Seth MacFarlane Peter Griffin , Brian Griffin , Stewie Griffin , Scare crow , Opera Singer , Jesus , Glenn Quagmire , Joe Tucker , Vern , Captain Seamus Voice, Executive Producer Alex Borstein Lois Griffin Voice Seth Green Chris Griffin Voice Mila Kunis Meg Griffin Voice Mike Henry Cleveland Brown , Bruce the Performance Artist Voice Adam West Mayor Adam West Guest Voice Ralph Garman Pink Talking Car Guest Voice Lori Alan Diane Simmons Guest Voice John Viener Uncle Sam , Announcer Guest Voice Chris Sheridan Blue Talking Car Guest Voice H. Jon Benjamin Carl Guest Voice Frank Welker Kermit the Frog , Fred Jones Guest Voice Danny Smith Additional Voices Guest Voice Kate Jackson Mrs. Amanda King Guest Voice David Zuckerman Executive Producer Greg Colton Director Pete Michels Director Peter Shin Director