Bill Hader

Highest Rated: 98% Inside Out (2015)

Lowest Rated: 6% Accidental Love (2015)

Birthday: Jun 7, 1978

Birthplace: Not Available

Square-jawed comedic actor Bill Hader emerged as an onscreen presence in the mid- to late 2000s, both as a regular player on the hallowed Saturday Night Live and as an occasional performer in movies such as the animated Doogal (2004) and the Owen Wilson vehicle You, Me and Dupree (2006). Hader rose to higher billing with his guffaw-inducing turn in the frat-boy comedy Superbad (2007), playing a seriously irresponsible cop and the partnered with Seth Rogen. He was the brother to Jason Segel's character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, had a brief but memorable cameo right at the beginning of Pineapple Express, and played a sycophantic assistant to Tom Cruise's monstrous Hollywood mogul in Tropic Thunder, all in 2008. The next year he had a huge hit voicing a character in the animated smash Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, and earned good reviews for his work in Adventureland. He appeared in the sci-fi comedy Paul in 2011. Hader continued to appear in supporting and cameo roles in films, appearing in an impressive nine films in 2013 (many of them voice roles, including Monsters University and reprising his role in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2), before annoucing he was leaving Saturday Night Live. Once leaving SNL, he stretched his acting legs by starring opposite Kristen Wiig in the dramedy The Skeleton Twins in 2014.

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Highest Rated Movies

Inside Out
98%
Her
95%
Finding Dory
94%
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
92%

Filmography

MOVIES

RATING	TITLE	CREDIT	BOX OFFICE	YEAR
46%	Saban's Power Rangers	Alpha 5	$85.3M	2017
No Score Yet	The Something	Actor	—	2017
83%	Sausage Party	Firewater / Tequila / El Guaco	$97.7M	2016
74%	The BFG	Bloodbottler	$55.5M	2016
94%	Finding Dory	Husband Fish (Stan)	$486.3M	2016
77%	Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping	Zippy	—	2016
85%	Maggie's Plan	Tony	$3.4M	2016
44%	The Angry Birds Movie	Leonard	$107.6M	2016
No Score Yet	Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously	Actor	—	2016
92%	Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens	BB-8 Voice Consultant	$936.7M	2015
85%	Trainwreck	Aaron Conners	—	2015
98%	Inside Out	Fear	$264.4M	2015
6%	Accidental Love	Dr. Turnstall	—	2015
No Score Yet	Beaver Trilogy Part IV	Actor	—	2015
No Score Yet	The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Her	Actor	—	2014
86%	The Skeleton Twins	Milo	—	2014
63%	The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Them	Stuart	$0.5M	2014
69%	They Came Together	Kyle	—	2014
95%	Her	Chat Room Friend #2	$18M	2013
No Score Yet	Me and My Shadow	Actor	—	2013
70%	Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2	Flint Lockwood	$119.8M	2013
52%	The To Do List	Willy Producer Executive Producer	$3.5M	2013
67%	Turbo	Guy Gagné	$81.2M	2013
78%	Monsters University	Referee/Slug	$260.4M	2013
55%	Clear History	Rags	—	2013
68%	Men in Black III	Andy Warhol	$179.1M	2012
11%	Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil	Hansel	$10.2M	2011
71%	Paul	Haggard	$37.4M	2011
No Score Yet	Saturday Night	Actor	—	2010
81%	Scott Pilgrim vs. the World	The Voice	$31.5M	2010
No Score Yet	Freaknik: The Musical	Actor	—	2010
87%	Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs	Flint Lockwood	$124.9M	2009
45%	Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Ice Age 3)	Gazelle	$124.7M	2009
15%	Year One	Shaman	$43.4M	2009
44%	Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian	General Custer	$177.2M	2009
89%	Adventureland	Bobby	$15.9M	2009
82%	Tropic Thunder	Studio Executive Rob Slolom	$110.5M	2008
68%	Pineapple Express	Private Miller	$87.4M	2008
85%	Forgetting Sarah Marshall	Brian Bretter	$63M	2008
15%	The Brothers Solomon	Recumbent Biker	$1M	2007
88%	Superbad	Officer Slater	$121.5M	2007
40%	Hot Rod	Dave	$13.9M	2007
90%	Knocked Up	Brent	$148.8M	2007
21%	You, Me and Dupree	Mark	$75.7M	2006
8%	Doogal	Soldier Sam	$7.4M	2006

