Colin Farrell

Colin Farrell

Highest Rated: 95% It's Not Yet Dark (2017)

Lowest Rated: 13% Winter's Tale (2014)

Birthday: May 31, 1976

Birthplace: Castleknock, Dublin, Ireland

Colin James Farrell (born May 31, 1976) is an Irish actor known for appearing in a series of high-profile Hollywood films, as well as for his controversial off-screen lifestyle. Biography Early life Farrell was born prematurely, weighing 1 pound 6 ounces, in Castleknock, Dublin to Rita and Eamon Farrell. His father was a football (soccer) player who played and managed Shamrock Rovers FC, one of Ireland's famous clubs. Farrell has three siblings, including two sisters, Claudine and Catherine, and a brother, Eamon Jr. Farrell was educated at St. Brigid's National School in Castleknock followed by Castleknock College and Gormanston College. In the late 1980s and early 1990s, he was a promising young football player for Dublin team, Castleknock Celtic, as a goalkeeper. Farrell attended The Gaiety School of Acting, but dropped out and was cast in the part of Danny Byrne on Ballykissangel, a BBC television drama. Farrell appeared on the show from 1998 to 1999. Career Farrell had a number of small parts in various TV shows and movies, until 2000, when he was cast in the part of Private Roland Bozz in Tigerland, an American film directed by Joel Schumacher. Farrell's next American films, American Outlaws (2001) and Hart's War (2002), were not commercially successful, but his 2003 films, including The Recruit, S.W.A.T. and Phone Booth were well-received box office successes. Although he has a pronounced Irish accent, Farrell uses an American accent in some of his films including American Outlaws and his breakthrough role, Tigerland. Farrell is also a proven supporting actor, given his performances as an ambitious cop who chases after a potential criminal, played by actor Tom Cruise in Minority Report (2002), and as the skilled villain Bullseye in Daredevil (2003). In 2004, Farrell appeared in several films that received only a limited theatrical release, including Intermission and A Home at the End of the World, both of which received some positive reviews. Farrell appeared in the title role of Alexander the Great in 2004's Alexander, which received mixed reviews. The film was marked by controversy, including homoerotic scenes with other men. Both the movie, including Oliver Stone's directing and story telling of Alexander, and Hephaistion's bisexual aspects, were heavily criticized by some historians and film critics who saw it as an inaccurate and misleading representation of the characters' sexualities. Though it failed at the US box office, it made a profit on its overseas revenues. Farrell also appeared as a bisexual character in A Home at the End of the World. He has credited his homosexual brother, Eamon Farrell Jr., for inspiring him and teaching him about "the meaning of love and understanding." His next film was 2005's Academy Award-nominated The New World, also a historical epic that was met with mixed reviews. Farrell played the leading role of captain John Smith, the founder of 17th century colonial Jamestown, Virginia who falls in love with a beautiful American Indian maiden, Pocahontas, played by actress Q'Orianka Kilcher. The film achieved success, despite being released on 811 theatres worldwide and having a relatively low box office gross. The New World was followed by Ask the Dust, a romance film set in period Los Angeles co-starring Salma Hayek. It received a very limited theatrical release and was not a financial success. 2006 brought more success in Farrell's career, as he appeared opposite Jamie Foxx in Michael Mann's action-crime film Miami Vice. The film received box office status grossing a total of US$ 163,557,986.00 in its worldwide revenues; Universal Pictures released it in over 3,000 theatres worldwide and it captured the top spot at the box office, grossing more than US$ 25.7 million in its opening weekend Private life Farrell married English actress Amelia Warner in July 2001 and divorced her four months later. He has a son, James, (born on September 12, 2003), with American model Kim Bordenave, from whom he is now estranged. In December 2005, Farrell voluntarily checked into a rehabilitation treatment center for addictions to recreational drugs and painkillers. His publicist commented that Farrell had started taking painkillers due to a back injury. He was released on January 2006. In May 2006, Farrell started attending rehabilitation meetings. Personal disputes In July 2005, Farrell filed a lawsuit suing his former girlfriend, Playboy model Nicole Narain, the Internet Commerce Group (ICG) and adult entertainment producer David Hans Schmidt over the distrubution of an illegal fifteen minute sex tape that Farrell had made with Narain in 2003. The tape is believed to have been made at Narain's apartment. Farrell claims he understood the tape as being "strictly private and confidential and will take legal court actions to anyone who tries to distribute it" , but it was leaked to Schmidt and ICG who tried to release it publicly. A Los Angeles judge issued an injunction barring the sale, distribution, or