Courteney Cox

Courteney Cox

Highest Rated: 87% You Cannot Kill David Arquette (2020)

Lowest Rated: 4% Zoom (2006)

Birthday: Jun 15, 1964

Birthplace: Birmingham, Alabama, USA

A former model whose cover-worthy appearance belied her knack for comedy, actress Courteney Cox was among the most popular performers on television throughout the 1990s and early millennium, thanks to her popular turn as Monica Gellar on "Friends" (NBC, 1994-2004). For millions of viewers, her performance as Gellar came to symbolize the over-achiever as she struggled to balance her career, love life and desire for a family with her host of obsessive-compulsive quirks, much to the delight of audiences. The success of "Friends" made Cox a household name, though she struggled to translate that fame into a film career; still, there were successes at the movies, including "Scream" (1996) and its sequels, as well as "The Longest Yard" (2005) and "Bedtime Stories" (2008). Television, however, remained her strongest palate, and she returned there on several occasions; most notably for the sexy drama "Dirt" (FX, 2007-08) and "Cougar Town" (ABC/TBS, 2009-2015), both of which she co-produced with her husband, actor David Arquette. Throughout her career shifts, she remained an enduring fan favorite, thanks to being immortalized on "Friends," but also for her reputation as a performer who consistently sought new challenges rather than coasting on past glories.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
87% No Score Yet You Cannot Kill David Arquette Herself (Character) - 2020
18% 28% Mothers and Daughters Beth (Character) - 2016
10% 59% Just Before I Go Director,
Producer
$8.1K 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Tall Hot Blonde Director - 2012
60% 55% Scream 4 Gale Weathers (Character) $38.2M 2011
27% 55% Bedtime Stories Wendy (Character) $110M 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Alien Love Triangle Alice (Character) - 2008
4% 33% Zoom Marsha Holloway (Character) $11.6M 2006
21% 52% Barnyard: The Original Party Animals Daisy (Voice) $72.6M 2006
38% 33% The Tripper Cynthia (Character),
Producer
$20.8K 2006
31% 41% November Sophie (Character) $191.3K 2004
No Score Yet 51% Get Well Soon Lily Charles (Character) - 2001
14% 46% 3000 Miles to Graceland Cybil (Character) $15.7M 2001
39% 37% Scream 3 Gale Weathers (Character) $89.1M 2000
No Score Yet 46% The Shrink Is In Samantha Crumb (Character),
Executive Producer
- 2000
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Runner Karina (Character) - 1999
81% 57% Scream 2 Gale Weathers (Character) $101.3M 1997
24% 36% Commandments Rachel Luce (Character) $528K 1997
78% 79% Scream Gale Weathers (Character) $103.2M 1996
No Score Yet 54% Sketch Artist II: Hands That See Emmy (Character) - 1995
49% 57% Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Melissa Robinson (Character) $71.2M 1994
8% 26% The Opposite Sex... and How to Live With Them Carrie Davenport (Character) $525K 1993
No Score Yet No Score Yet Battling for Baby Katherine (Character) - 1992
40% 33% Shaking the Tree Kathleen (Character) - 1991
No Score Yet 41% Blue Desert Lisa Roberts (Character) - 1991
No Score Yet No Score Yet Curiosity Kills Gwen (Character) - 1990
No Score Yet 0% Roxanne: The Prize Pulitzer Jacquie Kimberly (Character) - 1989
No Score Yet No Score Yet I'll Be Home for Christmas Nora Bundy (Character) - 1988
33% 35% Cocoon: The Return Sara (Character) $18.5M 1988
17% 40% Masters of the Universe Julie Winston (Character) $16.3M 1987