TV

RATING	TITLE	CREDIT	YEAR
No Score Yet	Jimmy Kimmel Live 2003	Guest	2017 2015 2014 2013 2012
50%	Any Given Wednesday With Bill Simmons 2016	Guest Actor	2016
No Score Yet	Finding Your Roots With Henry Louis Gates Jr. 2012-2016	Appearing	2016
No Score Yet	The Late Late Show With James Corden 2015	Guest	2016
94%	Documentary Now! 2015	Producer Co-creator Appearing Executive Producer	2016 2015
No Score Yet	Charlie Rose 2013	Guest	2016 2014
No Score Yet	Late Night With Seth Meyers 2014	Guest	2016 2015 2014
No Score Yet	Billy on the Street 2011	Appearing	2015
94%	Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2013	Capt. Seth Dozerman	2015
No Score Yet	The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 2014	Guest	2015
No Score Yet	The Awesomes 2013-2015	Voice	2015 2014 2013
No Score Yet	Late Show With David Letterman 1993-2015	Guest	2015 2012 2011
No Score Yet	Conan 2010	Guest	2014 2013 2012
86%	The Mindy Project 2012	Tom	2014 2013 2012
No Score Yet	Saturday Night Live 1975	Performer Host Actor	2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009 2008 2007 2006 2005
No Score Yet	Comedy Bang! Bang! 2012	Guest	2013
No Score Yet	Drunk History 2013	Actor	2013
No Score Yet	Talking Bad 2013	Guest	2013
No Score Yet	The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson 2005-2014	Guest	2013
No Score Yet	The Simpsons 1989	Voice	2013
91%	South Park 1997	Producer	2013 2011 2009
No Score Yet	The Tonight Show With Jay Leno 1992-2014	Guest	2013 2007
89%	Bob's Burgers 2011	Voice	2012
No Score Yet	Last Call With Carson Daly 2007	Guest	2011
No Score Yet	Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2000-2015	Voice	2010
No Score Yet	The Venture Bros. 2004-2016	Voice	2010
No Score Yet	Ugly Americans 2010-2012	Voice	2010
No Score Yet	Late Night With Jimmy Fallon 2009-2014	Guest	2010 2009
No Score Yet	American Idol 2002-2016	Appearing	2009
No Score Yet	Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday 2008	Performer	2009
No Score Yet	Barry 2018	Executive Producer Barry
No Score Yet	The Mindy Project	Tom

Quotes from Bill Hader's Characters

Leonard:

Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!

Officer Slater:

Pussies on the pavement fellas, come on!

Leonard:	Greetings! I am a pig.
Chuck:	What's a pig?
Leonard:	Unbelieveable.
Leonard:	Oh. Where we're going.
Leonard:	We practiced this a hundred times. Give it to me.
Leonard:	We're gonna come in again.

Amy:	Oh my god, he's calling me.
Nikki:	Why would he call? You guys just had sex.
Amy:	[answers phone] This is Amy. I think you butt dialed me.
Amy:	This is Amy. I think you butt dialed me.
Aaron Conners:	No, I dialed you with my fingers.
Amy:	[to Nikki] He called me on purpose.
Amy:	He called me on purpose.
Nikki:	Hang up! He's obviously like sick or something.
Aaron Conners:	I was calling to say I had a really good time last night and was wondering if you wanted to, um, hang out again.
Nikki:	I'm going to call the police.

Milo:

Fucking people.

Fear:

Boyband Island? Hope that's just a phase.

Fear:	Maybe it was a bear?
Disgust:	There are no bears in San Francisco.
Anger:	I saw a really hairy guy, he looked like a bear.

Dave:

You guys, the bathroom here is nuts.

Chester V:	You need to focus on saving the world. Be a hero.
Flint Lockwood:	OK. You're right, sir.
Chester V:	Excellent! Let's go!

Flint Lockwood:

There's a leak in the boat!

Flint Lockwood:

Ok! Ok! We'll take the boat!

Flint Lockwood:	Its going to be deadly dangerous with a good chance of death
Flint Lockwood:	It's going to be deadly dangerous with a good chance of death.
Sam Sparks:	And thats why well need help!

Flint Lockwood:	I can't beleive my mechine created all of this!
Flint Lockwood:	I can't beleive my machine created all of this!

Guy Gagné:

No dream is too big, and no dreamer is too small.

Slug:

Oh man, i'm late again!

Slug:

Oh, no! In my first day I will not arrive late.

Officer Slater:

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?

Flint Lockwood:

When it rains, you put on a coat. Of SPRAY-ON SHOES!

Flint Lockwood:

Fle-Se-Stafur!