display of the tape. Narain claimed that she did not give the tape to anyone and was not sure if or how copies were taken from her. She originally said that she would work with Farrell to ensure that it remained private, but Farrell said Narain was trying to release it along with Schmidt in order to damage his career and " make money out of it", which Narain denies. In January 2006, the tape surfaced on website named dirtycolin.com. The site was shut down on the same day because of server overload, but re-opened a week later. The tape was then pirated through BitTorrent and other file sharing systems. Both Farrell's and Narain's lawyers denounced the site, which was shut down again a few days later for unknown reasons. Farrell's legal team said it would take legal action against sites that hosted the tape. A trial date for the Narain lawsuit was set for July 17, 2006, but the judge allowed Farrell and Narain to mediate until April 20. On April 16, the two reached a settlement with confidential terms. However, Farrell's lawsuit against ICG continued with a trial date set for July 21, 2006. Dessarae Bradford's accusations Farrell has been sued twice for alleged harassment and sending foul messages to telephone sex worker Dessarae Bradford. The lawsuits were later dismissed due to a lack of evidence provided by Bradford . Bradford, who has announced that she is "waging war on Colin Farrell ", has recorded a song entitled "Colin Farrell is My Bitch" and has self-published a book called "Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy" . Bradford took a lie detector test on an i TV program in an attempt to support her claims and stories. She failed the test. On July 20, 2006, Bradford confronted Farrell on the set of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and was escorted out by police while shouting "I'll see you in court." Farrell's only response was, "You're insane." Farrell requested a restraining order in court against Bradford; Farrell said Bradford "accosted me during the taping of a network television show on July 20, 2006. I am concerned that her harassing behavior has escalated and may pose an immediate threat to my well-being and the well-being of my family." The request also asks for Bradford to keep away from Farrell and his son James, and James' mother, Kim Bordenave. The temporary restraining order was granted and will remain in effect until August, 2009. The restraining order was upheld during a later appeal. Trivia Named one of People Magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People" in 2003. Voted 6th in the World's "Sexiest Man" by Company Magazine in 2003. On a recent episode of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Farrell was seen doing impressions of film director Woody Allen, and Leno. Was a line dancing instructor in a nightclub in Limerick called Docs (now known as Trinity Rooms). He often cites actor Al Pacino and Steve McQueen as having a huge influence on him, both as an actor and a person. Auditioned for Boyzone at the age of 17. Sister, Claudine Farrell is his personal assistant. Became an official games spokesman for the 2007 Special Olympics. Selected filmography Year Title Role Other notes 2007 Cassandra's Dream ? currently filming Pride and Glory Jimmy Egan currently in post-production 2006 Miami Vice Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett Ask the Dusk Arturo Bandini 2005 The New World Captain John Smith 2004 Alexander Alexander the Great A Home at the End of the World Bobby Morrow (1982) 2003 Veronica Guerin Tattooed Boy Cameo Intermission Lehiff released in the U.S. in 2004 S.W.A.T. Officer Jim Street The Recruit James Douglas Clayton Daredevil Bullseye 2002 Phone Booth Stuart Shepard Minority Report Danny Witwer Hart's War Lt. Thomas W. Hart 2001 American Outlaws Jesse James 2000 Tigerland Pvt. Roland Bozz Ordinary Decent Criminal Alec released in the U.S. in 2003 (DVD and video) 1999 The War Zone Nick Awards Awards won Boston Society of Film Critics Awards: Best Actor for Tigerland in 2000. IFTA Awards: Best Actor in a film for S.W.A.T. in 2003. London Critics Circle Film Awards: Best Newcomer of the Year for Tigerland in 2002. MTV Movie Awards: Best Trans-Atlantic Breakthrough Performer in 2003. MTV Movie Awards, Mexico: Best Actor in a Movie for S.W.A.T. in 2003. Shanghai International Film Festival: Best Actor for Hart's War in 2002. Teen Choice Awards: Best Movie Villain for Daredevil in 2003. Nominations Emire Awards, UK: Best Actor for Minority Report in 2003. European Film Awards: Best Actor for Intermission in 2004. IFTA Awards: Best Supporting Actor in Film/TV for Intermission in 2004 MTV Movie Awards: Best Villain for Daredevil in 2003. Teen Choice Awards: Best Choice Breakout Star-Male for The Recruit, Daredevil and Phone Booth in 2003. References Footnotes Web sites Colin Farrell Official site Colin Farrell Fansite Colin Farrell at www.hunkymalecelebs.com cs:Colin Farrell da:Colin Farrell de:Colin Farrell es:Colin Farrell fr:Colin Farrell hr:Colin Farrell it:Colin Farrell nl:Colin Farrell ja:????????? pl:Colin Farrell pt:Colin Farrell ru:??, ? 3/4 1/2 fi:Colin Farrell sv:Colin Farrell zh:??????