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest 2019-2020 2014-2015 2009-2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show Unknown (Character),
Guest
2019-2020 2013-2015
85% 87% Modern Family Self (Guest Star) 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Guest 2019
No Score Yet 51% Busy Tonight Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Access Hollywood Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Talk Guest 2019 2015 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden Guest 2019 2015
82% 69% The Gong Show Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Who Do You Think You Are? Unknown (Guest Star) 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Celebrity Name Game Executive Producer,
Guest
2014-2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Running Wild With Bear Grylls Guest 2016
89% 79% Cougar Town Jules (Character),
Executive Producer,
Director
2009-2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2013-2015
No Score Yet 78% Drunk History Unknown (Guest Star) 2014
No Score Yet 75% Late Show With David Letterman Guest 2014
54% 70% Go On Unknown (Guest Star) 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Anderson Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Good Morning America Guest 2011-2012 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Curiosity Host 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live With Regis and Kelly Guest 2011 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Bonnie Hunt Show Guest 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Guest 2009
83% 87% Scrubs Dr. Maddox (Guest Star) 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Rachael Ray Guest 2008
37% No Score Yet Dirt Lucy Spiller (Character) 2007-2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2008
78% 95% Friends Monica Geller (Character) 1994-2004
No Score Yet No Score Yet Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every Child Unknown (Voice) 1999
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Host 1995
88% 95% Seinfeld Meryl (Guest Star) 1994
No Score Yet No Score Yet Till We Meet Again Unknown (Character) 1989
No Score Yet No Score Yet Family Ties Unknown (Character) 1987-1989
No Score Yet No Score Yet Murder, She Wrote Unknown (Guest Star) 1986
No Score Yet No Score Yet Misfits of Science Gloria Dinallo (Character) 1985-1986
No Score Yet No Score Yet Johnny Carson Unknown (Character) 1985

QUOTES FROM Courteney Cox CHARACTERS

Gale Weathers says: I've got an idea, I'll hook up with you guys later.

Riley says: Do you want us to come with you?

Gale Weathers says: I work better alone. Why don't you try to find out where those other pictures were taken?

Sidney Prescott says: I can see nothing's changed.

Riley says: No.

Charlie Walker says: What about Sidney?

Gale Weathers says: What about Sidney?

Robbie Mercer says: Hey, you know her, right? I am, you're friends with her?

Charlie Walker says: No offense, but that'd be a big deal for Cinema Club. A visit by Sidney Prescott, I mean, she's the star.

Gale Weathers says: Ooh... Yes, she's Daniel Radcliffe to my J.K. Rowling.

Gale Weathers says: Anyway, you're forgetting something. In Woodsboro, there were more victims before the homestretch.; Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry--

Gale Weathers says: Anyway, you're forgetting something. In Woodsboro, there were more victims before the homestretch.; Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry...

Joel says: Time out! I don't need to be hearing about no dead cameramen, all right? Now I'm warning you guys. I am a verb away from vacating these premises. I'm gonna get me some coffee, donuts, Prozac, see If I can find some crack, Special KX, "not Malcolm and I'll be back when you guys start talking about something a little more Saved By The Bellish, all right?

Dewey Riley says: He seems a little shaky.

Gale Weathers says: Don't worry about him. If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who's next.

Charlie Walker says: What about Sidney?

Gale Weathers says: What about Sidney?

Robbie Mercer says: Hey, you know her, right? I am, you're friends with her?

Charlie Walker says: No offense, but that'd be a big deal for Cinema Club. A visit by Sidney Prescott, I mean she’s the star.

Gale Weathers says: Ooh… Yes, she's Daniel Radcliffe to my J.K. Rowling.

Gale Weathers says: What if we could catch the killer by working together? Two generations of cutting-edge journalists intertwining our passions for media? What would you say?

Robbie Mercer says: I love you.

Gale Weathers says: Very good, now, if you give me your expertise on the gore geek scene at Woodsboro High, and maybe I could give you something in return. Say a celebrity visit to your Cinema Club? By me.

Dewey Riley says: So you know Sidney Prescott's mother?

John Milton says: Who?

Jennifer Jolie says: Rina Reynolds?

John Milton says: Aahh... Do you know how many actors have worked for me? Hundreds. Thousands.

