Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Marin Hinkle Judith Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Actor Kelly Stables Melissa Guest Star Jon Polito Mr. Sharipa Guest Star Bob Levitan Fireman 1 Guest Star Jamal Thomas Fireman 2 Guest Star Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Mark Roberts Writer Don Foster Writer Susan Beavers Writer Jeff Melman Director