I think I've made it clear that I do not enjoy Christmas movies. Well, really, I don't enjoy most of them unless they turn the concept on its head and do something that's a little different or darker, like the original Bad Santa, the Harold and Kumar Chrismas movie, The Night Before (with Seth Rogen) and even The Nightmare Before Christmas, even if I wasn't in love with the amount of musical numbers in the movie when compared with storytelling, it wasn't paced well, particularly for such a short movie. Regardless, the thing is that I enjoy Christmas movie that go beyond the regular boundaries of the genre, while they may have some cheese in them at least they're disguising it as a raunchy comedy (like the first three I mentioned above) or a gothic claymation movie. What I do not like are these cheesefests about a group of people (in this case two kids) saving Christmas from, I don't know, destruction or something. Finally, Fox News gets one right, there IS a war on Christmas and it's in THIS movie. Seriously, though, fuck Fox News and their propaganda. How'd I get into that??? Anyway, if you were hoping for something different from this movie that wasn't a complete and utter cheesefest, then I do not know what is wrong with you. I don't know what's wrong with me, honestly. So you may ask yourself why I watched this movie, knowing what it was gonna be. I don't know, honestly. I guess there was always a small part of me that was hoping it would turn out to still be a good little movie. Just because I think most Christmas movies are saccharine cheesefests does not mean that I think that they can't be done right. After all, on RottenTomatoes at least, I reviewed the original Miracle on 34th Street positively, even if it didn't blow me away. So that was my hope for this movie that, at the very least, it would entertain me and I like Kurt Russell, so that definitely helped. Let's be honest, if it wasn't for Kurt, I would not have even bothered with this movie. First things first, the Pierce family always comes together for Christmas, it's the favorite holiday, blah, blah, blah, father dies in a fire (he's a firefighter), blah, blah, blah, the family is no longer close, Teddy is a dick to Katie, his sister, blah, blah, blah. On Christmas Eve, when their mother is forced to work, Teddy takes care of his sister and indulges her in this silly idea to film Santa Claus. Long story short, they do film him and they follow him while he makes his deliveries. They get in his sleigh, they cause it to crash in Chicago, miles away from Milwaukee (where Katie and Teddy are from) and then they team up with Santa Clause to, you guessed it, help save Christmas. Yawn. If I'm being honest, this is not a bad movie in the slightest, like not even close. I think that Kurt Russell, Darby Camp and Judah Lewis are all good in their roles. But I just think the movie relies on every Christmas cliche out there. That the adults don't believe Santa is real, that Christmas is in danger of dying, that Teddy and Katie are, through their interactions with Santa Claus, becoming close again, it's nothing that you have not seen before and, probably, done better elsewhere. I thought that, with Kurt Russell as Santa, the film would have a BIT more of an edge, but there's not. There's even an embarrassingly bad scene where Santa Claus performs a blues song, while in jail, with Steven Van Zandt and members of his own band, all under different names of course. The song isn't bad, nor is the performance aspect of it, but what's even the point of this scene even existing. It's completely cringeworthy and, quite literally, makes no sense other than to, I don't fucking know, show that Santa Claus is hip and with it? I would be more embarrassed to be caught watching this scene than I would be if I got caught watching porn. Not to shit on Steven Van Zandt or his band, as I'm certain I would enjoy it more than current popular music, but if the whole thing is to show that Santa is cool, probably him singing with a soul/blues band MIGHT not be the best way to showcase it. It was a truly awful scene that should have been erased from memory the moment it was thought of. The film isn't hilarious, nor is it meant to be, but it does have its funny moments. I can't recall them off the top of my head right now, but it does have some. And, ultimately, I think that is this movie's worst scene, just how damn forgettable it is. I don't think there was the potential here for a timeless classic, but there was potential for a good movie if it gave Kurt Russell more shit to do and if it wasn't so focused on fitting in every Christmas cliche in existence. Because of that, it ends up completely playing it safe for the sake of playing it safe. And I know some might think that this means that I want it to be raunchier, which couldn't be farther from the truth. You can take risks in a family-friendly film. Pixar has done it with films like Inside Out which, through its characters, explores some mental health issues with class and intelligence. Not saying that this film had that same potential, but I'm just saying that risks can be taken while still keeping the movie casual enough for a family, which is what you're going for. The fact of the matter