Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Jennifer Taylor Chelsea Guest Star Stacy Keach Tom Guest Star Meagen Fay Martha Guest Star Ewan Chung Attendant Guest Star Darryl Stephens Man 1 Guest Star Adam Powell Man 2 Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer, Writer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Mark Roberts Writer Don Foster Writer Jim Patterson Writer James Widdoes Director