Dave:	You know pools are perfect for holding water
Dave:	You know pools are perfect for holding water.

Studio Executive Rob Slolom:

You spank that ass, Les!

Earl Devereaux:	You see this contact lens, Fran Lockwood.
Fran Lockwood:	Mmhmmm
Fran Lockwood:	Mmhmmm.
Flint Lockwood:	Mmhmmm.
Earl Devereaux:	This contact lens represent you.
Fran Lockwood:	Alright
Fran Lockwood:	Alright.
Flint Lockwood:	Alright.
Earl Devereaux:	And my eye represents my eye.
Fran Lockwood:	Okay...
Flint Lockwood:	Okay...
Earl Devereaux:	I've got my EYE on YOU!

Rod Kimble:	What did i just say to Dave?
Rico:	Who?
Kevin Powell:	I like to party I'm Rod.
Rod Kimble:	No! you're Kevin.
Kevin Powell:	Right, I party.
Rod Kimble:	No Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party
Kevin Powell:	Right, Dave's the party guy
Dave:	Haha sweet.
Rod Kimble:	Oh my god shut up
Rod Kimble:	Oh my god shut up.

Les Grossman:	speedman is a dying star a white dwarf heading for a black role thats physics its inveditible
Les Grossman:	Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	weve been handed an incredible oppurtunity here beck
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	We've been handed an incredible opportunity here...
Les Grossman:	the universe...is talking to us right now you just gotta listen see this is the good part pecker this is when the job gets fun ask and you shall recieve
Les Grossman:	The universe... is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen. [turns on Flo Rider's 'Low' and begins to dance to the beat]
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	right...
Les Grossman:	you play ball ...we play ball i knoowwwwww...you want the goodies
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	welcome to the goodie room
Les Grossman:	you paying attention im talking...g5 pecker thats how you can roll no more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boys oh yeah playa...big dick playa
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	swinging past your knees

Andy Warhol:	I'll contact you when the happening has happened
Andy Warhol:	I'll contact you when the happening has happened.

Flint Lockwood:

Come on, Steve. We've got diem to carpe!

Kevin Powell:	Wow Rod, I can't believe she said yes.
Dave:	Yeah, well, you have only to believe if you wish to achieve, Kevin. That rhymed. Unintentional.
Dave:	Man, Rod! I am just green with jealous rage right now.

The Voice:

Not so long ago in the distant realm of Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim was dating a high schooler...

Dave:

You've got a mountain for a face.

Hansel:

You have come to save us like angels from heaven!

Hansel:

Is this the end of Hansel?

Hansel:

Olley olley oxen free!

The Voice:	K.O.!
The Voice:	K.O.

Brian:	YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Peter Bretter:	You shall not pass!

The Voice:

A long time ago, in a distant land, called Toronto, Canada.

Flint Lockwood:	Ah, Dad your ok, Good, ok now I need you to grab a file on mycomputer, drag it into my e-mail window-ahh-type in my name and press send.
Flint Lockwood:	Ah, Dad your ok, good, ok now I need you to grab a file on mycomputer, drag it into my e-mail window-ahh-type in my name and press send.
Tim Lockwood:	Uhh, Window?

Flint Lockwood:	(narratin) I wanted to run away tht day, but you can't run away from your own feet.
Flint Lockwood:	I wanted to run away tht day, but you can't run away from your own feet.

Officer Slater:

I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck.

Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	Welcome to the goodie room!
Les Grossman:	You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	Swinging past ya knees!
Les Grossman:	Big di*k, baby!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	Yep
Les Grossman:	[turns off the music] Or... you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.
Rick Peck:	Let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?
Les Grossman:	Yes

Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	[dancing along] Right...
Les Grossman:	You play ball... we play ball. I knoowwww... you want the goodies!
Les Grossman:	You play ball. We play ball. I know you want the goodies!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom:

We've been handed an incredible opportunity here, Peck.

Rick Peck:	[about Speedman] They're going to kill him!
Les Grossman:	And we'll weep for him... in the press, set up a scholarship in his name, eventually - and I'm talkin' way, way down the road - we file an insurance claim.
Les Grossman:	And we'll weep for him... in the press. Set up a scholarship in his name, eventually, and I'm talkin' way, way down the road, we file an insurance claim.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom:	Preferably before the end of the fiscal year. Actually, the claim alone would net us more than the movie would lose.

Scientist:	Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?
Private Miller:	Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.

Flint Lockwood:

Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!

The Voice:

In the mysterious land of.... Toronto, Canada