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet The Batman Oswald Cobblepot 2021
74% The Gentlemen Coach 2020
47% Dumbo Holt 2019
91% Widows Jack Mulligan 2018
53% Roman J. Israel, Esq. George $11.9M 2017
79% The Killing of a Sacred Deer Dr. Steven Murphy $2M 2017
95% It's Not Yet Dark Actor 2017
79% The Beguiled John McBurney $10.6M 2017
25% Solace Charles Ambrose $0.5M 2016
74% Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Percival Graves $234.1M 2016
88% The Lobster David $9.1M 2016
51% Miss Julie John 2014
13% Winter's Tale Peter Lake $10.7M 2014
79% Saving Mr. Banks Robert Goff Travers $53.3M 2013
64% Epic Ronin $107.6M 2013
39% Dead Man Down Victor $10.9M 2013
82% Seven Psychopaths Marty $15.1M 2012
31% Total Recall Douglas Quaid/Hauser $58.9M 2012
38% London Boulevard Mitchel $11K 2011
72% Fright Night Jerry $18.3M 2011
69% Horrible Bosses Bobby Pellit $117M 2011
74% The Way Back Valka $2.6M 2011
68% Ondine Syracuse $0.6M 2010
No Score Yet Burma Soldier Actor 2010
64% The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus Imaginarium Tony #3 $7.6M 2009
90% Crazy Heart Tommy Sweet $38.4M 2009
No Score Yet Triage Executive Producer Mark Walsh 2009
35% Pride and Glory Jimmy Egan $15.8M 2008
53% Kicking It Executive Producer Narrator 2008
84% In Bruges Ray $7.6M 2008
No Score Yet Paradise Actor 2008
46% Cassandra's Dream Terry $0.9M 2007
47% Miami Vice Sonny Crockett $63.5M 2006
35% Ask the Dust Arturo Bandini $0.7M 2006
No Score Yet Alexander Revisited: Final Cut Alexander the Great 2006
63% The New World John Smith $12.5M 2005
16% Alexander Alexander the Great $34.3M 2004
No Score Yet Alexander: The Ultimate Cut Alexander the Great 2004
50% A Home at the End of the World Bobby Morrow (1982) $0.9M 2004
53% Veronica Guerin Tatooed Boy 2003
47% S.W.A.T. Jim Street $116.7M 2003
73% Intermission Lehiff $0.8M 2003
72% Phone Booth Stu Shepard $46.6M 2003
43% Daredevil Bullseye $102.5M 2003
43% The Recruit James Clayton $52.8M 2003
90% Minority Report Det. Danny Witwer $132.1M 2002
59% Hart's War Lt. Hart $19.1M 2002
14% American Outlaws Jesse James $11.9M 2001
No Score Yet Kiss Me, Kate Harry Trevor 2001
76% Tigerland Bozz 2000

