrestlers Should Stick To The Ring. This Disastrous Family Film See's Hogan As A Millionaire Who Loses His Memory & Thinks He's Santa. Hogan Then Attempts To Save The Orphanage From Demolition By An Evil Millionaire. Something For Kids, But Not Much Fun For The Adults.

    Proof that Wrestlers Should Stick To The Ring. This Disastrous Family Film See's Hogan As A Millionaire Who Loses His Memory & Thinks He's Santa. Hogan Then Attempts To Save The Orphanage From Demolition By An Evil Millionaire. Something For Kids, But Not Much Fun For The Adults.

  • Dec 15, 2012

    Just really weird even for a family movie.

    Just really weird even for a family movie.