Seth MacFarlane Peter Griffin , Brian Griffin , Stewie Griffin , Glenn Quagmire , Tom Tucker Voice, Executive Producer Alex Borstein Lois Griffin , Loretta Brown , Tricia Takanawa , Barbara Pewterschmidt Voice Seth Green Chris Griffin , Neil Goldman Voice Mila Kunis Meg Griffin Voice Mike Henry Cleveland Brown , John Herbert , Bruce the Performance Artist , Greased-Up Deaf Guy Voice Patrick Warburton Joe Swanson Voice Ben Stiller Himself Guest Voice Patrick Stewart Peter Griffin with the vocal chords of Patrick Stewart Guest Voice Lori Alan Diane Simmons Guest Voice Johnny Brennan Mort Goldman Guest Voice Steve Callaghan Customer Guest Voice Chris Cox Additional Voices Guest Voice Barclay DeVeau Additional Voices Guest Voice Keith Ferguson Additional Voices Guest Voice Arnold McCuller Additional Voices Guest Voice Danny Smith Additional Voices Guest Voice Alec Sulkin Additional Voices Guest Voice David Zuckerman Executive Producer Greg Colton Director James Purdum Director Peter Shin Director