Although Netflix has been crushing it with their television shows, their feature film category has been fairly slim pickings, which is odd, due to the fact that a television show usually takes more time to complete, depending on the content. War Machine is the latest in their feature film category, and while it does show promise in getting big stars attached to some of their releases, I still think they have a while to go before they start to shut down movie theatres. This is a premise that had a lot of promise, but the ultimate end result is pretty bland in my opinion. This film could've easily been a theatrical release, but this is exactly where it belongs, because I truly think it will receive more viewership this way. Here is why I believe War Machine to be a try-hard version of mediocrity. As the film follows the true(ish) rises and falls of Gen. Glen McMahon (Brad Pitt), the film sets itself out to be a self-aware parody of the story at hand. The way this premise is told is very relevant to our society today, but the film itself teeters on unwatchable at times, due to its very dry and boring pace. To add to that statement, there are several moments where it feels like a parody, when it's actually trying to take itself seriously. The tonal shifts are incredibly off-balance here, making for a very frustrating viewing experience. I can accept bizarre tonal shifts most of the time, but the most annoying aspect about this film was Brad Pitt's portrayal of McMahon. I'm a huge fan of Brad Pitt and many of my favourite films have him in it, but there was something very off about his performance here. It was almost as if he was given a character to portray at a birthday party or on Halloween, due to the fact that his expressions and mannerisms were way too over-the-top. I'm sure he was given specific instructions on how the real-life general acted, but his portrayal completely took me out of the movie. Sadly, this film feels more like a mediocre Saturday Night Live skit, rather than a dramatic parody, which is what it seemed to be trying so hard to achieve. Never did I feel the need to research the facts, due to the fact that they were the most interesting aspect about this film. Wether horrible or endearing, the true/false facts made about our modern society were fascinating to say the least. I found myself losing interest throughout the majority of this film, but anytime there was a board meeting, court room meeting, or press conference, I was sucked right back into War Machine. If nothing else, I believe War Machine isn't just a lacklustre film, but a decent little commentary on our lives today. This also serves as a negative, due to the fact that these elements deserved to be presented in a much better film. In the end, there isn't much to praise about this film, due to the fact that you can't really recommend it to anyone. Fans of parodies will be extremely bored as there is not enough comedy and fans of dramas will be conflicted, due to the fact that there is comedy in random areas. As a film, this doesn't work at all in my opinion, but it may have worked better as a short film thats sole purpose was to be shared around the internet in order to bring awareness about certain issues in our war today. To be honest, this isn't a horrible film, it's just tonally inconsistent and drags on far too long to really enjoy all that much. Certain messages throughout the film more than make up for the lack of interest, but the film is mediocre at best, which isn't very often. War Machine is a huge disappointment in my eyes, because the trailers intrigued me quite a bit.