John Milton says: Aah. Do you know how many actors have worked for me? Hundreds. Thousands.

Gale Weathers says: We didn't say she was an actor.

Jennifer Jolie says: Good catch.

Gale Weathers says: So, you two are the boys that run the movie club at Woodsboro High, huh?

Robbie Mercer says: Oh, Charlie, rents it. I'm just VP, in case he takes a bullet.

Charlie Walker says: It's called Cinema Club.

Gale Weathers says: So you must have a very unique insight into the movie buffs at your school?

Charlie Walker says: [nodded hesitantly] Maybe.

Charlie Walker says: Maybe.

Gale Weathers-Riley says: Excuse me, are you recording with that thing?

Charlie Walker says: My video blog upload. He's webcasting right now.

Gale Weathers-Riley says: Mind turning it off? A little old school off the record?

Robbie Mercer says: Can't owe it to my audience.

Gale Weathers-Riley says: [angry] Turn that fucking thing off.

Gale Weathers-Riley says: Turn that fucking thing off.

Cotton Weary says: How bad is it?

Gale Weathers says: Just bounced off my ribs.

Cotton Weary says: Geez, Gale, you got more lives than a cat.

Dewey Riley says: When did she started smoking?

Randy Meeks says: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.

Gale Weathers says: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!

Gale Weathers says: If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?

Gale Weathers says: If I'm right about this, I could save a mans life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?

Melissa Robinson says: Ace get out of the tank

Melissa Robinson says: Ace get out of the tank.

Ace Ventura says: I just can't do it captain I DON'T HAVE THE POWERRR!!!

Ace Ventura says: I just can't do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWERRR!

Gale Weathers says: Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!

Dewey Riley says: Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.

Dewey Riley says: Well, a 'serial killer' is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.

Gale Weathers says: Your lemon squares taste like ass!!

Gale Weathers says: Your lemon squares taste like ass!

Joel says: Man, that was cold...

Gale Weathers says: Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.

Jennifer Jolie says: Jese!

Gale Weathers says: What the hell are you doing?

Jennifer Jolie says: Being Gale Weathers! What are you doing?

Gale Weathers says: I *am* Gale Weathers!

Jennifer Jolie says: Here's how I see it. I've got no house, no bodyguard, no movie and I'm being stalked. Because someone wants to kill me? No, because someone wants to kill you. So, now, starting now, I go where you go. So that if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you and since they really wanna kill you, they won't kill me, they'll kill you, make sense?

Gale Weathers says: None!

Jennifer Jolie says: You know in the movies, I play you as being much smarter!

Gale Weathers says: What's going on Dewey?

Deputy Judy Hicks says: Gale, this is a police business if you can just let us handle this...

Gale Weathers says: I'm talking to my husband deputy Judy!...

Gale Weathers says: I'm talking to my husband deputy Judy!

Jennifer Jolie says: Oh my God Gale Weathers, listen, I know we've never met, and I don't mind your not returning my calls but after two films I feel like I am in your mind!...

Jennifer Jolie says: Oh my God Gale Weathers, listen, I know we've never met, and I don't mind your not returning my calls but after two films I feel like I am in your mind!

Gale Weathers says: Hmn..., That would explain my constant headaches...

Gale Weathers says: Hmn, That would explain my constant headaches.

Roman Bridger says: Com'on guys! come in join the party...

Gale Weathers says: Actually we're here to see Sidney...

Roman Bridger says: Well Sidney's here...

Dewey Riley says: Where? Where's Sidney?

Roman Bridger says: She's right there! (pointing Angelina)...

Roman Bridger says: She's right there! [pointing Angelina]

Jennifer Jolie says: Jesus not "Sidney"!, Sidney!!!, Like I'm "Gale" and She's Gale (Gale Weathers)...

Jennifer Jolie says: Jesus not 'Sidney'!, Sidney! Like I'm 'Gale' and She's Gale [Gale Weathers]

Roman Bridger says: Sidney Prescott? No, I never invited her here...

Kenny says: where is she going?

