Tom Basden Aurelius Actor, Writer Lydia Rose Bewley Metella Actor Sophie Colquhoun Cynthia Actor Joel Fry Stylax Actor Doon Mackichan Flavia Actor Tom Rosenthal Marcus Actor Ryan Sampson Grumio Actor Robert Lindsay Crassus Actor Jon Pointing Jason Actor Lizzy Connolly Pia Actor Ellie Taylor Gloria Actor Harriet Webb Stefi Actor Karl Theobald Landlord Actor Annette Badland Athena Actor Tala Gouveia Bella Actor Ollie Locke Aloysius Actor Manal El-Feitury Lucia Actor Joe Coen Simon Actor Maureen Lipman Landlady Actor Aneliya Lutsinova Sandra Actor Sam Leifer Writer, Director, Executive Producer Teddy Leifer Producer Oli Julian Original Music Caroline Leddy Executive Producer