Danny DeVito Vic De Salvo Director, Actor Rhea Perlman Francine Kester Actor Gerrit Graham Parker Braithwaite Actor Kevin McCarthy Wes Vandergelder Actor Jayne Meadows Self Steve Allen Self George Wendt Mr. Sweeney Actor Ronny Graham Cap'n Andy Actor Huntz Hall Benny Bentson Actor Barry Corbin The Colonel Actor Jim Mulholland Screenwriter Michael Barrie Screenwriter David Jablin Producer Tim Suhrstedt Cinematographer Dale Beldin Film Editing Marshall Harvey Film Editing David Spear Original Music Michael Corenblith Production Design Cliff Cunningham Set Decoration Angee Beckett Costume Design Marci Liroff Casting