Bill Hader

Bill Hader

  • Highest Rated: 98% Inside Out (2015)
  • Lowest Rated: 8% Doogal (2006)
  • Birthday: Jun 7, 1978
  • Birthplace: Not Available
  • Square-jawed comedic actor Bill Hader emerged as an onscreen presence in the mid- to late 2000s, both as a regular player on the hallowed Saturday Night Live and as an occasional performer in movies such as the animated Doogal (2004) and the Owen Wilson vehicle You, Me and Dupree (2006). Hader rose to higher billing with his guffaw-inducing turn in the frat-boy comedy Superbad (2007), playing a seriously irresponsible cop and the partnered with Seth Rogen. He was the brother to Jason Segel's character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, had a brief but memorable cameo right at the beginning of Pineapple Express, and played a sycophantic assistant to Tom Cruise's monstrous Hollywood mogul in Tropic Thunder, all in 2008. The next year he had a huge hit voicing a character in the animated smash Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, and earned good reviews for his work in Adventureland. He appeared in the sci-fi comedy Paul in 2011. Hader continued to appear in supporting and cameo roles in films, appearing in an impressive nine films in 2013 (many of them voice roles, including Monsters University and reprising his role in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2), before annoucing he was leaving Saturday Night Live. Once leaving SNL, he stretched his acting legs by starring opposite Kristen Wiig in the dramedy The Skeleton Twins in 2014.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

63% It Chapter Two Richie Tozier 2019
73% The Angry Birds Movie 2 Leonard 2019
No Score Yet Noelle Actor 2019
88% Love, Gilda Actor 2018
50% Saban's Power Rangers Alpha 5 $85.3M 2017
No Score Yet The Something Actor 2017
83% Sausage Party Firewater / Tequila / El Guaco $97.7M 2016
75% The BFG Bloodbottler $55.5M 2016
94% Finding Dory Husband Fish (Stan) $486.3M 2016
78% Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Zippy 2016
86% Maggie's Plan Tony $3.4M 2016
43% The Angry Birds Movie Leonard $107.6M 2016
No Score Yet Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously Actor 2016
93% Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens BB-8 Voice Consultant $936.7M 2015
85% Trainwreck Aaron Conners 2015
98% Inside Out Fear $264.4M 2015
9% Accidental Love Dr. Turnstall 2015
No Score Yet Beaver Trilogy Part IV Actor 2015
No Score Yet The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Her Actor 2014
87% The Skeleton Twins Milo 2014
66% The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Them Stuart $0.5M 2014
68% They Came Together Kyle 2014
94% Her Chat Room Friend #2 $18M 2013
No Score Yet Me and My Shadow Actor 2013
71% Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 Flint Lockwood $119.8M 2013
53% The To Do List Producer Executive Producer Willy $3.5M 2013
67% Turbo Guy Gagné $81.2M 2013
80% Monsters University Referee/Slug $260.4M 2013
61% Clear History Rags 2013
68% Men in Black III Andy Warhol $179.1M 2012
11% Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil Hansel $10.2M 2011
71% Paul Haggard $37.4M 2011
No Score Yet Saturday Night Actor 2010
81% Scott Pilgrim vs. the World The Voice $31.5M 2010
No Score Yet Freaknik: The Musical Actor 2010
86% Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Flint Lockwood $124.9M 2009
46% Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Ice Age 3) Gazelle $124.7M 2009
15% Year One Shaman $43.4M 2009
45% Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian General Custer $177.2M 2009
88% Adventureland Bobby $16M 2009
81% Tropic Thunder Studio Executive Rob Slolom $110.5M 2008
68% Pineapple Express Private Miller $87.4M 2008
83% Forgetting Sarah Marshall Brian Bretter $63M 2008
15% The Brothers Solomon Recumbent Biker $1M 2007
87% Superbad Officer Slater $121.5M 2007
39% Hot Rod Dave $14M 2007
90% Knocked Up Brent $148.8M 2007
20% You, Me and Dupree Mark $75.7M 2006
8% Doogal Soldier Sam $7.4M 2006

