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WolfCop isn't going to win any awards for originality or good taste, but for a Friday night flick this ticks all the right boxes.
Dean has set himself a very difficult task, blending the genres of horror and comedy in a satisfying way. One can admire the fellow's ambition while deploring the actual result.
You've clearly never lived until you've seen a werewolf in a cop's uniform micturating on some no-good graffiti artists.
I don't know whether to laugh or barf, or both simultaneously.
Feels like a 1988 New World Pictures production that somehow got locked in a vault and forgotten for 25 years.
This is another funky midnight movie that probably shouldn't work, but thanks to Lowell Dean's commitment to horror punnery, WolfCop is a perfect cult classic full of bloody transformations, throat-rips, and werewolf law enforcers.
Aims for laughs but mostly earns raised eyebrows and knowing smirks instead.
Fantastic cult fodder worthy of a loyal fan base...
It's a bit A-Team, a bit Steven Seagal, kinda MacGyver, and a whole lot of fun.
a gloriously lowbrow shaggy dog tale that puts its own spin on the werewolf mythos, makes a hero of a conventional monster, and has enough genre-savvy gags and goofs to get any well lubricated audience howling with laughter.
The lack of consistency proves the rule that if you want to make a great comedy, you have to get serious.
Anyone expecting The Howling or An American Werewolf In London will be disappointed, but stick it on afterwards and you'll definitely stay awake till the end.
I had the silly idea that this movie could be a follow up to the 'Teen Wolf' movies, I mean if you think about it, it could be. We follow Scott Howard as a grown-up now with a career in the police force of some small local town. He's a bit of a wash-up, has kinda fallen by the wayside a bit, things didn't go the way he intended, and now he patrols his beat...whilst tearing up the odd criminal. Hey it could happen, never say never these days folks. But anyway this is actually a low budget, cheesy, grimy, horror thriller that parodies and homages those old cheesy, grimy horror flicks of the 80's (God bless em').
The movie follows the current modern trend of recreating those glorious old hammy 80's flicks, such as the 'Machete' franchise,'The Guest', the 'Sin City' franchise, the 'Hot Tub Time Machine' franchise and the recent 'Kung Fury'. Indeed just by looking at the movies wonderful hand drawn poster you can clearly see what they are going for, its very old school and kinda looks similar to poster art for 'Vamp' (1986). You know what you're gonna get here, no excuses, no playing dumb, you know, the movie knows.
OK so the plot kinda disappointed me, I was kinda expecting some kind of rip roaring wolf cop vs a gang of ruthless thugs scenario, 'Robocop' style. But what actually happens is this regular, alcoholic, useless cop gets called out to investigate some odd goings on in the woods. He is set upon by occultists who proceed to turn him into a werewolf (lame, he should have been bitten or born a lycan), unbeknownst to him. By that I mean they apparently curse him with their powers and some blood letting ceremony which we see in flashbacks. From this point on our slobby cop slowly discovers his powers and eventually turns into a big bad wolf, now the actions kicks in right? errr not really.
You see the plot has this strong supernatural element to it where by a group of shape-shifting lizard creatures (some townsfolk in disguise), want to sacrifice the werewolf so they can use the blood to strengthen their powers and continue doing what they're doing...which appears to be simply running a dead-end town. Here lies my problem with this movie, it doesn't feel like a badass werewolf flick, it feels like a silly TV movie or feature length episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Of course a supernatural element is a given down to the werewolf inclusion, but the whole lizard shape-shifting idea is so utterly crap, it spoilt it...for me anyway. I really wanted to see a werewolf cop wiping out a nasty gang of hoodlums, the kind of hoodlums you really wanna see get killed off. Sure it would have been cliched and unoriginal but I think this type of idea needs that simple plot direction. I know werewolves are unrealistic but you could kinda believe, lizard people that shape-shift on the other hand, forget it.
Anyway we're all here for the werewolf so lets do this thing, the transformation and appearance. Well for the transformation the team behind this film have chosen the 'Van Helsing' route, and by that I mean the male in question appears to rip off his human skin to show the werewolf bursting from within him. He basically sheds his human skin to reveal his werewolf form. Personally I don't like this idea (didn't in 'Van Helsing' either), it begs the question...for the creature to transform back into a human, does the human form grow and burst from within the werewolf? ripping/shedding the werewolf skin off as when transforming from human into werewolf. How does the bodies skin grow back so flawlessly? wouldn't his face/body show signs of such an extreme form of transformation? I just don't see how it would work over and over, constantly transforming in that way. I don't understand why they didn't use the old fashioned method of simply having the human form painfully transform via extremely rapid bone/body mutation and growth. I guess this way is a good excuse for lots of gore huh, but I can't deny its all handled very well in that glorious 80's throwback style (think 'The Howling' meets 'An American Werewolf in London').
I should really add that the movies money shot, or claim to fame, must be the fact that its the penis that starts to transform first. Yes that's right, the first body part to sprout hair and enlarge rapidly is the cops cock, whilst he's having a pee. Yes you do see his cock, or at least a fake stunt cock, and yes you do see it transform. Its...original I'll give it that, most definitely a first for me.
The actual final appearance for the werewolf is a mixed bag also. Don't get me wrong I fully understand this isn't a mega-budget movie and they have done well no doubt. I just think maybe a little more work on the face was required, it lacked a true wolf-like punch as you could still see the actors human face beneath in parts. The eyes were great, the hair looked great too, nice ears and claws etc...but the mouth, teeth and around the nose, cheeks and forehead just lacked something if you ask me. The creature had good bulk to it though, it looked tough and strong.
