Seth MacFarlane Peter Griffin , Brian Griffin , Stewie Griffin , Glenn Quagmire , Tom Tucker , Quagmire's Son Voice, Executive Producer Alex Borstein Lois Griffin , Loretta Brown , Tricia Takanawa , Barbara Pewterschmidt , Additional Voices Voice Seth Green Chris Griffin , Neil Goldman , Additional Voices Voice Mila Kunis Meg Griffin Voice Mike Henry Bruce the Performance Artist Voice Adam West Mayor Adam West Guest Voice James Woods Himself Guest Voice Patrick Stewart Captain Jean-Luc Picard Guest Voice Jonathan Frakes Commander William T. Riker Guest Voice Michael Dorn Lieutenant Worf Guest Voice Marina Sirtis Counselor Deanna Troi Guest Voice Gabrielle Union Shauna Parks Guest Voice Fred Tatasciore Arnold Palmer Guest Voice Alexandra Breckenridge Christina Aguilera Guest Voice Nicole Sullivan Drunk Chick Guest Voice Gary Cole Principal Shepherd Guest Voice Wally Wingert Additional Voices Guest Voice John Viener TV Announcer Guest Voice Susana Esteban Spanish Woman Guest Voice David Zuckerman Executive Producer Chuck Klein Director Zac Moncrief Director Peter Shin Director