Kenny says: Where is she going?

Gale Weathers says: Kenny...

Kenny says: Yeah..

Gale Weathers says: i know you're 60 pounds overweight, but when I say 'hurry'? Please interpret that is 'Move your fat tub-of-lard ass, now!!!!!!'

Gale Weathers says: I know you're 60 pounds overweight, but when I say 'hurry'? Please interpret that is 'Move your fat tub-of-lard ass, now!'

Gale Weathers says: Can you tell me anything?!!!

Gale Weathers says: Can you tell me anything?

Tatum Riley says: Yeah! you're real pain in the ass!!! Leave Sid alone!!!

Tatum Riley says: Yeah! you're real pain in the ass! Leave Sid alone!

Gale Weathers says: Dewey what's going on?

Deputy Judy Hicks says: Gale this is a police business if you can just let us handle this...

Gale Weathers-Riley says: I'm talking to my husband Deputy Judy...

Gale Weathers says: Shoot that Fucker!!! Shoot him!!!

Gale Weathers says: Shoot that fucker! Shoot him!

Sidney Prescott says: You want me motherfucker? come and get me.

Sidney Prescott says: You want me motherfucker? Come and get me.

Dewey Riley says: Run!!!

Dewey Riley says: Run!

Dewey Riley says: Page! 42.. Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience...(pause more a moment)

Dewey Riley says: Page 42! Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience... [pause more a moment]

Gale Weathers says: Hey, don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit?

Dewey Riley says: no.. what I think is that you're money hungry, fame-seeking and forgive me for saying, mediocre writer. You got a cold-storage shed where your heart should be, no offense intended.

Dewey Riley says: No.. what I think is that you're money hungry, fame-seeking and forgive me for saying, mediocre writer. You got a cold-storage shed where your heart should be, no offense intended.

Gale Weathers says: Dewey i never meant to imply-

Gale Weathers says: Dewey I never meant to imply...

Dewey Riley says: How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation just to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manouver without any given situation!!!

Dewey Riley says: How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation just to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manouver without any given situation!

Gale Weathers says: Hicks you're alive?!

Gale Weathers says: Hicks you're alive?

Deputy Judy Hicks says: Wear the vest, save your chest...(fainted)

Deputy Judy Hicks says: Wear the vest, save your chest. [fainted]

Gale Weathers-Riley says: (to Judy)The lemon squares taste like ass...(walk away)

Gale Weathers-Riley says: [to Judy] The lemon squares taste like ass... [walks away]

Dewey Riley says: They don't, they really don't...

Deputy Judy Hicks says: (starts to smile) thank you sir...

Deputy Judy Hicks says: [starts to smile] Thank you sir...

Kenny says: Where's she goin'?

Gale Weathers says: Kenny, I know your 60 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that is move your fat tub-of-lard ass, now!!!

Gale Weathers says: Kenny, I know your 60 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that is move your fat tub-of-lard ass, now!

Gale Weathers says: You tell me that's Randy's ex-girlfriend I'll shoot myself...

Sidney Prescott says: That's Martha, Randy's sister...

Gale Weathers says: Randy's sister?

Gale Weathers says: okay, okay.... what about the book?

Gale Weathers says: Okay, okay.... what about the book?

Jill says: looks like all i have to write it myself...

Jill says: Looks like all I have to write it myself.

Tom Prinze says: hey... it's the real Gale Weathers...

Tom Prinze says: Hey... it's the real Gale Weathers...

Gale Weathers says: real from top to bottom...

Gale Weathers says: Real from top to bottom.

Jennifer Jolie says: We have to think, strategize, Milton is the key of everything.

Gale Weathers says: he's a pervert his not a killer.

Gale Weathers says: He's a pervert his not a killer.

Jennifer Jolie says: he's gotta be involve somehow, we should follow him.

Jennifer Jolie says: He's gotta be involve somehow, we should follow him.

Gale Weathers says: we are gonna go to precinct and tell Sidney and Kincaid what we found out.

