Brad Pitt

Its not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why

Its not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.

Do you realize what you just did? You just bet against the American economy.

That is the American housing market.

That is the American housing market.

You guys look like a bunch of ice cream cones.

You hear that line? Line's for you.

Don't make me laugh. "We're one people". It's a myth created by Thomas Jefferson.

Oh, so now you're gonna have a go at Jefferson, huh?

My friend, Jefferson's an American saint because he wrote the words, " All men are created equal", words he clearly didn't believe, since he allowed his own children to live in slavery. He was a rich white wine snob who was sick of paying taxes to the Brits. So yeah, he wrote some lovely words and aroused the rabble and they went out and died for those words, while he sat back and drank his wine and fucked his slave girl.

You want to hurt me? Hurt me.

Are we ever going to talk about it? 'Nessa?

We are consumers. We're the by-products of a lifestyle obsession.

And I think, right there and then, she realized none of us is perfect forever.

And I think, right there and then, she realized none of us is perfect forever.

Would you still love me if I were old and saggy?

Would you still love me if I were young and had acne? When I'm afraid of what's under the stairs? Or if I end up wetting the bed?

Do you think Hitler would fuck us for a chocolate bar?

The things you own end up owning you.

Wanna talk Mexican? Find another tank. A Mexican tank. This is an American tank. We talk American.

Space monkey!

We shall skin you alive!

Shut the fuck up and send me more pigs to slaughter!

Ideals are peaceful, history is violent.

When the package was wrapped, the woman, who was back in the cab, was blocked by a delivery truck, all the while Daisy was gettin' dressed. The delivery truck pulled away and the taxi was able to move, while Daisy, last to be dressed, waited for one of her friends, who had broken a shoelace. While the taxi was stopped, waitin' for a traffic light, Daisy and her friend came out the back of the theater. And if only one thing had happened differently; if that shoelace hadn't broken; or that delivery truck had moved moments earlier; or that package had been wrapped and ready, because the girl hadn't broken up with her boyfriend; or that man had set his alarm and got up five minutes later; or that taxi driver hadn't stopped for a cup of coffee; or that woman had remembered her coat, and got into an earlier cab, Daisy and her friend would've crossed the street, and the taxi would've driven by.

Best job I ever had!

You know, Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.

Suede is a funny thing. It's rough, but soft. It's strong, but quiet, and doesn't wrinkle, and doesn't crack. And doesn't stand out so much in a crowd of leather and vinyl.You don't notice it a first. But once you do, you can't take your eyes off of it and you wonder how in the hell you ever overlooked it in the first place.

If your definition of a friend is someone who will die for you, then you don't have any friends.

If you aren't on your way to becoming a vet in six weeks, you will be dead.

I was married before this.

What's her name and social security number?

You're not going to kill her.

Your aim is almost as bad you're cooking, sweetheart.

Come on, honey. Come to daddy.

Who's your daddy now?

What's that smell?

I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o!

Well, I've always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.

Laws change. Social systems crumble. Universal truths are constant. It is a fact - it is a plain fact that what is true and right is true and right for all. White and black alike.

You're a real live outlaw, aren't ya?

Well, I may be an outlaw, darlin', but, you're the one stealin' my heart.

Could you turn that down? You don't even speak Spanish.

Emotion transcends language.

I don't know what it takes! I'm new in the fuck you business.

But life bein' what it is - a series of intersectin' lives and incidents, out of anyone's control - that taxi did not go by, and that driver was momentarily distracted, and that taxi hit Daisy, and her leg was crushed.

The taxi had to stop for a man crossin' the street, who had left for work five minutes later than he normally did, because he forgot to set off his alarm. While that man, late for work, was crossin' the street, Daisy had finished rehearsin', and was takin' a shower. And while Daisy was showerin', the taxi was waitin' outside a boutique for the woman to pick up a package, which hadn't been wrapped yet, because the girl was supposed to wrap it, who had broken up with boyfriend the night before and forgot.

Sometimes we're not on a collision course, and we just don't know it. Whether it's by accident or by design, there's not a thing we can do about it. A woman in Paris was on her way to go shoppin', but, she had forgotten her coat - went back to get it. When she had gotten her coat, the phone had rung, so she'd stopped to answer it; talked for a couple of minutes. While the woman was on the phone, Daisy was rehearsin' for a performance at the Paris Opera House. And while she was rehearsin', the woman, off the phone now, had gone outside to get a taxi. Now a taxi driver had dropped off a fare earlier and had stopped to get a cup of coffee. And all the while, Daisy was rehearsin'. And this taxi driver, who dropped off the earlier fare; who stopped to get a cup of coffee, had picked up the lady who was goin' shoppin', and had missed gettin' an earlier cab.

You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.

Movement is life.

You have a better chance if you come with us.

Bawnjorno!

You're well traveled for a slave

You're well traveled for a slave.

How do you know they're coming?

They're coming.

You got a name?

Segen

Segen.

I have to go, or they'll throw you out.

My God, I've failed again.

How did you know? Cutting it off, how did you know it would work?

I didn't

Still hung over?

Still drunk.

Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies.

Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies.

Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight.

Or if I end up wettin' the bed?

He slipped. He's dead.

Forget about patient zero.

I can't do that; it's too late for me to build a wall.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

You're too old, fatty.

It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you

It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you.

Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable. Just ask your husband.

Very true. Very, very true.

My sweet boy.

