Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell

Highest Rated: 100% Time Warp: The Greatest Cult Films of All-Time Volume 2: Horror and Sci-Fi (2020)

Lowest Rated: 0% The Demolitionist (1995)

Birthday: Jun 22, 1958

Birthplace: Birmingham, Michigan, USA

A self-described B-movie actor, Bruce Campbell can claim to have scaled the casualty-littered mountain of cult movie stardom. First attaining more notoriety than fame for his performance in Sam Raimi's The Evil Dead (1983), which he also executive produced, Campbell went on to star in that movie's two sequels and a number of other schlock-tastic films. He has also occasionally ventured into more reputable territory, thanks to such films as the Coen brothers' The Hudsucker Proxy (1994).Hailing from Royal Oak, MI, where he was born June 22, 1958, Campbell attended Western Michigan University. When he was only 21, he and two of his Detroit friends, Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert, scraped together 350,000 dollars to make a low-budget horror film. The result, completed piecemeal over four years, was The Evil Dead, an exuberantly awful piece of filmmaking that featured Campbell as its demon-battling hero. The film first earned notoriety in England, and after being personally endorsed by author Stephen King when it was screened at Cannes, it was eventually released in the U.S. in 1983.The Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn followed in 1987, and the third installment in the series, Army of Darkness, was released in 1992. Both were enthusiastically embraced by fans of the series and less so by critics, but one thing that impressed both groups was Campbell's work in both films, thanks in part to his uncanny ability to make it through an entire performance without blinking once.In addition to the Evil Dead films, Campbell has acted in a number of other low-budget films, and, in the case of the Coens' The Hudsucker Proxy and a blink-and-you-miss-it cameo in Fargo (1996), a handful of fairly respectable projects as well. He has also acted frequently on television, most notably in the weekly Western The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. and Jack of all Trades. In 2001 Campbell made his literary debut with If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor. A humorously detailed account of his rise to B-movie stardom, If Chins Could Kill detailed, among other things, Campbell's uniquely diverse fanbase as well as his relationship with longtime friend and frequent collaborator Sam Raimi. When fans embraced the freewheeling semi-autobiography with more zeal than even Campbell himself may have anticipated, a succesful speaking tour was soon followed by a sophomore novel, the satirical Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way. A highly fictionalized look at what it may be like for Campbell to land a substantial role in a high-profile Hollywood production, Make Love the Bruce Campbell way found the sarcastic B-movie idol hobnobbing with co-star Richard Gere and offering directorial advice to veteran director Mike Nichols. Yet Campbell was hardly one to forget where his bread was truly buttered, and following his brief literary detour, it was time to head back to the big screen for a pair of memorable cameos in pal Raimi's Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2, the longtime actor and emerging producer was finally ready to make his feature directorial debut with the outlandish sci-fi comedy The Man with the Screaming Brain. Despite helming the occasional Xena and Hewrcules episode, Campbell had yet to tackle feature films and when the opportunity arose to direct a script that he himself had written, everything just seemed to fall into place. Though the critics weren't so kind, fans were more than willing to indulge as their favorite film and television star finally got a chance to shine on his own. After voicing his most famous character in a pair of Evil Dead videogames, it was finally time for Campbell to return to the role of Ash on the big screen - albiet in a decidedly meta-manner - when he stepped into the role of an actor named Bruce Campbell who is mistaken for the demon-slayer that he played in the movies and forced to to battle with the legions of hell in the 2006 horror comedy They Call Me Bruce; a film that also afforded Campbell his sophomore feature directorial cred