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest 2020
2019
2017
2016
2015
2013
No Score Yet The Talk
2010
Guest 2019
78% True Detective
2014-2019
Ray Velcoro 2019
2015
2014
No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors
2015
Guest 2017
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest 2017
2015
2013
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2017
2016
2013
2012
2011
2010
2008
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015-2019
Guest 2016
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2016
2013
2012
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest 2014
2013
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2013
2012
2010
2006
2003
2002
83% Scrubs
2001-2010
Billy 2005
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Performer Host 2004
No Score Yet Masterpiece
1971-2014
Milkman 2000
No Score Yet Blake's 7
1978-1981

QUOTES FROM Colin Farrell CHARACTERS

David says: I've got good news. I've had a great idea.

Short Sighted Woman says: What kind of idea?

Lisping Man says: I raise my left foot. I bring my elbow to my knee and tap it twice, I bring my foot to my knee and tap it three times. I lie face down, I kneel down. I touch my left cheek and then lie face up.

Short Sighted Woman says: Are you sure you're prepared to do that

Bullseye says: I missed. He made me miss.

Hans says: You might wanna stop drinking, Martin, if this is how you're going to behave.

Marty says: If this is how I'm gonna..? This guy... just telephoned a psycho killer, to come and psycho kill us! And this guy's doubting a life-long believe in the after life because of psychedelic cactus he just ate! And you motherfuckers are telling me to behave?!

Robert Goff Travers says: A man must shave, for to spare his daughters cheeks.

Ken says: You don't even know that we're not here on a job.

Ray says: Here in Bruges?

Ken says: Yeah.

Ray says: On a job?

Ray says: On a job? Here in Bruges?

Ray says: That's for John Lennon, Yankee fucking cunt!

Marty says: Friends don't make their friends die.

Alexander says: But I am Alexander. And no more than Earth has two suns, will Asia bear two kings.

Billy says: You're fucked from birth. The Spanish got bullfighting. The French got cheese. And the Irish have alcoholism.

Marty says: And what do the Americans have?

Billy says: Tolerance.

Douglas Quaid says: Why you trying to kill me? Talk! Or we can skip straight til' death do us part!

Lori Quaid says: I'm not your wife

Douglas Quaid says: That's bullshit we've been married seven years!

Lori Quaid says: I'm UFB Police Intel, assigned to play your wife, six weeks ago I didn't even know you.

Douglas Quaid says: Our marriage?

Lori Quaid says: What can I say? I give good wife. Come on, deep down did you really believe someone like me, would marry someone like you, and live, in this shithole!?

Ronin says: Many leaves, one tree. We're all individuals, but we're still connected. No one's alone.

Valka says: Grateful is for dogs.

Bullseye says: You're good, baby. I'll give you that. But me? I'm magic.

Ray says: What am I gonna do, ·Ken? What am I gonna do?

Ray says: What am I gonna do, ·Ken? What am I gonna do?

Ken says: Just keep moving. Keep on moving. Try not to think about it. Learn a new language, maybe?

Ken says: Just keep moving. Keep on moving. Try not to think about it. Learn a new language, maybe?

Ray says: I can hardly do English. (pause) That's the one thing I like about Europe, though. You don't have to learn any of their languages.

Ray says: I can hardly do English. That's the one thing I like about Europe, though. You don't have to learn any of their languages.

Ray says: A great day this has turned out to be. I'm suicidal, me mate tries to kill me, me gun gets nicked and we're still in fucking Bruges.

Darcy says: Are you coming for me?

Victor says: No. I am coming for her.

Roland Bozz says: Just because you wear those sergeant's stripes don't mean you ain't gonna die.

Roland Bozz says: Nobody saves anybody you stupid son of a bitch.

Roland Bozz says: My friend here wants to go for the experience, Sergent. Says he ain't scared.

Sergeant Cota says: Good luck, Private. You ask me, I'll stick with the smart and the scared.

Roland Bozz says: Hey let's not become friends, Jim. You could be dead tomorrow and I'd miss you too much.

Roland Bozz says: Jim just shut the fuck up! This is - I know what I'm doin' here!

Roland Bozz says: Courage is when you're the only guy who knows how shit-scared you really are.