The blood and gore effects throughout the movie are of course its highlight with plenty of face-slashing, head ripping, general dismemberment and gushing blood. When Wolf Cop attacks not one wall is left clean, hell I don't even need to talk about it much as I'm sure you can guess what happens. I will say there is one moment when Wolf Cop actually does rip a bad guys face off just leaving his skull. The unfortunate baddie is still alive and proceeds to run around screaming through his skull face, it makes you wince but the director turns it into a macabre moment of humour. Yes the movie is in fact a dark black comedy of sorts, its not meant to be an out n out horror or taken seriously (lizard people a dead give away there). There are many funny little touches of gallows humour throughout which at times do work. Such as the freshly ripped-off face of the bad guy landing on the car windscreen of Wolf Cop's partner, with him freaking out about inside and trying to get it off with the wipers.
There are admittedly lots of amusing moments with clever use of visuals and dialog. For example a gang of store robbers are all wearing pig masks, The Three Little Pigs children's tale, the big bad wolf. Plus we hear the odd idiom or pun spoken such as 'crying wolf', 'the fuzz' etc...and it was strangely cool to see an alcoholic deadbeat werewolf that downs bottles of anything along with junk food. In fact we learn that alcohol has somehow made Wolf Cop stronger than previous werewolves, not sure how or why, don't question it eh. Alas along with the cool there was some other fluff I didn't like such as the wolfmobile. Wolf Cop actually has time in between killing bad guys to mod his cop car into some hideous Mad Max-esque grunge machine. Thing is it doesn't sound as cool as you're thinking, it looked awful! I also don't get why, at first, when Wolf Cop encounters bad guys with guns he hides from them, yet later on he is taking bullets all over the place, I guess he was unsure about being hit in the beginning. Plus, the less said about the werewolf sex scene the better, did that woman actually give a werewolf a blowjob?!
The cast is good with unknown newbie Leo Fafard really nailing the hairy werewolf image (just one of those guys with plenty of solid facial hair), he is also limited on dialog but it sorta works. Johnathan Cherry is the local cliched goofball type that catches on very quickly to what's going on. Amy Matysio plays another fellow cop and puts in a decent performance whilst also being cute as a button (looks a bit like Carrie-Anne Moss). Jesse Moss is the baddie gang leader who doesn't really do very much at all accept punish his own men severely, and Sarah Lind is the obligatory sexy bartender.
So its not hard to workout this was never meant to be anything but a good time, a parody, virtually a fanboy/fan made flick. It has its up and downs, some things I liked, some things I didn't. On the whole it does come across as jumbled and unexplained, there is a lot of creativity and ideas jammed into this story but with too many loose ends. I think they may have gotten carried away and gone too far with the whole thing, they should of made it longer than 1 hour and 20 minutes!! Its pretty much a gimmick really, but clearly its had much time, love and attention lavished upon it with some excellent results. Personally I think its great to see some good old fashioned practical skills on a limited budget, utilised to great affect (some lovely sleazy lighting effects too I might add). Still...I wanted to love this, but I have to admit its not as good as I had hoped for. I get it, I get what the movie is aiming for, I just wish it hadn't gone down that specific route so much.
There are rare occasions where I, while perusing Netflix's wares so to speak, take a look, just a look, at a film and I say 'that's what I'm watching tonight'. Doesn't even matter what type of film it is. If it grabs my attention, then I'm probably gonna watch it. Wolfcop is one of those films. The name just jumped out at me, and why the fuck wouldn't it, and I decided that come hell or high water that this was the movie I was gonna watch tonight. This movie is as goofy and ridiculous as it sounds. It's a movie about a werewolf cop, what the fuck do you really expect from this? While the film is set up for you to laugh at it, it's not like in Snakes on a Plane, where it's going so overboard in trying to be trashy, that it was actually bad instead of it being 'so bad it's good'. I think this film recognizes its silliness and embraces it and really runs with it. But, with that said, and this is evident from the score I gave it, this is more of a concept than it is a fully fleshed out film. Like I can imagine this was thought out to be like a trailer for a fake movie that was so popular that it actually got turned into a movie, like Machete in Grindhouse. That's what it comes across like, but this isn't what I would call a good movie. I mean there's traces of it here and there, but I don't think the concept reached its full campy potential. I just think that we spend too little time with Lou as an actual wolfcop. The sequences where Lou is dispensing justice are hilarious and it's a shame that there's not nearly enough of them in the film. The film is almost half over once Lou becomes a "wolfcop" for real. There's a scene where Lou fucks up some thugs in the bathroom of Jessica's bar, but it's only a glimpse of what is to come. Don't get me wrong, the movie can be entertaining as hell when it wants to, but in my opinion, it mostly relies on the absurdity of the concept to get it across. And you can only get so far when the only thing you're relying is on the silly concept. There's some real funny moments here though. I just wish we got more of Lou being a Wolfcop. Like there's so much you could do with this character, so much absurd situations you can put him in. Which is why I think this is the type of concept that would actually make for a better sequel. Like this is just a test run to get the concept out there for people to enjoy. I can see the sequel, which has been confirmed by the director, being absolutely fucking nuts. And that's exactly what I would want out of this. Just absolute insanity. This has hints of that, but not nearly enough to sustain it for any length of time. I did love the retro look and feel of the film. It certainly reminds you of old 80s horror movies. I still had fun watching this film, it's just so fucking goofy that I still found it fun even if I didn't think it was good. As mentioned earlier, this is more of a concept than it is a movie, it plays out like that. Bring on Wolfcop 2 because I'm sure it's gonna be absolutely insane.
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