Gale Weathers says: We are gonna go to precinct and tell Sidney and Kincaid what we found out.

Jennifer Jolie says: ah.. my 'Gale' will be much more aggressive, my 'Gale' will suspect everybody, my "Gale' will---

Jennifer Jolie says: Ah.. my 'Gale' will be much more aggressive, my 'Gale' will suspect everybody, my "Gale' will---

Gale Weathers says: (Gale and Dewey shouted together) Shut up!!!

Gale Weathers says: [gale and Dewey shouted together] Shut up!

Gale Weathers says: Roman's dead.

Angelina Tyler says: what?

Angelina Tyler says: What?

Gale Weathers says: let's get out of here come on..

Gale Weathers says: Let's get out of here come on..

Angelina Tyler says: no I'm getting out of here!

Angelina Tyler says: No I'm getting out of here!

Dewey Riley says: Angelina your not safe alone! listen to me!

Dewey Riley says: I did not fuck that pig Milton!(Weathers and Jolie are shock) to get a leading role just to die here with second rate celebrities like you two!!!!!!(the actress and the journalism lady look at each other )

Gale Weathers-Riley says: Clear.

Jill Roberts says: Clear?

Sidney Prescott says: Clear.

Sidney Prescott says: It's okay, Tatum she's just doin' her job.

Gale Weathers says: Yes, that's right.

Sidney Prescott says: So how's the book?

Gale Weathers says: Well, it'll be out later, this year.

Sidney Prescott says: I'll look for it.

Gale Weathers says: I'll send you a copy. (Sidney then punches her in the face)

Gale Weathers says: I'll send you a copy. [Sidney then punches her in the face]

Dewey Riley says: Where'd you learn how to punch like that?

Gale Weathers says: so what are you gonna do bonehead? just gonna sit here, wait and see who drops next?

Gale Weathers says: So what are you gonna do bonehead? Just gonna sit here, wait and see who drops next?

Dewey Riley says: well i don't know(Weathers' phone rings again), phonehead!

Dewey Riley says: Well I don't know, [Weathers' phone rings again] phonehead!

Gale Weathers says: Dewey, here...(handed the gun) he got Roman and Angelina too...

Gale Weathers says: Dewey, here... [handed the gun] he got Roman and Angelina too.

Jennifer Jolie says: Where gonna be safe if we stick together won't we?

Dewey Riley says: of course why?(suddenly killer punched him in the face and the ladies scream and then took a run)

Dewey Riley says: Of course why? [suddenly killer punched him in the face and the ladies scream and then took a run]

Jennifer Jolie says: Jeez...

Jennifer Jolie says: Jeez.

Gale Weathers says: What the hell are you doing?

Jennifer Jolie says: being Gale Weathers... What the hell are you doing?!?!

Jennifer Jolie says: Being Gale Weathers. What the hell are you doing?!

Gale Weathers says: i am Gale Weathers!

Gale Weathers says: I am Gale Weathers!

Gale Weathers says: what?

Gale Weathers says: What?

Mickey says: Billy's mother... nice twist ha? didn't come and see it did you?

Mickey says: Billy's mother... nice twist ha? Didn't come and see it did you?

Gale Weathers says: Jesus. it can't be I've, I've seen a lot of pictures of you..

Gale Weathers says: Jesus. It can't be I've, I've seen a lot of pictures of you.

Sidney Prescott says: this is sixty pounds and a a lot of work later..

Sidney Prescott says: This is sixty pounds, and a a lot of work later.

Debbie Salt says: you should try it, look a little tired of yourself there Gale.

Debbie Salt says: You should try it, look a little tired of yourself there Gale.

Stuart says: Houston, we have a problem here..

Stuart says: Houston, we have a problem here.

Billy Loomis says: what?

Billy Loomis says: What?

Stuart says: the gun man the gun! i put it right there it's not there..

Stuart says: The gun man the gun! I put it right there it's not there.