Miter says: You know what I am Bozz? I'm a butcher.

Roland Bozz says: Yeah, we all butchers, Miter.

Miter says: No, I'm a real butcher.

Roland Bozz says: Shit, you haven't killed anyone yet.

Miter says: God damn it, Bozz, I mean a real butcher. Back home I cut meat.

Roland Bozz says: What else they gonna do? Send us to Viet-Fucking-Nam? Too late for that shit.

Danny Witwer says: Science has stolen most of our miracles.

Lori Quaid says: Get some sleep.

Douglas Quaid says: Sleep scares me.

Lori Quaid says: Well, dream of me.

Marty says: I don't have a drinking problem. I just like drinking.

Billy says: Of course you do, Marty. One: You're a writer. Two: You're from Ireland. It's part of your heritage. You're fucked!

Billy says: You know, Marty, the way you're feeling today--all depressed and alcoholic and shit-- you know what you should do? Put it into your writing, man! Use it! Bad idea?

Marty says: Thanks, Billy. Great idea. I'll put the way I'm feeling today into my writing. Then I'll go blow my fucking brains out.

Billy says: Come on, man! You know your writing helps alleviate your suicidal self-loathing and shit!

Marty says: I don't have suicidal self-loathing and shit.

Alexander says: You can run to the end of the earth, you coward! But you'll never run far enough!

Ken says: Ray, you're about the worst tourist in the world.

Ray says: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If i grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't so it doesn't

Ray says: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't so it doesn't.

Marty says: No shoot-outs, no pay-offs. Just human beings talking.

Bill says: What, are we making French movies now? That sounds like the stupidest ending. No shoot-outs? That sounds like the stupidest ending I've ever fucking... No shoot-outs!?

Marty says: No?

Bill says: No!

Melina says: That's your wife!?

Douglas Quaid/Hauser says: I think we're separated.

Douglas Quaid/Hauser says: It's safe to say we're separated.

Douglas Quaid says: What the hell are you doing?

Lori Quaid says: My job!

Overweight Man says: Been to the top of the tower?

Ray says: Yeah, yeah, it's rubbish.

Overweight Man says: It is? Guide book says it's a must see.

Ray says: Well you lot ain't goin up there.

Overweight Man says: Pardon me? Why?

Ray says: I mean it's all windy stairs. I'm not being funny.

Overweight Man says: What exactly are you trying to say?

Ray says: What exactly am I trying to say? You's are a bunch of fuckin' elephants!

Roxane says: You l-love him?

Alexander says: There are different kinds of love Roxane

Alexander says: There are different kinds of love Roxane.

Douglas Quaid/Hauser says: consider it a divorce

Douglas Quaid/Hauser says: Consider that a divorce!

Douglas Quaid/Hauser says: get your ass to mars

Douglas Quaid/Hauser says: Get your ass to Mars.

Douglas Quaid says: If i am not who i think i am then, who am i?

Douglas Quaid says: If I am not me, then who the hell am I?

Ray says: Isn't that what the Vietnamese used to say?

Ray says: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.

Lori Quaid says: You still out there baby? Or I suppose I should call you Hauser, I guess the joke was on me. I always thought you were a loser, turns out I was living with the greatest Intelligence Agent alive. Cohaagen still wants you back you know, then again you always were the favourite. All we heard back at the Agency was how great Carl Hauser was, but you know what you are? You're a traitor, and traitor's get put to death. . .

Lori Quaid says: You still out there baby? Or I suppose I should call you Hauser, I guess the joke was on me. I always thought you were a loser, turns out I was living with the greatest Intelligence Agent alive. Cohaagen still wants you back you know, then again you always were the favourite. All we heard back at the Agency was how great Carl Hauser was, but you know what you are? You're a traitor, and traitor's get put to death...

Douglas Quaid/Hauser says: Oh shit (Waiting for the lift doors to open)

Douglas Quaid/Hauser says: Oh shit. [waiting for the lift doors to open]

Lori Quaid says: So you might want to give you're little girlfriend a kiss goodbye, as long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been. . .

Lori Quaid says: So you might want to give you're little girlfriend a kiss goodbye, as long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been...

