Joe Dante Director Kirsten Dunst Christy Fimple Actor Gregory Smith Alan Abernathy Actor Jay Mohr Larry Benson Actor Phil Hartman Phil Fimple Actor Kevin Dunn Stuart Abernathy Actor Denis Leary Gil Mars Actor David Cross Irwin Wayfair Actor Ann Magnuson Irene Abernathy Actor Wendy Schaal Marion Fimple Actor Alexandra Wilson Ms. Kegel Actor Dick Miller Joe Actor Robert Picardo Ralph Actor Tommy Lee Jones Maj. Chip Hazard Voice Frank Langella Archer Voice Ernest Borgnine Kip Killagin Voice Bruce Dern Link Static Voice Gavin Scott Writer Adam Rifkin Writer Ted Elliott Writer Terry Rossio Writer Walter F. Parkes Executive Producer Michael Finnell Producer Colin Wilson Producer Jerry Goldsmith Original Music Jimmy Page Original Music Jamie Anderson Cinematographer Marshall Harvey Film Editing Michael Thau Film Editing Denise Chamian Casting William Sandell Production Design Brad Ricker Art Director Rosemary Brandenburg Set Decoration Carole Brown-James Costume Design