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Close Up With the Hollywood Reporter
2015
Guest
  • 2019
100% Desus & Mero
2019
Guest
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
2015
Guest
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2019
99% Barry
2018
Producer Executive Producer Creator Screenwriter Director Barry
  • 2019
  • 2018
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
94% Documentary Now!
2015
Appearing Producer Executive Producer Co-creator Creator Screenwriter
  • 2019
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2015
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Talking With Chris Hardwick
2017-2018
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet The Talk
2010
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet To Tell the Truth
2016
Appearing
  • 2018
No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors
2015
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen
2009
Guest
  • 2018
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice
  • 2018
  • 2013
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Performer
  • 2018
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
50% Any Given Wednesday With Bill Simmons
2016
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet Finding Your Roots With Henry Louis Gates Jr.
2012
Appearing
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest
  • 2016
  • 2014
  • 2011
No Score Yet Billy on the Street
2011-2017
Appearing
  • 2015
97% Brooklyn Nine-Nine
2013
Capt. Seth Dozerman
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Awesomes
2013-2015
Voice
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2012
  • 2011
86% The Mindy Project
2012-2017
Tom
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet Drunk History
2013
  • 2013
No Score Yet Talking Bad
2013
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
2005-2014
Guest
  • 2013
81% South Park
1997
Producer
  • 2013
  • 2011
  • 2009
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2007
No Score Yet Yo Gabba Gabba!
2007-2015
Himself
  • 2012
91% Bob's Burgers
2011
Voice
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly
2007
Guest
  • 2011
No Score Yet Ugly Americans
2010-2012
Voice
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Aqua Teen Hunger Force
2000-2015
Voice
  • 2010
93% The Venture Bros.
2004-2018
Voice
  • 2010
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2010
  • 2009
72% American Idol
2002-2016
Appearing
  • 2009
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday
2008
Performer
  • 2009
No Score Yet The Bonnie Hunt Show
2008-2010
Guest
  • 2009
100% Human Giant
2007-2008
Guest
  • 2008
  • 2007
No Score Yet The Mindy Project
Tom
60% The Movies
2019

