Seth MacFarlane Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian, the dog, Tom Tucker, Glenn Quagmire Voice, Executive Producer Alex Borstein Lois Griffin Voice Seth Green Chris Griffin Voice Mila Kunis Meg Griffin Voice Mike Henry Cleveland Brown Voice Patrick Warburton Joe Voice Gary Cole Principal Shepherd Guest Voice Chris Cox Suicidal Man Guest Voice Chris Diamantopoulos Millipede Guest Voice Ralph Garman Lincoln's Cabinet Member Guest Voice Rachael MacFarlane Black Widow Guest Voice David Zuckerman Executive Producer John Holmquist Director Aaron Lee Writer