Billy Loomis says: where the fuck is it?!

Billy Loomis says: Where the fuck is it?!

Gale Weathers says: right here asshole...

Gale Weathers says: Right here asshole.

Jennifer Jolie says: you're obsessed with HER!!! and you're obsessed with her DAUGHTER!!!

Jennifer Jolie says: You're obsessed with HER! and you're obsessed with her DAUGHTER!

Gale Weathers says: Alright easy, Geraldo.

Dewey Riley says: she you should write a book together with your matching wounds...

Dewey Riley says: She you should write a book together with your matching wounds.

Gale Weathers says: was she stab in the shoulders?

Gale Weathers says: Was she stabed in the shoulders?

Dewey Riley says: yeah..

Dewey Riley says: Yeah..

Gale Weathers says: how did she know i was too...?

Gale Weathers says: How did she know I was too?

Dewey Riley says: (think for a while)... shit..

Dewey Riley says: (thinks for a while) Shit.

Robbie Mercer says: Um. Ok. It's Friday. I'm sure we're not the only party that's going on in Woodsboro.

Gale Weathers says: Ok. Where is this circle jerk going to take place?

Gale Weathers says: Your lemon squares taste like ass!

Gale Weathers says: Your lemon squares taste like ass.

Gale Weathers says: What the hell are you doing?

Jennifer Jolie says: Beeing Gale Weathers, what the hell are you doing?

Gale Weathers says: I am Gale Weathers!

Gale Weathers says: Move amateurs!!

Gale Weathers says: Move amateurs!

Jennifer Jolie says: Here's how I see it. I've got no house, no bodyguard, no movie and I'm being stalked; because someone wants to kill "ME"? No, because someone wants to kill you. So, now, starting now, I go where you go. So that if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you and since they really wanna kill you, they won't kill me, they'll kill you, make sense?

Jennifer Jolie says: Here's how I see it. I've got no house, no bodyguard, no movie and I'm being stalked; because someone wants to kill me? No, because someone wants to kill you. So, now, starting now, I go where you go. So that if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you and since they really wanna kill you, they won't kill me, they'll kill you, make sense?

Gale Weathers says: None!

Jennifer Jolie says: You know in the movies, I play you as being much smarter!

Gale Weathers says: And as a sane person, for you that must be quite a stretch!

Jennifer Jolie says: That's funny.

Gale Weathers says: Deja voodoo.

Tom Prinze says: Hey. It's the real Gale Weathers.

Gale Weathers says: Real from top to bottom.

Jennifer Jolie says: The ruthless ambition, your private self-loathing, and that lost and lonely little girl inside.

Gale Weathers says: Lost and lonely what?

Jennifer Jolie says: You heard me.

Gale Weathers says: Lost and LONELY WHAT?

Gale Weathers says: What the hell are you doing?

Jennifer Jolie says: Being Gale Weathers! What are you doing?

Gale Weathers says: I AM Gale Weathers!

Gale Weathers says: Hey, are you...?

Gale Weathers says: Hey, are you?

Bianca says: No.

Jennifer Jolie says: But you look just...

Bianca says: ...like her? I've been hearing it all my life.

Bianca says: Like her? I've been hearing it all my life.

Jennifer Jolie says: It's uncanny.

Bianca says: I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So, who gets it? ...the one who sleeps with George Lucas.

Bianca says: I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So, who gets it? The one who sleeps with George Lucas.

Gale Weathers says: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring up a sore subject for you.

Bianca says: Sure, you didn't. None of them did. So, how can I help you? Or do you want me to tell you who you look like?

Gale Weathers says: I did write the definitive book on the Woodsboro Murders.

Gale Weathers says: I did write the definitive book on the Woodsboro murders.

Dewey Riley says: And I'm sure you just can't wait to write another one.

Dewey Riley says: The killer called her.

Detective Kincaide says: When?

Gale Weathers says: What did he say?

Sidney Prescott says: Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?"

