Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Melanie Lynskey Rose Guest Star Kathryn Gordon Jess Guest Star Hayley Erin Milly Guest Star Carrie Reichenbach Alexis Guest Star Jamison Haase Waiter Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Mark Roberts Writer Eddie Gorodetsky Writer Jim Patterson Writer James Widdoes Director