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Filmography

Movies

Credit
100% Time Warp: The Greatest Cult Films of All-Time Volume 2: Horror and Sci-Fi Actor 2020
No Score Yet All Hail the Popcorn King Self 2020
100% To Hell and Back: The Kane Hodder Story Actor 2018
No Score Yet 50 Years of Star Trek Actor 2016
No Score Yet The Escort Charles 2015
5% The Color of Time Goody 2014
91% Doc Of The Dead Actor 2014
63% Evil Dead Actor $54.3M 2013
57% Oz the Great and Powerful Winkie Gate Keeper $235M 2013
39% Cars 2 Rod "Torque" Redline $191.5M 2011
90% Burn Notice: The Fall of Sam Axe Sam Axe Executive Producer 2011
No Score Yet The Walking Dead Girls Actor 2011
86% Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Mayor Shelbourne $124.9M 2009
38% My Name Is Bruce Producer Director Himself $0.3M 2007
63% Spider-Man 3 Maitre d' $336.6M 2007
48% Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters Chicken Bittle $5.5M 2007
71% The Woods Joe Fasulo 2006
62% The Ant Bully Fugax $28.2M 2006
No Score Yet Touch the Top of the World Ed Weihenmayer 2006
73% Sky High Coach Boomer $64M 2005
33% Man with the Screaming Brain Screenwriter William Cole Director Producer 2005
No Score Yet Alien Apocalypse Dr. Ivan Hood 2005
No Score Yet Making the Amazing (Making the Amazing: Spider-Man 2) Actor 2004
93% Spider-Man 2 Usher $373.4M 2004
No Score Yet Blood Drive II Actor 2004
No Score Yet Spider-Man 2.1 (Extended Cut) Actor 2004
78% Bubba Ho-Tep Elvis 2003
No Score Yet Time Quest Actor 2003
No Score Yet Masters of Horror Host 2002
No Score Yet Terminal Invasion Jack 2002
4% Serving Sara Gordon Moore $16.9M 2002
90% Spider-Man Ring Announcer $403.8M 2002
No Score Yet Hatred of a Minute Producer 2002
No Score Yet Fanalysis Director Actor 2002
42% The Majestic Roland the Intrepid Explorer 2001
No Score Yet The Ice Rink The Actor 2000
No Score Yet Icebreaker Carl Greig 1999
9% From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money Barry 1999
27% Double Jeopardy Bartender at Party 1999
No Score Yet Goldrush: A Real Life Alaskan Adventure Pierce Thomas Madison 1998
No Score Yet Menno's Mind Mick Dourif 1997
No Score Yet The Love Bug Hank Cooper 1997
3% McHale's Navy Virgil 1997
No Score Yet Running Time Carl 1997
54% John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. Surgeon General of Beverly Hills 1996
No Score Yet Tornado! Jake 1996
94% Fargo Soap Opera Star on TV 1996
22% Congo Charles 1995
0% The Demolitionist Gang Member 1995
57% The Quick and the Dead Wedding Shemp 1995
58% The Hudsucker Proxy Smitty 1994
73% Army of Darkness Producer Ash 1993
No Score Yet Mindwarp Stover 1992
No Score Yet Chiller Theatre Actor 1992
No Score Yet Lunatics: A Love Story Ray Producer 1992
20% Waxwork II: Lost in Time John 1991
No Score Yet Easy Wheels Producer Executive Producer 1990
60% Maniac Cop 2 Jack Forrest 1990
No Score Yet Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat Van Helsing 1990
84% Darkman Final Shemp 1990
No Score Yet Moontrap Ray Tanner 1989
No Score Yet Intruder Officer Howard 1989
No Score Yet The Dead Next Door Actor 1989
50% Maniac Cop Forrest 1988
97% Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn Producer Ash, Ashley J. Williams 1987
No Score Yet Thou Shalt Not Kill... Except Video Newscaster 1987
No Score Yet Crimewave Producer The Heel 1986
No Score Yet Going Back Brice Chapman 1983
95% The Evil Dead Executive Producer Ashley J. Williams 1981
No Score Yet Within the Woods Actor 1978

TV

Credit
No Score Yet The Last Kids on Earth
2019
Voice 2019
No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly
2007-2019
Guest 2018
99% Ash vs Evil Dead
2015-2018
Producer Executive Producer Ash Williams Ash 2018
2016
2015
No Score Yet @midnight With Chris Hardwick
2014-2017
Panelist 2016
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest 2015
41% 1600 Penn
2012-2013
Doug 2013
88% Burn Notice
2007-2013
Sam Axe 2013
2012
2011
2010
2009
2008
2007
No Score Yet My Life as a Teenage Robot
2003-2008
Voice 2003
No Score Yet Charmed
1998-2006
Agent Jackman 2002
No Score Yet V.I.P.
1998-2004
Director 2001
No Score Yet Jack of All Trades
2000
Executive Producer Jack Stiles 2000
No Score Yet Stargate SG-1
1997-2007
Worker 2000
No Score Yet Xena: Warrior Princess
1995-2001
Director Autolycus 2000
1999
1998
1997
1996
75% The X-Files
1993-2018
Wayne 1999
No Score Yet Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
1995-1999
Director Autolycus Tapert 1999
1998
1997
1995
No Score Yet Ellen
1994-1998
Ed Billick Ed 1997
1996
91% Homicide: Life on the Street
1993-1999
Jake Rodzinski Jake Rodzinsky 1996
86% Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
1993-1997
Bill Church Jr. 1995
91% The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
1993-1994
Brisco Brisco County Jr. 1994
1993

QUOTES FROM Bruce Campbell CHARACTERS

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Groovy!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Honey! You got real ugly!

Elvis Presley says: Uh, Mr. President... You're on the floor.

John "Jack" Fitzgerald Kennedy says: No shit?