Sidney Prescott says: Oh you know the usual small talk. 'What's new?' 'How you been?' 'How do you wanna die?'

Jennifer Jolie says: Is he dead?

Gale Weathers says: (as she looks at Jay's bloody body) - ...Really!!

Gale Weathers says: (as she looks at Jay's bloody body) Really!

Jennifer Jolie says: What the f**k happened to you?

Dewey Riley says: Jennifer, wait a minute.

Jennifer Jolie says: Who gave you a place to stay? Who are you supposed to be protecting?

Dewey Riley says: Jennifer.

Gale Weathers says: Hey! (Punches Jennifer in the face and Jennifer falls down)

Jennifer Jolie says: My...Lawyer...Liked...That.

Jennifer Jolie says: My lawyer liked that.

Gale Weathers says: Not as much as I did.

Jennifer Jolie says: Gale Weathers!

Gale Weathers says: Sh*t.

Jennifer Jolie says: I know we've never met...and I know you never returned my phone call, but after getting into this project, I feel like I'm in your mind.

Jennifer Jolie says: I know we've never met, and I know you never returned my phone call, but after getting into this project, I feel like I'm in your mind.

Gale Weathers says: Hmm, that would explain my constant headaches.

Jennifer Jolie says: You know - I'm sorry things didn't work for 60 minutes II, but Total Entertainment, that's a pretty good fallback.

Jennifer Jolie says: You know, I'm sorry things didn't work for 60 minutes II, but Total Entertainment, that's a pretty good fallback.

Gale Weathers says: Thank you. I'm sorry things didn't work out with Brad Pitt, but being single, that's a good fallback.

Jennifer Jolie says: Gives me more time for my work. After all, Gale Weathers, you're such a complex character.

Gale Weathers says: And to be played by an actress with such depth and range...

Gale Weathers says: And to be played by an actress with such depth and range.

Gale Weathers says: (about the killer) - Is she dead?

Gale Weathers says: (about the killer) Is she dead?

Sidney Prescott says: I don't know. They always come back.

Cotton Weary says: Woah!

Sidney Prescott says: (Sidney shoots Debbie again; in the head) - Just in case.

Sidney Prescott says: (Sidney shoots Debbie again; in the head) Just in case.

Joel says: Look, granted, I should've read your book before I took this job, but I'm reading it now and, whoa! I just read what happened to your last camera man. The guy got gutted. Now I'm gonna do what any rational human being would do and that is to get the f**k outta here.

Gale Weathers says: First of all, he wasn't gutted; I made that part up...his throat was slashed.

Gale Weathers says: First of all, he wasn't gutted; I made that part up. His throat was slashed.

Joel says: Gale, gutted, slashed...the guy ain't in the union no more.

Joel says: Gale, gutted, slashed, the guy ain't in the union no more.

Sidney Prescott says: Mrs. Loomis?

Gale Weathers says: Jesus. It can't be...I've seen pictures of you.

Gale Weathers says: What?

Sidney Prescott says: Yeah this is 60 pounds and a lot of work later.

Mickey says: BILLY'S MOTHER! Nice twist huh? Didn't see it coming, did you?

Debbie Salt says: It's called a makeover. You should try it. Look a little tired yourself there, Gale!

Gale Weathers says: Do you have any comments?

Sidney Prescott says: You bitch!

Gale Weathers says: Oh Sidney share with us please.

Sidney Prescott says: (hits Gale in the face) - I'll share with you!

Sidney Prescott says: (hits Gale in the face) I'll share with you!

Hallie says: Did you get that on film?!

Joel says: (mimicking Hallie's voice) - Yes, I got that on film!

Joel says: (mimicking Hallie's voice) Yes, I got that on film!

Debbie Salt says: Please Miss Weathers; it would just be such an honor if I could get a quote from you for my story.

Gale Weathers says: All right. Begin quote.

Debbie Salt says: Great.

Gale Weathers says: Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. End quote!

Gale Weathers says: So I am heading down to Admissions to do some legwork, you game?

