Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy Guest Star Brooke D'Orsay Kate Guest Star Sofia Mattsson Inga Guest Star Madison Riley Britte Guest Star Jared Murillo Waiter Guest Star Matthew Peacock Dancer Guest Star Karen Elmore Dancer Guest Star Johnny Ferrara Mobster Guy Guest Star Bunny Gibson Bag Lady Principal Featured Dancer Guest Star Lonnie Henderson Dancer Guest Star Clinton Huff New York Dancer Guest Star Todd Hunter Dancer Guest Star Ryan E Kelly Doo Wop Man Guest Star Misty Miller Dancer Guest Star Aryanne Padilha Model Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Eddie Gorodetsky Writer Gemma Baker Writer Don Reo Writer Jim Patterson Writer Alissa Neubauer Writer James Widdoes Director