Bill Hader

Leonard:

Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!

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Officer Slater:

Pussies on the pavement fellas, come on!

Leonard:	Greetings! I am a pig.
Chuck:	What's a pig?
Leonard:	Unbelieveable.
Leonard:	Oh. Where we're going.
Leonard:	We practiced this a hundred times. Give it to me.
Leonard:	We're gonna come in again.

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Amy:	Oh my god, he's calling me.
Nikki:	Why would he call? You guys just had sex.
Amy:	[answers phone] This is Amy. I think you butt dialed me.
Amy:	This is Amy. I think you butt dialed me.
Aaron Conners:	No, I dialed you with my fingers.
Amy:	[to Nikki] He called me on purpose.
Amy:	He called me on purpose.
Nikki:	Hang up! He's obviously like sick or something.
Aaron Conners:	I was calling to say I had a really good time last night and was wondering if you wanted to, um, hang out again.
Nikki:	I'm going to call the police.

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Milo:

Fucking people.

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Fear:

Boyband Island? Hope that's just a phase.

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Fear:	Maybe it was a bear?
Disgust:	There are no bears in San Francisco.
Anger:	I saw a really hairy guy, he looked like a bear.

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Dave:

You guys, the bathroom here is nuts.

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Chester V:	You need to focus on saving the world. Be a hero.
Flint Lockwood:	OK. You're right, sir.
Chester V:	Excellent! Let's go!

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Flint Lockwood:

There's a leak in the boat!

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Flint Lockwood:

Ok! Ok! We'll take the boat!

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Flint Lockwood:	Its going to be deadly dangerous with a good chance of death
Flint Lockwood:	It's going to be deadly dangerous with a good chance of death.
Sam Sparks:	And thats why well need help!

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Flint Lockwood:	I can't beleive my mechine created all of this!
Flint Lockwood:	I can't beleive my machine created all of this!

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Guy Gagné:

No dream is too big, and no dreamer is too small.

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Slug:

Oh man, i'm late again!

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Slug:

Oh, no! In my first day I will not arrive late.

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Officer Slater:

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?

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Flint Lockwood:

When it rains, you put on a coat. Of SPRAY-ON SHOES!

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Flint Lockwood:

Fle-Se-Stafur!

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Dave:	You know pools are perfect for holding water
Dave:	You know pools are perfect for holding water.

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Studio Executive Rob Slolom:

You spank that ass, Les!

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Earl Devereaux:	You see this contact lens, Fran Lockwood.
Fran Lockwood:	Mmhmmm
Fran Lockwood:	Mmhmmm.
Flint Lockwood:	Mmhmmm.
Earl Devereaux:	This contact lens represent you.
Fran Lockwood:	Alright
Fran Lockwood:	Alright.
Flint Lockwood:	Alright.
Earl Devereaux:	And my eye represents my eye.
Fran Lockwood:	Okay...
Flint Lockwood:	Okay...
Earl Devereaux:	I've got my EYE on YOU!

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Rod Kimble:	What did i just say to Dave?
Rico:	Who?
Kevin Powell:	I like to party I'm Rod.
Rod Kimble:	No! you're Kevin.
Kevin Powell:	Right, I party.
Rod Kimble:	No Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party
Kevin Powell:	Right, Dave's the party guy
Dave:	Haha sweet.
Rod Kimble:	Oh my god shut up
Rod Kimble:	Oh my god shut up.

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Les Grossman:	speedman is a dying star a white dwarf heading for a black role thats physics its inveditible
Les Grossman:	Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	weve been handed an incredible oppurtunity here beck
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	We've been handed an incredible opportunity here...
Les Grossman:	the universe...is talking to us right now you just gotta listen see this is the good part pecker this is when the job gets fun ask and you shall recieve
Les Grossman:	The universe... is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen. [turns on Flo Rider's 'Low' and begins to dance to the beat]
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	right...
Les Grossman:	you play ball ...we play ball i knoowwwwww...you want the goodies
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	welcome to the goodie room
Les Grossman:	you paying attention im talking...g5 pecker thats how you can roll no more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boys oh yeah playa...big dick playa
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	swinging past your knees

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Andy Warhol:	I'll contact you when the happening has happened
Andy Warhol:	I'll contact you when the happening has happened.

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Flint Lockwood:

Come on, Steve. We've got diem to carpe!

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Kevin Powell:	Wow Rod, I can't believe she said yes.
Dave:	Yeah, well, you have only to believe if you wish to achieve, Kevin. That rhymed. Unintentional.
Dave:	Man, Rod! I am just green with jealous rage right now.

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The Voice:

Not so long ago in the distant realm of Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim was dating a high schooler...

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Dave:

You've got a mountain for a face.

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Hansel:

You have come to save us like angels from heaven!

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Hansel:

Is this the end of Hansel?

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Hansel:

Olley olley oxen free!

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The Voice:	K.O.!
The Voice:	K.O.

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Brian:	YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Peter Bretter:	You shall not pass!

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The Voice:

A long time ago, in a distant land, called Toronto, Canada.

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Flint Lockwood:	Ah, Dad your ok, Good, ok now I need you to grab a file on mycomputer, drag it into my e-mail window-ahh-type in my name and press send.
Flint Lockwood:	Ah, Dad your ok, good, ok now I need you to grab a file on mycomputer, drag it into my e-mail window-ahh-type in my name and press send.
Tim Lockwood:	Uhh, Window?

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Flint Lockwood:	(narratin) I wanted to run away tht day, but you can't run away from your own feet.
Flint Lockwood:	I wanted to run away tht day, but you can't run away from your own feet.

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Officer Slater:

I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck.

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Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	Welcome to the goodie room!
Les Grossman:	You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	Swinging past ya knees!
Les Grossman:	Big di*k, baby!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	Yep
Les Grossman:	[turns off the music] Or... you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.
Rick Peck:	Let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?
Les Grossman:	Yes

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Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	[dancing along] Right...
Les Grossman:	You play ball... we play ball. I knoowwww... you want the goodies!
Les Grossman:	You play ball. We play ball. I know you want the goodies!

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Studio Executive Rob Slolom:

We've been handed an incredible opportunity here, Peck.

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Rick Peck:	[about Speedman] They're going to kill him!
Les Grossman:	And we'll weep for him... in the press, set up a scholarship in his name, eventually - and I'm talkin' way, way down the road - we file an insurance claim.
Les Grossman:	And we'll weep for him... in the press. Set up a scholarship in his name, eventually, and I'm talkin' way, way down the road, we file an insurance claim.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	Preferably before the end of the fiscal year. Actually, the claim alone would net us more than the movie would lose.

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Scientist:	Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?
Private Miller:	Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.

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Flint Lockwood:

Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!

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The Voice:

In the mysterious land of.... Toronto, Canada

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