is that this movie plays it safe and it fails to stick out because of that. It's another forgettable Christmas movie in an endless sea of them. Maybe I'm a cynic or a grinch and this really is a good Christmas movie, I just didn't feel that this added to more than just being ANOTHER in the long of Christmas movies that just couldn't cut it. It goes to where you expect it, Katie and Teddy make up and becoming loving siblings again except, somehow, it didn't really feel that satisfying, even within the saccharine nature of this type of movie. It just didn't work. I just never felt that Teddy and Katie really "truly" hated each other for this reconciliation to work, they're just pretending. And, again, I've said this before, acting IS pretending, but some do it better than others and you're able to buy into the fact that they really hate each other. Like, say, Iko Uwais and Joe Taslim in The Night Comes For Us. And it's weird that I'm comparing this Christmas movie to one of the most violent movies I've ever actually seen, but it's just to illustrate the point that the hatred between brother and sister can be accomplished. A more appropriate example would be Hailee Steinfeld and Blake Jenner in The Edge of Seventeen. Regardless, the point is that their relationship doesn't work on a fundamental level and, therefore, the reconciliation feels forced and unnatural. The hug they share before their mother arrives at the end is so unnatural. Neither here nor there, I suppose. With that said, if average Christmas movies are your thing, then this is probably gonna be for you. If you're looking for something that is actually good then, well, I don't know what to tell you, buddy, you're not gonna get it here.

Films that rely on the premise of the movie revolving around Christmas are always a perfect viewing experience during the holidays. Itâ(TM)s very rare that viewers feel the absolute need to watch a holiday film during fall, spring or summer, so when these movies finally arrive/air, itâ(TM)s worth the wait. I feel a certain leniency when talking about Christmas movies, due to the fact that I just enjoy watching them in general. That being said, I will be putting my personal bias aside in favour of giving an authentic review here, which is going to be quite positive regardless. One of Netflixâ(TM)s latest feature film releases in The Christmas Chronicles may just be one of the best Christmas movies in recent memory, but thatâ(TM)s because there really havenâ(TM)t been many great ones in the last decade or so. Hereâ(TM)s why I believe The Christmas Chronicles deserve your attention this holiday season. Still grieving the loss of their father and having to stay home alone on Christmas Eve, two siblings discover the real Santa as he enters their house, which sets them on a journey with him to save Christmas. Yes, this plot is very formulaic and has been done a million times in throughout the years, but these are all very like-able characters. Teddy (the older brother) begins as a troubled teen, but has a great arc throughout the movie, especially between him and his sisterâ(TM)s relationship and Kate (his younger sister) is reinvigorated with her belief in Santa. This film explores many facets of the Christmas season and what it means, while also presenting a fun adventure for the whole family. On top of that, Kurt Russell makes for a fantastic Santa Claus. Aside from appearing in tentpole films like The Fate of the Furious or Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, itâ(TM)s been a while since heâ(TM)s truly headlined a mainstream film. While Netflix isnâ(TM)t exactly mainstream in terms of theatricality, I would classify this as his biggest lead role in quite a while. Not only is it nice to see him at the forefront, but he truly does play a great Santa. His enthusiasm is terrific and the way he plays off the kids as if heâ(TM)s almost tired of being Santa or just too good at it in general, his performance makes this film worth watching alone. The subtle adult humour makes this movie an easy watch for adults, but thereâ(TM)s also a lot to go around for kids. From computer-generated elves to Santaâ(TM)s sleigh flying through the sky with computer-generated reindeer, this has everything that kids hope to see in a film like this. Not that Iâ(TM)m saying itâ(TM)s as good of a film as the original Tim Allen-lead The Santa Clause, but this is the first movie since then that had such a broad spectrum of comedy. From lame poop and fart jokes for kids to humour that only adults will understand, The Christmas Chronicles truly has it all. As I said though, youâ(TM)ve seen this movie a million times, but if that doesnâ(TM)t bother you, I think youâ(TM)ll thoroughly enjoy this film as I did. In the end, The Christmas Chronicles was a very nice surprise from Netflix and I hope more holiday films like this can be made in the foreseeable future. Aside from R-rated sequels to comedies like Bad Santa 2, A Bad Moms Christmas, or even A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas, original Christmas movies have been lacking over the last few years. Although not perfect, this was a breath of fresh air and I can absolutely see myself revisiting this one in the Decembers to come.