Bill Nighy

Adam says: Remember, I have no soul.

Naberius says: You have soul.

Tim's Father says: No, I never said we could fix things. I specifically never said that. Life's a mixed bag, no matter who you are. Look at Jesus: he was the son of a God, for God's sake and look how that turned out.

Tim's Father says: I'd only give one piece of advice to anyone marrying. We're all quite similar in the end. We all get old and tell the same tales too many times. But try and marry someone kind. And this is a kind man with a good heart.

Naberius says: You cannot save the human race, nothing can stop their demise

Naberius says: You cannot save the human race, nothing can stop their demise.

Naberius says: A crass, contrived effort movie that's not even good to watch in a dentist chair!

Terra says: Where does life begin, and where does it end? Tonight's experiment represents the culmination of three years' research-

Wessex/Prince Naberius says: Dr. Wade, time is fleeting. I would ask that you not waste mine.

Wessex/Prince Naberius says: It's here!

Terra says: He, not it.

Wessex/Prince Naberius says: Just because something has yet to be found does not mean it does not exist.

Douglas Ainslie says: I invested our, well, my retirement money in our daughter's Internet company. She assured me that as soon as the startup actually, um, started up and the conversion from virtual to actual became sufficiently viable, then she'd be able to pay it all back.

Evelyn Greenslade says: I'm not sure I understand what most of those words mean.

Douglas Ainslie says: Well, it turns out neither did she.

Jean Ainslie says: Are you insane? Avoid all food not from a reputable vendor. It'll be washed in impure water.

Douglas Ainslie says: It's just a sandwich.

Jean Ainslie says: Oh, marvelous. Then I'll have ham, cheese, and streptococcus. Or perhaps bacteria, lettuce, and tomato.

Douglas Ainslie says: Would you like some of this? I believe it's called aloo ka paratha.

Muriel Donnelly says: No, if I can't pronounce it, I don't want to eat it.

Phillip says: You could bring the flowers you forgot on Mother's Day.

Shaun says: I was gonna.

Phillip says: And not a cheap posy from a garage forecourt.

Shaun says: I wasn't gonna

Shaun says: I wasn't gonna.

General Fallon says: I am now your king, now follow as I lead

General Fallon says: I am now your king, now follow as I lead.

Quentin says: Believe me, they'll find a way. Governments loathe people being free.

General Fallon says: Here comes the thunder.

Dan says: I once faked a broken heart, but I ran out of energy.

King Brahmwell says: Fee fi fo fum. Ask not whence the thunder comes. For between Heaven and Earth is a perilous place. Home to a fearsome giant race.

General Fallon says: Fee fi fo fum. Ask not whence the thunder comes. For between Heaven and Earth is a perilous place. Home to a fearsome giant race.

James Mortmain says: No man on earth should be so violently in love. It puts him at such a disadvantage.

Douglas Ainslie says: We get up in the morning and we do our best, and nothing else matter

Douglas Ainslie says: We get up in the morning and we do our best, and nothing else matters.

Kuato says: you blew my cover

Kuato says: You blew my cover!

Shaun says: I'm so sorry...

Phillip says: Sorry for what?

Shaun says: Er...nothing.

Lawrence says: I juh-I just wondered if you might like to come. To Reykjavik.

Gina says: Reykjavik?

Lawrence says: Yeah, I'm-I'm moderately senior and we're allowed to bring wi-ives...and um, such like.

Lawrence says: Isn't it wonderful the way there are absolutely no cabs in London at all nowadays? Perfect for dithering.

Lawrence says: Perhaps it's a place about which everyone knows only one fact.

Lawrence says: This is no place for coconutophobes.

Lawrence says: [Calling Gina] Oh, hello. Ah- It-It-It-It's me, Lawrence. We, uh- [Gina speaking, unheard] Well, of-of course you remember. It-It was only... six hours ago. Yes, quite. You'd have had to have some sort of aneurysm or something to forget.

Gina says: Was the pea soup disgusting?

Lawrence says: Inedible. I think there were at least two types of pea in there- one, the kind you don't usually put in food.