"Lets make a barricade inside this mcdonalds, I love chicken mcnuggets"

Lets make a barricade inside this McDonalds. I love chicken McNuggets.

I Want You To Hit Me As Hard As You Can.

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

This isn't the end, not even close

This isn't the end, not even close.

Things were becomin' different for me. My hair had very little grey and grew like weeds. My senses of smell was keener, my hearin' more acute. I could walk further and faster, while everybody else was agin', I was gettin' younger... all alone!

How do we know they're Coming?

How do we know they're coming?

They're Coming. Ready?

They're coming. Ready?

If you can fight, than fight.

If you can fight, then fight.

Be prepared for anything.

Just know I'm coming back.

Run!

I will destruct and destroy with my bogus Irish accent. Aye laddie!

There's somethin' peaceful, even comfortin' knowin' the people you love are asleep in their beds where nothin' can harm them.

I was thinkin' how nothin' lasts, and what a shame that is

Some things last.

Some people were born to sit by a river, some to be struck by lightenin', some have an ear for music, some are artists, some know buttons, some know Shakespeare, some are mothers and some people can dance.

You think you're special?

Well, you are paying me 8 million dollars a year, so yeah.

No, no. We aren't paying you. The Yankees are paying half of your salary. The Yankees are paying you 4 million dollars to play against them

No, no. We aren't paying you. The Yankees are paying half of your salary. The Yankees are paying you 4 million dollars to play against them.

"Not until your grades improve"

Not until your grades improve.

"At that rate, we'll never do it"

At that rate, we'll never do it.

I am profoundly vanilla.

You know something Uitivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.

Play your tricks on me. But not on my cousin.

You have your swords. I have my tricks. We play with the toys the gods give us.

We need you. Greece needs you.

Greece got along fine before I was born. And Greece will remain Greece long after I am gone.

We men are wretched things.

The first rule of project mayhem is you do not ask questions.

You dress me like a doll. You make my hair like a doll. Why? You want me to be a doll forever?!

Claudia ~ don't...

Claudia, don't.

WHY NOT?! (cuts her hair) Can't I change like everybody else?

Why not? Can't I change like everybody else?

That's right Topher.

And I love you, random citizen!

I've seen this moment in my dreams. I'll make a pact with you. With the gods as our witnesses, let us pledge that the winner will allow the loser all the proper funeral rituals.

There are no pacts between lions and men. [takes off helmet] Now you know who you're fighting.

There are no pacts between lions and men. Now you know who you're fighting.

I thought it was you I was fighting yesterday. And I wish it had been, but I gave the dead boy the honor he deserved.

I thought it was you I was fighting yesterday. And I wish it had been, but I gave the dead boy the honor he deserved.

You gave him the honor of your sword. You won't have eyes tonight; you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know: this is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles.

You gave him the honor of your sword. You won't have eyes tonight, you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know - this is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles.

You don't know where I've been, Lou. (Laughing hysterically) You don't know where I've been!

What kinda koo-koo brain keeps a cactus in her purse?

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

What's that smell?

What's the problem?

It's murder and they're squeamish.

Oh, for fuck's sake! Who's running things?

You have no idea! No decision makers. I gotta take them by the hand and I gotta walk them slowly through it like they're retarded children.

What is it, a committee?

Total corporate mentality!

You make yourself what you are. You gotta control your own destiny. Can't say "I can't". You say I'm having trouble, I'm not done yet. You can't say "I can't".

You make yourself what you are. You gotta control your own destiny. Can't say 'I can't'. You say I'm having trouble, I'm not done yet. You can't say 'I can't'.

(about his son, Jack) I made him feel shame. My shame.

[about his son, Jack] I made him feel shame. My shame.

Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion ?

(Mumbles)

[mumbles]

I'm sorry....

I'm sorry...

I still can't think of anything.

Ah....Flashback humour.

Ah... flashback humour.

Ooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo"?

Ooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? 'That's a bingo'?

You just say "Bingo."

You just say 'Bingo.'

Bingo! How fun!

You're a far better king than the one leading this army.

America is not a country. It's just a business. Now pay me.

"Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America. And in America, you're on your own." America is not a country. It's just a business. Now pay me.

Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America. And in America, you're on your own. America is not a country. It's just a business. Now pay me.

Conroy: You can't shoot the shoots, Pauly. Paul: You can try. Humph: You can die trying.

You can't shoot the shoots, Pauly.

You can try.

You can die trying.

Revenge is a dish best serve cold!

Well it can easily re-heated... In the Microwave of Evil!

Well it can easily re-heated... In the microwave of evil!

Y'know what, Uttivich? I think this might just be my masterpiece.

Every German we meet wearing a Nazi uniform... they're gonna die.

Thats why any 'n every sombitch we find wearin a nazi uniform.... They're gonn die.

"This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community? Don't make me laugh! I'm livin in America, and in America you're on your own. America's not a country, it's just a buisness... now fuckin pay me!"

This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community? Don't make me laugh! I'm livin in America, and in America you're on your own. America's not a country, it's just a buisness... now fuckin pay me!

I live here in America. And in America, you're on your own.

Who knows. So many freaks out there doin' their little evil deeds they don't wanna do... "The voices made me do it. My dog made me do it. Jodie Foster told me to do it."

Who knows. So many freaks out there doin' their little evil deeds they don't wanna do... 'The voices made me do it. My dog made me do it. Jodie Foster told me to do it.'