John Blanchard Director Tom Arnold Deputy Doughy Primesuspekt, Harding Actor Tiffani Thiessen Hagitha Utslay Actor Coolio Principal Interest (The Administrator-Formerely-Known-As-Principal) Actor Shirley Jones Kevorkian, School Nurse & Funeral Director Actor Majandra Delfino Martina Martinez Actor Jimmie Walker Pimp Actor Julie Benz Barbara Primesuspekt Actor Kim Greist Mrs. Peacock Actor Aimee Graham Screw Frombehind Actor Rose Marie Mrs. Tingle Actor Simon Rex Slab O'Beef Actor Mink Stole Madame La Tourneau Actor Danny Strong Boner Actor Nicholas Lanier Kid with phone Actor Steven Anthony Lawrence Chuckie Actor Sue Bailey Writer Joe Nelms Writer Doug Blake Line Producer Kai Ephron Associate Producer Harold Bronson Executive Producer Richard Foos Executive Producer Robert Shaw Executive Producer Joel Morrish Associate Producer Jeffré Phillips Executive Producer Stephen Nemeth Producer Andrew Ooi Producer David J. Miller Cinematographer Richard LaBrie Film Editing Tyler Bates Original Music Brian F. McCabe Production Design Jesse James Art Director Beth Ann Lundin Set Decoration Merrie Lawson Costume Design Nicole Arbusto Casting Joy Dickson Casting