Lawrence says: Yes, well, I don't really scrub up. No matter how hard I try. The more I scrub, the more you see the horror beneath.

Lawrence says: Well, it was lovely, um, sitting directly opposite you.

Gina says: And you.

Lawrence says: I enjoyed the early diagonal bit as well, obviously.

Matthias says: That is not the only reason you are here.

Douglas Quaid says: I want to remember.

Matthias says: Why?

Douglas Quaid says: So I can be myself, be who I was.

Matthias says: It it each man's quest to find out who he truly is but the answer to that lies in the present, not in the past. As it is for all of us.

Douglas Quaid says: But the past tells us who we've become.

Matthias says: The past is a construct of the mind. It blinds us. It fools us into believing it. But the heart wants to live in the present. Look there. You'll find your answer.

Billy Mack says: Let's get drunk and watch porn!

Billy Mack says: Let's get pissed and watch porn.

Rose says: This hideous old bat in a wheelchair, she just tried to kill me, she had a knife this big! I swear!

Tony says: It was horrible!

Rose says: It's true!

Victor Maynard says: Mother!

Viktor says: Time to die.

Davy Jones says: Ah. Love. A dreadful bond. And yet, so easily severed. Tell me, William Turner. Do you fear death?

Jack Sparrow says: Do you? Heady tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hand.

Davy Jones says: You're a cruel man, Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow says: Cruel is a matter of perspective.

Davy Jones says: Is it?

Davy Jones says: Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? I can offer you an escape.

Davy Jones says: You will not forestall my judgement!

Rufus Scrimgeour says: These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has perhaps faced no greater threat than it does today.

Davy Jones says: Damn you Jack Sparrow!

Phillip says: I ran it under a cold tap!

Spike says: [To Whitey] Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!

Spike says: [to Whitey] Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!

Whitey says: I kept me legs straight, Spike. [Spike groans in pain]

Viktor says: Luke, I am your father.

Davy Jones says: There are no survivors.

Davy Jones says: You owe me your soul.

Gen. Friedrich Olbricht says: We've been discovered

Gen. Friedrich Olbricht says: We've been discovered.

Davy Jones says: I am the sea.

Davy Jones says: Tell me, William Turner: do you fear death?

Jack Sparrow says: Do you?

Davy Jones says: Tell me, Jack! Do you fear death?

Jack Sparrow says: You have no idea!

Davy Jones says: Do you fear... death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?

Nicholas Angel says: With all do respect sir. You can't just make people disappear

Nicholas Angel says: With all do respect sir. You can't just make people disappear.

Met Chief Inspector says: Yes I can I'm the Chief inspector

Met Chief Inspector says: Yes I can I'm the Chief inspector.

Phillip says: [Ed is driving Philip's Jaguar very fast, dodging other cars as he tries to escape the zombies] [pompously] You *do* realise this is a 20 mph zone?

Ed says: [grinning] Oh yeah!

Davy Jones says: One soul is not equal to another.

Rufus Scrimgeour says: The sword may present itself to any worthy Gryffindor, Miss Granger, that does not make it that wizard's property.

Grandsanta says: "I'll never forget the look on your dads face. Couldnt look me in the eye. 'Dad' he says. 'Steve thinks it's best if you don't fly anymore. Were scrapping the old slay'."

Grandsanta says: I'll never forget the look on your dads face. Couldnt look me in the eye. 'Dad' he says. 'Steve thinks it's best if you don't fly anymore. Were scrapping the old slay'.

Grandsanta says: "This is just like the last time!"

Grandsanta says: This is just like the last time!

Arthur says: "What last time?"

Arthur says: What last time?

Grandsanta says: "The last time I took Eve out on a spin. I didn't know it was the Cuban missile crisis. I nearly started world war 3!"

Grandsanta says: The last time I took Eve out on a spin. I didn't know it was the Cuban missile crisis. I nearly started world war 3!

Grandsanta says: "I always knew she would be needed one last time."

Grandsanta says: I always knew she would be needed one last time.