QUOTES FROM Bill Hader CHARACTERS

Leonard
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
Officer Slater
Pussies on the pavement fellas, come on!
Leonard
Greetings! I am a pig.
Chuck
What's a pig?
Leonard
Unbelieveable.
Leonard
Oh. Where we're going.
Leonard
We practiced this a hundred times. Give it to me.
Leonard
We're gonna come in again.
Amy
Oh my god, he's calling me.
Nikki
Why would he call? You guys just had sex.
Amy
[answers phone] This is Amy. I think you butt dialed me.
Amy
This is Amy. I think you butt dialed me.
Aaron Conners
No, I dialed you with my fingers.
Amy
[to Nikki] He called me on purpose.
Amy
He called me on purpose.
Nikki
Hang up! He's obviously like sick or something.
Aaron Conners
I was calling to say I had a really good time last night and was wondering if you wanted to, um, hang out again.
Nikki
I'm going to call the police.
Milo
Fucking people.
Fear
Boyband Island? Hope that's just a phase.
Fear
Maybe it was a bear?
Disgust
There are no bears in San Francisco.
Anger
I saw a really hairy guy, he looked like a bear.
Dave
You guys, the bathroom here is nuts.
Chester V
You need to focus on saving the world. Be a hero.
Flint Lockwood
OK. You're right, sir.
Chester V
Excellent! Let's go!
Flint Lockwood
There's a leak in the boat!
Flint Lockwood
Ok! Ok! We'll take the boat!
Flint Lockwood
Its going to be deadly dangerous with a good chance of death
Flint Lockwood
It's going to be deadly dangerous with a good chance of death.
Sam Sparks
And thats why well need help!
Flint Lockwood
I can't beleive my mechine created all of this!
Flint Lockwood
I can't beleive my machine created all of this!
Guy Gagné
No dream is too big, and no dreamer is too small.
Slug
Oh man, i'm late again!
Slug
Oh, no! In my first day I will not arrive late.
Officer Slater
McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?
Flint Lockwood
When it rains, you put on a coat. Of SPRAY-ON SHOES!
Flint Lockwood
Fle-Se-Stafur!
Dave
You know pools are perfect for holding water
Dave
You know pools are perfect for holding water.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom
You spank that ass, Les!
Earl Devereaux
You see this contact lens, Fran Lockwood.
Fran Lockwood
Mmhmmm
Fran Lockwood
Mmhmmm.
Flint Lockwood
Mmhmmm.
Earl Devereaux
This contact lens represent you.
Fran Lockwood
Alright
Fran Lockwood
Alright.
Flint Lockwood
Alright.
Earl Devereaux
And my eye represents my eye.
Fran Lockwood
Okay...
Flint Lockwood
Okay...
Earl Devereaux
I've got my EYE on YOU!
Rod Kimble
What did i just say to Dave?
Rico
Who?
Kevin Powell
I like to party I'm Rod.
Rod Kimble
No! you're Kevin.
Kevin Powell
Right, I party.
Rod Kimble
No Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party
Kevin Powell
Right, Dave's the party guy
Dave
Haha sweet.
Rod Kimble
Oh my god shut up
Rod Kimble
Oh my god shut up.
Les Grossman
speedman is a dying star a white dwarf heading for a black role thats physics its inveditible
Les Grossman
Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom
weve been handed an incredible oppurtunity here beck
Studio Executive Rob Slolom
We've been handed an incredible opportunity here...
Les Grossman
the universe...is talking to us right now you just gotta listen see this is the good part pecker this is when the job gets fun ask and you shall recieve
Les Grossman
The universe... is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen. [turns on Flo Rider's 'Low' and begins to dance to the beat]
Studio Executive Rob Slolom
right...
Les Grossman
you play ball ...we play ball i knoowwwwww...you want the goodies
Studio Executive Rob Slolom
welcome to the goodie room
Les Grossman
you paying attention im talking...g5 pecker thats how you can roll no more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boys oh yeah playa...big dick playa
Studio Executive Rob Slolom
swinging past your knees
Andy Warhol
I'll contact you when the happening has happened
Andy Warhol
I'll contact you when the happening has happened.
Flint Lockwood
Come on, Steve. We've got diem to carpe!
Kevin Powell
Wow Rod, I can't believe she said yes.
Dave
Yeah, well, you have only to believe if you wish to achieve, Kevin. That rhymed. Unintentional.
Dave
Man, Rod! I am just green with jealous rage right now.
The Voice
Not so long ago in the distant realm of Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim was dating a high schooler...
Dave
You've got a mountain for a face.
Hansel
You have come to save us like angels from heaven!
Hansel
Is this the end of Hansel?
Hansel
Olley olley oxen free!
The Voice
K.O.!
The Voice
K.O.
Brian
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Peter Bretter
You shall not pass!
The Voice
A long time ago, in a distant land, called Toronto, Canada.
Flint Lockwood
Ah, Dad your ok, Good, ok now I need you to grab a file on mycomputer, drag it into my e-mail window-ahh-type in my name and press send.
Flint Lockwood
Ah, Dad your ok, good, ok now I need you to grab a file on mycomputer, drag it into my e-mail window-ahh-type in my name and press send.
Tim Lockwood
Uhh, Window?
Flint Lockwood
(narratin) I wanted to run away tht day, but you can't run away from your own feet.
Flint Lockwood
I wanted to run away tht day, but you can't run away from your own feet.
Officer Slater
I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom
Welcome to the goodie room!
Les Grossman
You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom
Swinging past ya knees!
Les Grossman
Big di*k, baby!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom
Yep
Les Grossman
[turns off the music] Or... you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.
Rick Peck
Let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?
Les Grossman
Yes
Studio Executive Rob Slolom
[dancing along] Right...
Les Grossman
You play ball... we play ball. I knoowwww... you want the goodies!
Les Grossman
You play ball. We play ball. I know you want the goodies!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom
We've been handed an incredible opportunity here, Peck.
Rick Peck
[about Speedman] They're going to kill him!
Les Grossman
And we'll weep for him... in the press, set up a scholarship in his name, eventually - and I'm talkin' way, way down the road - we file an insurance claim.
Les Grossman
And we'll weep for him... in the press. Set up a scholarship in his name, eventually, and I'm talkin' way, way down the road, we file an insurance claim.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom
Preferably before the end of the fiscal year. Actually, the claim alone would net us more than the movie would lose.
Scientist
Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?
Private Miller
Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.
Flint Lockwood
Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!
The Voice
In the mysterious land of.... Toronto, Canada