Snakes on a Train

2006

Snakes on a Train

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A cursed woman sends a train literally into the mouth of a giant snake in this Snakes on a Plane knock-off from Asylum Entertainment. After a couple flees an unsuccessful attempt to marry one of them off to royalty, a curse is laid upon the woman which makes her puke up snakes every few minutes -- a fate that can only be cured by a distant relative. Unfortunately the snakes keep on coming and soon a horde of these man-eating reptiles begin to terrorize a passenger train whose final destination is nowhere other than ludicrous land. The director, Peter Mervis, also helmed the similar - but much less preposterous - dreivative productions, Hillside Cannibals and The Da Vinci Treasure.

Cast

Alby Castro
as Brujo
Julia "Ryanne" Ruiz
as Alma
Giovanni Bejarano
as Miguel
Giovanni Bejerano
Al Galvez
as Julio
Amelia Jackson-Gray
as Crystal
Shannon Gayle
as Summer
Isaac Wade
as Martin
Stephen A.F. Day
as Conductor
Carolyn Meyer
as Klara
Lola Forsberg
as Lani
Madeleine Falk
as Nancy
Derek Osedach
as Mitch
Jay Costelo
as Juan
Jason S. Gray
as Chico
Sean Durrie
as Dickie
Nick Slatkin
as Raz
Cameron Bass-Jackson
as Cooper
Paige Cooper
as Dining Car Server
Philo Beddoe
as Hoover
Jake T. Austin
as The Coyote
Anthony Fankhauser
as Engineer
Reza Riazi
as Barat
Daryn Beasley
as Passenger
John R. Bring
as Passenger
Erik Lynch
as Passenger
Brandon Peña
as Passenger
Sharon Zeev
as Passenger
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Critical Consensus: Now Boarding, "Snakes on a Plane." Destination: Fresh!
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Audience Reviews for Snakes on a Train

  • Mar 27, 2015
    At least it wasn't *meant* to be good.
    Gimly M Super Reviewer
  • Oct 29, 2011
    So many reasons to see Snakes on a Train. So many reasons it was so bad...The acting was bad, The script was bad, the effects were bad, the ending was bad. But the most dissapointing thing of all is that the reason you watched the film for was in fact bad. That is, the Snakes were bad.
    Directors C Super Reviewer
  • Jan 09, 2011
    Nope, not a sequel to the much hyped film of a similar name, but this independent cheapo rip-off sure as hell took advantage of its publicity. It's quite a dull film really with a bit of gore now and then, but it didn't have the budget to pull off the film effectively. An admirable but average effort.
    Lee ? Super Reviewer
  • Aug 01, 2008
    Yea it's bad but we knew it would be. I was givin this blatant, make a quick buck rip off of some other Snakes On A movie you might have heard of as a joke and fair enough, I did laugh at how bad it was. The ending is ridiculous. OK gore though.
    Nicky M Super Reviewer
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