Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Actor Jennifer Taylor Chelsea Guest Star Kelly Stables Melissa Guest Star Scott McShane Police Officer 1 Guest Star Peter A. Hulne Police Officer 2 Guest Star Gerald Brodin Man Guest Star Caroline Bielskis Woman Guest Star Robert Clotworthy TV Announcer Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer, Writer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Susan Beavers Writer Eddie Gorodetsky Writer Mark Roberts Writer James Widdoes Director