Elvis Presley says: Now the two key words for tonight - "caution" and "flammable".

John "Jack" Fitzgerald Kennedy says: Also "watch your ass".

Duke Henry says: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Nope. Just me baby... Just me

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Nope. Just me baby. Just me

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hold it... nobody said anything about three books. Like, like what am I supposed to do - take one book, or all books, or what?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hold it. Nobody said anything about three books. Like, like what am I supposed to do - take one book, or all books, or what?

Knight says: He has fallen from the sky to save us from the deadites, he's a hero! (all knights shouting hero)

Knight says: He has fallen from the sky to save us from the deadites, he's a hero!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: No.No. NO!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: No. No. No!

Possessed Witch says: I'll swallow your soul!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Come get some!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!

Elvis Presley says: Come and get it, you undead sack of s^#@.

Sheila/Evil Sheila says: You found me beautiful once...

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Honey, you got real ugly...

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: This... is my boomstick!

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Aaaaaah!

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Now The Sun Will Be Up In An Hour Or So, And We Can All Get Out Of Here Together.

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Now the sun will be up in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Shop smart, shop S-Mart

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Shop smart, shop S-Mart!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Yo...she bitch...Lets go

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: [to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hail to the king, baby.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: You bastards! Give me back my hand!

Possessed Henrietta says: Hey! I'll swallow your soul! Swallow your soul! Swallow your soul!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Swallow this!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Gimme some sugar, baby.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: "Swallow this"

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Swallow this.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hail to the king baby!!!!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hail to the king baby!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Shop smart, shop S-mart

Surgeon General of Beverly Hills says: [the Surgeon General gropes Taslima's breasts] My God, they're real!

Shelly says: [about Cheryl] Why does she keep making those horrible noises?

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: I don't know!

Shelly says: Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes! For God's sake, what happened to her eyes?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: This is my BOOM STICK!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: (as the narrator) Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Name's Ash. Housewares.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: You ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and sh*t, and Jack left town.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Yo, she-b*tch. Let's go.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: (Bad Ash) Hee hee hee! I'm Bad Ash. And your Good Ash! Hee hee hee!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: (shoots Bad Ash) I'm not that good.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: This... is my... BOOMSTICK!!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: This... is my... BOOMSTICK!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Groovy.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Groovy!

Bruce Campbell says: Jeff, I just have one request

Jeff says: Anything Bruce.

Bruce Campbell says: Next time you unleash an ancient demon, call that Buffy chick.

Bruce Campbell says: Where in the heck did you find this Evil Dead shampoo?

Jeff says: Bruce, that's drain cleaner.

Bruce Campbell says: Well, I guess that would explain the burning sensation.

Bruce Campbell says: You know Jeff, I've gotten a lot of use out of chainsaws over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy.

Bruce Campbell says: Consider yourself officially exempt from my wrath sweetcakes, and if you're lucky a little later I'll let you play with my boomstick.

Linda says: I feel funny about being here. What if the people who own the place come home?

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: They're not gonna come back. Even if they do we'll tell them the car broke down or something like that.

Linda says: With your car, they'd believe it.

Linda says: Please Ash... please don't hurt me. You swore- you swore that we'd always be together. I love you

Linda says: Please Ash... please don't hurt me. You swore- you swore that we'd always be together. I love you.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Noooo!

Linda says: Yah! Your lover is mine and now she burns in Hell.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Damn it! I said I was alright! Are you listening to me? You hear what I'm saying? I'm alright!.. I'm alright..

Annie Knowby says: OK, maybe you are. But for how long? If we're going to beat this thing, we need those pages.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Then let's head down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.

Jake says: Uh-huh. That's right. I'm running the show now. We're going to go out there in them woods and look for Bobby Joe. Once we find her we're getting the hell out of here.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: No you idiot! You'll kill us all. She's dead by now. Don't you understand? With these pages, at least we have a chance.

Jake says: Bunch of mumbo jumbo bullshit! These pages don't mean squat!

Annie Knowby says: What's wrong?

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Felt like someone just walked over my grave. What's that picture? What is that?

Annie Knowby says: In 1300 AD they called this man the, ah, hero from the sky. He was prophesied to have destroyed the Evil.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Didn't do a very good job...

Jake says: What the hell is it?

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Maybe something... something trying to force its way into our world.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: We'll all go in together..

Jake says: Hell no! You're the curious one.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: For God's sake! How do you stop it?!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh baby?

Linda says: Sure.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Give me back my hand... GIVE ME BACK MY HAND!!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Give me back my hand... GIVE ME BACK MY HAND!

Possessed Henrietta says: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Swallow this.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: We just killed our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine'?

Maitre d' says: Name, please?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Parker, Peter.

