Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Marin Hinkle Judith Guest Star Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy Guest Star Sophie Winkleman Zoey Guest Star Graham Patrick Martin Eldridge Mackelroy Guest Star Jason Alexander Dr. Goodman Guest Star Alicia Hannah Lotus Guest Star Rosette Laursen Volleyball Girl Guest Star Stacey Woods Volleyball Girl Guest Star Brittany Mason Janeane Guest Star Rebecca Olejniczak Volleyball Girl Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer, Writer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Eddie Gorodetsky Writer Jim Patterson Writer Don Reo Writer Susan Beavers Writer James Widdoes Director