Marty says: That's just great! That's just fucking great! Do you know what that is? Do you know what that is right there!

Hans says: Great?

Marty says: That's just fucking great!

Matthias says: That is not the only reason you are here.

Douglas Quaid says: I want to remember.

Matthias says: Why?

Douglas Quaid says: So I can be myself, be who I was.

Matthias says: It it each man's quest to find out who he truly is but the answer to that lies in the present, not in the past. As it is for all of us.

Douglas Quaid says: But the past tells us who we've become.

Matthias says: The past is a construct of the mind. It blinds us. It fools us into believing it. But the heart wants to live in the present. Look there. You'll find your answer.

Ray says: I used to hate history. It's all a lot of stuff that's already fuckin' happened.

Pocahontas says: Have you found your Indies, John?

John Smith says: I might have sailed past them.

Joaquin Morales says: What do you feel when you see all these bodies laying around everywhere? Sorrow? Fear? Relief, that you are not amongst them? That you have survived?

Mark Walsh says: F*&k you.

Mark Walsh says: F**k you.

Douglas Quaid says: What the hell are you doing!?

Lori Quaid says: My job!

Ray says: A great day this has turned out to be. I'm suicidal, me mate tries to kill me, me gun gets nicked and we're still in fookin' Bruges!

Charlie's Mom says: Ed: Can't get in without an invitation. Jerry: [steps in] I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.

Ed says: Can't get in without an invitation.

Jerry says: [steps in] I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.

Roland Bozz says: Courage is when you're the only guy who knows how shit-scared you are.

Ray says: One gay beer, for my gay friend, and one normal beer for me, because I am normal.

Douglas Quaid says: Everyone seems to know me, but me..

Douglas Quaid says: If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?

Douglas Quaid says: Considadadit a divorce.

Douglas Quaid says: Consider that a divorce!

Douglas Quaid says: See you at the Pahhty Ricktah!

Douglas Quaid says: See you at the party, Richter!

Douglas Quaid says: If I'm not me...then who the hell am I?

Ray says: What am I going to be, a doctor? You need exams.

Ray says: You said he was a lolipop man ?!

Ray says: You said he was a lolipop man?!

Ken says: He was a lolipop man

Ken says: He was a lolipop man.

Ray says: What's a lolipop man doing on fucking karate !?

Ray says: What's a lolipop man doing on fucking karate!?

Ken says: I'm just saying

Ken says: I'm just saying.

Ray says: How old is he ?

Ken says: 50

Ken says: 50.

Ray says: What's a 50 years old lolipop man doing in fuckin karate ?! What was he a chinese lolipop man ?!

Ray says: What's a 50 years old lolipop man doing in fuckin' karate?! What was he a chinese lolipop man ?!

Jim Clayton says: Nothing is what it seems.

Bobby Pellit says: Yo, dickwad! What the fuck?

Kurt Buckman says: What?

Bobby Pellit says: Three hours late. What's the deal?

Kurt Buckman says: I was at your fathers funeral!

Bobby Pellit says: Uh huh. Maybe that excuse would work if my dad was here, but, I'm in charge now.

Kurt Buckman says: That excuse wouldn't make any sense if dad was still here.

Ray says: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruge might impress me. But I didn't so, it doesn't.

Dr. Raju says: i would like to see your sister mitchel with your permission

Dr. Raju says: I would like to see your sister Mitchell with your permission.

Mitchel says: Sanjay, it's a free country !

Mitchel says: Sanjay, it's a free country!

Jerry says: This girl tonight. She's a handful, you know? Women who look a certain way, they...they need to be managed. It's true. Your dad ducked out on you, huh? Your mom, she didn't exactly say, but there's a kind of...neglect. Gives off a scent. You don't mind my saying, you got a lot on your shoulders for a kid. The two of you, alone. And your girl...Amy. She's ripe. I bet there's a line of guys dying to pluck that. Your mom, too. You don't see it. Maybe you do, but she's putting it out. It's on you to look after them. You up for that, guy?

Charley Brewster says: I think I can manage.

Jerry says: Good. Because there's a lot of bad people out there, Charley. Everyone's got to look after his own business.