Maitre d' says: Ahh, there we are... table for two, Pecker...

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Parker...

Maitre d' says: That is what I said, Pecker!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hail to the king baby

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hail to the king baby.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: [Pointing at Linda's head] "Your goin' down!"

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: [pointing at Linda's head] You're goin' down.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: All right you primitive screwheads, listen up... see this? This... is my BOOM stick!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: (talking about Bobby Joe) If she's gone into those woods, you can forget about her...

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: [talking about Bobby Joe] If she's gone into those woods, you can forget about her...

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Who's laughing now!?

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Who's laughing now?

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Work-shed!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

Coach Boomer says: SIDEKICK! [screaming angrily to Will]

Coach Boomer says: Sidekick! [screaming to Will]

Coach Boomer says: I'm Coach Boomer. You may know me as Sonic Boom. You may not.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Groovy!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Sheila/Evil Sheila says: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Duke Henry says: You Sir, are not one of my vassals...who are you?

Duke Henry says: You Sir, are not one of my vassals. Who are you?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Who wants to know?

Duke Henry says: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of Northlands and leader of its peoples.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit...and Jack left town.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town.

Mayor Shelbourne says: Who needs the approval of one family member when you can have it from millions of acquaintances?

Mayor Shelbourne says: Now our towns hero and my metaphorical son, Flint Lockwood.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: It's a trick. Get an axe.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Give me some sugar baby.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Groovy.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Shelly says: (about Cheryl) - Why does she keep making those horrible noises?

Shelly says: (about Cheryl) Why does she keep making those horrible noises?

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: I don't know!

Shelly says: Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes! For Gods, sake what happened to her eyes?!

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Now the sun will be up in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly. Hmm...Well... not Shelly, she? We'll all be going home together. Wouldn't you like to be going home? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you, Scott?

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Now the sun will be up in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly. Hmm, Well, not Shelly, she? We'll all be going home together. Wouldn't you like to be going home? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you, Scott?

Linda says: Hey, Ash! I guessed the card right!

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Yeah...truly amazing.

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Yeah, truly amazing.

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: We can't bury Shelly - S-She's a friend of ours.

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: We can't bury Shelly. S-She's a friend of ours.

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: You bastards! Why are you torturing me like this? Why?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: It took Linda. - And then it came for me. It got into my hand and it went bad. So I lopped it off at the wrist.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: It took Linda. And then it came for me. It got into my hand and it went bad. So I lopped it off at the wrist.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hail to the king, baby.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.

Possessed Witch says: Who the hell are you?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Name's Ash...Housewares.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Name's Ash, Housewares.

Possessed Witch says: I'll swallow your soul.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Come get some.

Sheila/Evil Sheila says: You found me beautiful once.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Honey, you got real ugly.

Sheila/Evil Sheila says: But what of the things that we've shared? What of all the sweet words that you spoke in private?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Well, that's just what we call "pillow talk," baby. That's all.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Well, that's just what we call 'pillow talk,' baby. That's all.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: (as a soldier blocks his way, he pushes him aside) Get the f**k out of my face!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Ooh, wait a minute. The words...All right, all right, all right. Say the words. Klaatu...barada...Iu -necktie. Nectar, n-- nickel. Noodle. It's an "N" word. It's definitely an "N" word.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Ooh, wait a minute. The words. All right, all right, all right. Say the words. Klaatu...barada...Iu -necktie. Nectar, n-- nickel. Noodle. It's an 'N' word. It's definitely an 'N' word.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Ooh, wait a minute. The words. All right, all right, all right. Say the words. Klaatu...barada...Iu necktie. Nectar, n - nickel. Noodle. It's an 'N' word. It's definitely an 'N' word.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: I'm bad Ash, and you're good Ash. You're goody little two-shoes. You're goody little two-shoes goody little two-shoes. Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Okay, little fella, here's a little hot chocolate for ya! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: London Bridge is falling down...Falling down...Falling down... Mini-Evil Ashes: My fair lady - Ha!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: London Bridge is falling down. Falling down. Falling down. Mini-Evil Ashes, My fair lady. Ha!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with...molecular structures.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with, molecular structures.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Groovy.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Gimme some sugar, baby.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: What? Were you raised in a barn? Shut the door! Probably was raised in a barn, along with the other primitives.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me...Blow.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me, Blow.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? - This is my boom stick! It's a 12-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right. This sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart. Shop S-mart...You got that?!!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boom stick! It's a 12-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right. This sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart. Shop S-mart. You got that?!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Wait a minute. Hold it. W-Wait a minute. You gotta understand, man. I never even saw these a**holes before.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Well, hello, Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now. Jack and sh*t, and Jack left town.