Grandsanta says: "I stuck that their for your father when he was a boy."

Grandsanta says: I stuck that their for your father when he was a boy.

Arthur says: "Dad sat here!"

Arthur says: Dad sat here!

Grandsanta says: "Oh look a beautiful young reindeer. Well then who am I?"

Grandsanta says: Oh look a beautiful young reindeer. Well then who am I?

Grandsanta says: "Get off you bag of fleas!"

Grandsanta says: Get off you bag of fleas!

Grandsanta says: "Go ahead festive Freddy. Sling your rock. Go on. I want my bed."

Grandsanta says: Go ahead festive Freddy. Sling your rock. Go on. I want my bed.

Arthur says: "It doesn't matter how she got the bike. Gwen would have never seen that."

Arthur says: It doesn't matter how she got the bike. Gwen would have never seen that.

Grandsanta says: "A cheat!"

Grandsanta says: A cheat!

Santa says: "Here's to me. To an even better job next year!"

Santa says: Here's to me. To an even better job next year!

Arthur says: "Your already perfect dad."

Arthur says: Your already perfect dad.

Grandsanta says: "Ha! That turkey did more than him."

Grandsanta says: Ha! That turkey did more than him.

Grandsanta says: "Take the elf!"

Grandsanta says: Take the elf!

Arthur says: "Grandsanta!"

Arthur says: Grandsanta!

Grandsanta says: "For the love of Lu-Lu."

Grandsanta says: For the love of Lu-Lu.

Grandsanta says: "That turkey did more than him."

Grandsanta says: That turkey did more than him.

Grandsanta says: "In Santa we believe!"

Grandsanta says: In Santa we believe!

Santa says: "How about you be the candle Steve. All those bright ideas."

Santa says: How about you be the candle Steve. All those bright ideas.

Steve says: "Fine I'm the candle. Arthur you can be the turkey. You of course dad are Santa." (Eye twitches) "And Grandsanta you can be this charming relic."

Steve says: Fine I'm the candle. Arthur you can be the turkey. You of course dad are Santa. [eye twitches] And Grandsanta you can be this charming relic.

Grandsanta says: "Relic? Relic! I did a whole Christmas in one of these! And I bet you I can do it again."

Grandsanta says: Relic? Relic! I did a whole Christmas in one of these! And I bet you I can do it again.

Steve says: "In a pile of sticks."

Steve says: In a pile of sticks.

Grandsanta says: "Let me at him! Let me at him!"

Grandsanta says: Let me at him! Let me at him!

Santa says: "Well I'm actually Santa so I think I should be Santa."

Santa says: Well I'm actually Santa so I think I should be Santa.

Steve says: "Yes well your the non-executive figure-head."

Steve says: Yes well your the non-executive figure-head.

Grandsanta says: "He's a fattie with a beard who fits the suit."

Grandsanta says: He's a fattie with a beard who fits the suit.

Grandsanta says: "I'm Santa! Give me that!"

Grandsanta says: I'm Santa! Give me that!

Steve says: "I'm Santa! This is ridiculous. You just took the piece out of my hand."

Steve says: I'm Santa! This is ridiculous. You just took the piece out of my hand.

Grandsanta says: "You. Up there. With this?"

Grandsanta says: You. Up there. With this?

Grandsanta says: "I always liked Toronto. No one lives here. It's nice and quite."

Grandsanta says: I always liked Toronto. No one lives here. It's nice and quite.

Grandsanta says: "They won't kill me! I'm Santa."

Grandsanta says: They won't kill me! I'm Santa.

Grandsanta says: "I'm too young to die! Do something Arthur! Arthur!"

Grandsanta says: I'm too young to die! Do something Arthur! Arthur!

Bryony says: "I can wrap anything with three slaps of sticky tap! Three!

Bryony says: I can wrap anything with three slaps of sticky tap! Three!

Grandsanta says: "Good. Wrap yourself a parachute!" (Throws Bryony off the sled)

Grandsanta says: Good. Wrap yourself a parachute! [throws Bryony off the sled]

Arthur says: "Grandsanta!"