Ray says: One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.

Ray says: A bottle! Don't bother.

Ed says: can't get in without an invitation

Ed says: Can't get in without an invitation.

Jerry says: (steps in) I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.

Jerry says: [steps in] I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.

Jerry says: No house, no invitation.

Amy says: "shoots Jerry"

Amy says: [shoots Jerry]

Jerry says: (pulls out silver bullet) Werewolves.

Jerry says: [pulls out silver bullet] Werewolves.

Amy says: (Grabs Chalice filled with Holy Water) Vampires. (Throws)

Amy says: [grabs chalice filled with holy water] Vampires. [throws water]

Jerry says: Woah! That's a big mighty cross you have there Charlie. But the thing is do you have faith?

Ray says: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin!.. If I had grown up on a farm, and was retarded, then Bruges might impress me. But, I didn't, so, it doesn't!

Ray says: Somehow Ken I believe the balance will... Tip, in the favor of culture. Just like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl, opposite, a dwarf."

Ray says: Somehow Ken I believe the balance will... Tip, in the favor of culture. Just like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl, opposite, a dwarf.

Alexander says: For the Freedom and Glory of Greece

Alexander says: For the freedom and glory of Greece.

Jerry says: You have your mother's eyes.

Peter Vincent says: * Shoot *

Peter Vincent says: *shoot*

Jerry says: And the aim of your father

Jerry says: And the aim of your father.

Mitchel says: You don't want me to be a gangster. Nobody want's me to be a gangster, 'cause I could not stop if I started.

Mitchel says: You'd be the first to die.

Charlotte says: If I fell in love with you, what would you do about it?

Mitchel says: Everything.

Valka says: You say too many prayers for an innocent man.

Jerry says: Hey guy.

Jerry says: I bet you there is a line of guys dying to pluck that..and your mom too.

Jerry says: I bet there's a line of guys dying to pluck that... your mom too.

Jerry says: Dont need an invitation if theres no house.

Jerry says: Don't need an invitation if there's no house.

Janusz says: A free man died here today.

Valka says: Still, one less mouth to feed... What?

Ray says: â??Two weeks, in fuckin' Bruges. In a room like this? With you? No way!"

Ray says: For two weeks? In fucking Bruges? In a room like this? With you? No way.

Amy says: Charlie is gonna find me.

Jerry says: I'm counting on it.

Valka says: You don't know what Stalin means?! It means ''Man of Steel''!!!

Valka says: Don't you know what 'Stalin' means, funny man? Means man-of-steel.

Bullseye says: I never miss!

Bobby Pellit says: We need to trim some of the fat.

Kurt Buckman says: What do you mean by trim the fat?

Bobby Pellit says: I want you to fire the fat people. They're lazy and they're slow and they make me sad to look at. You can start with Large Marge.

Bobby Pellit says: Marge can you come in here please?

Bobby Pellitt says: You can fire Professor Xavier. Creeps me out, Rolling around all day in his special little secret chair.

Bobby Pellitt says: You can fire Professor Xavier.

Kurt says: You mean Hank.

Bobby Pellitt says: Creeps me out, rolling around all day in his special little secret chair.

Officer John Anderton says: Why'd you catch that?

Danny Witwer says: Because it was gonna fall.

Officer John Anderton says: You're certain?

Danny Witwer says: Yeah.

Officer John Anderton says: But it didn't fall, you caught it. The fact that you prevented it from happening doesn't change the fact it was going to happen.

Danny Witwer says: How long has John been doping?

Lara Clarke says: After we lost our son.

Danny Witwer says: You mean when he lost your son?

Sonny Crockett says: I'm a fiend for mojitos.

Syracuse says: She sings to the fishes and he catches them.

Ray says: Back off, shorty!

Jimmy says: You don't know karate!

Ray says: There's a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that'll never be opened. And I thought, if I survive all of this, I'd go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever punishment she chose for me. Prison... death... didn't matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn't be in fuckin' Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, fuck man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin' Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die. I really really hoped I wouldn't die.

Valka says: Were lost.

Valka says: We're lost.