Valentine2001
Valentine (2001)
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Critic Consensus: Valentine is basically a formulaic throwback to conventional pre-Scream slasher flicks. Critics say it doesn't offer enough suspense or scares to justify its addition to the genre.
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Cast
as Paige Prescott
as Adam Carr
as Kate Davies
as Dorothy Wheeler
as Campbell Morris
as Lily Voight
as Max Raimi
as Shelley Fisher
as Det. Vaughn
as Ruthie
as Frank Wheeler
as Kim Wheeler
as Jeremy
as Jason
as Gary Taylor
as Lance
as Brian
as Maid
as Young Lily
as Video Woman No. 1
as Young Shelley
as Young Kate
as Young Dorothy
as Young Paige
as Bookish Guy
as Banker
as Jock
as Shy Guy
as Religious Guy
as Pastor
as Gallery Employee
as Video Man No. 1
as Video Man No. 2
as Video Man No. 3
as Video Woman No. 2
as Video Woman No. 3
as Chad
as Joe Tulga
as Tulga Gang Member No. 1
as Tulga Gang Member No. 2
as Tulga Gang Member No. 3
as Waitress
as Waitress
as Med Student
as Killer (uncredited)
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Critic Reviews for Valentine
All Critics (74) | Top Critics (22) | Fresh (7) | Rotten (67) | DVD (8)
The contradictory sexual politics in this lightweight slasher suggest that at some point it was meant to satirize the traditional mores of the self-satisfied female characters.
In the new teen slasher flick Valentine, a public-school nerd, now grown up, seeks to systematically murder all the girls who wouldn't dance with him at the Grade 6 Valentine's dance. Or maybe that's not what happens. It ís hard to tell.
A cheesy horror flick that doesn't take itself too seriously.
I had fun anyway.
Valentine isn't scary, but it is unsettling; not ultimately satisfying, but arresting in the moment.
Looking good but lacking much in the way of personality or gray matter.
Audience Reviews for Valentine
9% of critics liked this movie? That's sad and an awfully high number I think. The people who actually did like this pathetic waste of time are either Angel fans or anyone who still thinks Denise Richards is hot. Don't bother watching this shit. Go to the park, shake up bottles of soda and throw them at the ground cap-first to watch them fly into the air. That is a much better way to spend your time.
Super Reviewer
Valentine is one of the better films in the teen horror genres, yeah I know. Even though the film is a better take on a tired genre in horror, it doesn't necessarily mean thats its a good film, far from it. The actors are terrible, and the script is lacking in effective scares, but what it does have is plenty of horrific death scenes, which I thought were pretty original. Valentine is a teen version of a slasher film during a holiday, unfortunately, Valentine's Day has already been covered in the horror, by a film called My Bloody Valentine. A different take on a holiday that has already been done in the past, but unfortunately Valentine lacks the memorable themes presented in My Bloody Valentine, which will always remain a classic and the superior slasher flick set during Valentine's Day.
Super Reviewer
Pathetically awful in every way. As a slasher, it is devoid of any gruesome, original or uncomfortable death scenes. They are just so plain and ordinary. The kills are also few and far between and some of them are thrown in for no reason. The identity of the killer is so obvious they may as well have told you at the beginning. The main characters are also portrayed as the same bitchy girls they were at school, making them less sympathetic than the killer. It's too concerned with trying to trick you, but failing to realise that it's audience aren't as clueless as the makers would like to believe. This has nothing for fans of the genre or fans of cinema. Making it instantly disposable.
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