Jonathan Kesselman Director Adam Goldberg Mordechai Jefferson Carver Actor Judy Greer Esther Actor Andy Dick Santa 'Damian' Actor Mario Van Peebles Mohammed Actor Peter Coyote J.J.L. Chief Actor Sean Whalen Tiny Tim Actor Tony Cox Jamal Actor Nora Dunn Mrs. Carver Actor Richard Riehle Santa Actor Melvin Van Peebles Sweetback Actor Rachel Dratch Tikva Actor Harrison Chad Shlomo Actor Jim Petersmith Skinhead Bartender Actor Annie McEnroe Mrs. Highsmith Actor Grant Rosenmeyer Young Mordechai Actor Elaine Hendrix Blonde Bombshell Actor Josh Kesselman Producer Sofia Sondervan Producer Lisa Fragner Producer Edward R. Pressman Executive Producer John Schmidt Executive Producer Kurt Brabbée Cinematographer Cabot McMullen Production Design David Ellis Art Director Shane Klein Set Decoration Alysia Raycraft Costume Design Michelle Phillips Costume Design Loretta Alston Hair Stylist Michael Cohen Original Music Dean Holland Film Editor