Arthur says: Grandsanta!

Grandsanta says: "My camera!"

Grandsanta says: My camera!

Grandsanta says: "Whoopee doo."

Grandsanta says: Whoopee doo.

Grandsanta says: "You naughty children. Here have a Bon-Bon." (Hands Steve a rotting apple).

Grandsanta says: You naughty children. Here have a Bon-Bon. [hands Steve a rotting apple]

Grandsanta says: "He's a postman in a spaceship.''

Grandsanta says: He's a postman in a spaceship.

Grandsanta says: "I can't eat that. It gets in me teeth."

Grandsanta says: I can't eat that. It gets in me teeth.

Grandsanta says: "So what if the little nipper sees him. A wack on the head with a sock full of sand and a dab of whiskey on the lips and they dont remember a thing.''

Grandsanta says: So what if the little nipper sees him. A wack on the head with a sock full of sand and a dab of whiskey on the lips and they dont remember a thing.

Bryony says: "How do you thinks he's..."

Bryony says: How do you thinks he's...

Grandsanta says: "Fine. Fine."

Grandsanta says: Fine. Fine.

Arthur says: "AHHHH!!!"

Arthur says: AHHHH!

Bryony says: "So why didn't they scrap the old slay?"

Bryony says: So why didn't they scrap the old slay?

Grandsanta says: "I threatened the elfs. Told them I'd feed them to the polar bears."

Grandsanta says: I threatened the elfs. Told them I'd feed them to the polar bears.

Bryony says: "Oh."

Bryony says: Oh.

Grandsanta says: "Elf. You wouldn't mind telling his parents about this."

Grandsanta says: Elf. You wouldn't mind telling his parents about this.

Bryony says: "Premission to breath sir."

Bryony says: Permission to breath sir.

Grandsanta says: "Fine. One breathe."

Grandsanta says: Fine. One breathe.

Davy Jones says: Jack Sparrow, do you afraid of death?

Jack Sparrow says: You have no idea.

Quentin says: Spectacular Mistake.

Quentin says: Spectacular mistake.

Bryony says: "What do you want me to wrap?"

Bryony says: What do you want me to wrap?

Grandsanta says: "Wrap your head!"

Grandsanta says: Wrap your head!

Bryony says: "Yes sir."

Bryony says: Yes sir.

Grandsanta says: "They once said it was impossible to teach women to read."

Grandsanta says: They once said it was impossible to teach women to read.

Billy Mack says: Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives.

Grandsanta says: Arthur, there is a way.

Arthur says: It's impossible.

Grandsanta says: They used to say it was impossible to teach women to read.

Grandsanta says: At least have the decency to finish us off!

Grandsanta says: At least have the decency to finish us off with a rock.

Grandsanta says: Everyone got a sausage nailed to a piece of bark.

Grandsanta says: Every child that year got a sausage nailed to a piece of bark!

Grandsanta says: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer....erm, Bambi, John, the one with the white ear, you, you..not you, you big bag of fleas

Grandsanta says: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer....erm, Bambi, John, the one with the white ear, you, you..not you, you big bag of fleas.

Grandsanta says: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Bambi, Dave, you with the white ear, you and you.

Grandsanta says: What happened to going down the chimney?

Spike says: Danger is my middle name!

Whitey says: I thought it was Leslie.

Whitey says: Nasty.

Whitey says: You wouldn't want the boss to catch you 'round here.

Rita says: Let me go, you pink-eyed freak!

Whitey says: I'm upset now.

Whitey says: To find a rat, you got to think like a rat.

Marcus says: You know very well the consequences if you murder me... or William

Marcus says: You know well the consequences if your murder me. Or William.

Viktor says: If you so much as speak his name again, you will have chosen that future for him

Viktor says: If you so much as speak his name again you will have chosen that future for him.

Rango says: Only takes one bullet.

Rattlesnake Jake says: You ain't got the nerve.

Rango says: Try me.

Beans says: Go to Hell!

Rattlesnake Jake says: Where'd you think I came from?!