Dewey Riley says: I'm not here to write a book Miss Weathers, I'm here to help Sid.

Gale Weathers says: I wanna help her too, and help myself, of course. Come on Dewey, smile for me once, please!

Dewey Riley says: I'll smile when I catch the killer.

Gale Weathers says: It's happening again, isn't it?

Dewey Riley says: You'd love that, wouldn't you? Better hurry Gale, might get scooped.

Gale Weathers says: I feel bad Dewey, I feel really bad! I never say that because I never feel bad about anything, but I feel bad now.

Dewey Riley says: Is this just another brilliant Gale Weathers performance?

Gale Weathers says: There are no cameras here. I just wanna find this fu**er! I really do.

Dewey Riley says: When did she start smoking?

Randy Meeks says: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.

Gale Weathers says: It was just my head...it was Jennifer Aniston's body!

Gale Weathers says: It was just my head. It was Jennifer Aniston's body!

Gale Weathers says: So what do you want to do, bonehead? Just sit around and wait to see who drops next?

Dewey Riley says: I don't know...phonehead!

Dewey Riley says: I don't know, phonehead!

Gale Weathers says: Look, local woman! I know you hold me up as your career template and that it gives you some sort of charge to challenge me, but give it a rest.

Gale Weathers says: Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.

Billy Loomis says: (about the gun) - Where the f**k is it?

Billy Loomis says: (about the gun) Where the f**k is it?

Gale Weathers says: Right here, a**hole.

Billy Loomis says: I thought she was dead?

Stuart says: She looked dead, man...Still does.

Stuart says: She looked dead, man. Still does.

Gale Weathers says: There she is! Sidney, hi, what happened? Are you alright?

Tatum Riley says: She's not answering any questions alright. Just leave us alone.

Sidney Prescott says: No, no Tatum it's OK. She's just doing her job, right Gale?

Sidney Prescott says: No, no Tatum it's okay. She's just doing her job, right Gale?

Gale Weathers says: That's right.

Sidney Prescott says: So how's the book?

Gale Weathers says: Oh it'll be out later this year.

Sidney Prescott says: Oh, I'll look for it.

Gale Weathers says: I'll send you a copy. (Sidney punches Gale in the face)

Dewey Riley says: Do you know what that constellation is?

Gale Weathers says: No, what is it?

Dewey Riley says: I don't know. That's why I was asking you.

Gale Weathers says: Of course, you don't look a day over 12; except in that...upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out?

Gale Weathers says: Of course, you don't look a day over 12, except in that upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out?

Dewey Riley says: No, ma'am. 'Cause of my boyish good looks, muscle mass has increased my acceptance as a serious police officer.

Dewey Riley says: You're not supposed to be here.

Gale Weathers says: I know. I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker, but who knew?

Dewey Riley says: If I may say so, Miss Weathers, you are much prettier in person.

Gale Weathers says: So you do watch the show!

Dewey Riley says: I'm 25. I was 24 for a whole year.

Gale Weathers says: Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!

Dewey Riley says: Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate...Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.

Dewey Riley says: Well, a 'serial killer' is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.

Gale Weathers says: Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard.

Gale Weathers says: Oh, God, Kenny. I'm sorry, but get off my fu**ing windshield!

Gale Weathers says: I've got an ending for you. The reporter left for dead in the news van, comes to. Stumbles on you two dipsh*ts, finds the gun, foils your plan, and saves the day.

Gale Weathers says: Okay I think it's going to go something like this, just stay with me. Hi, this is Gale Weathers with an exclusive eyewitness account of this amazing breaking story. Several more local teens are dead, bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the masked killings that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary movie. It all began with the scream of a 911, and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro. All played out here in this peaceful farmhouse, far from the crimes and the sirens of the larger cities that its residents have fled. Okay, let's take it back to one. Come on, move it! This is my big shot. Let's go.

Gale Weathers says: Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!

Gale Weathers says: Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as, move your fat tub of lard ass now!

Gale Weathers says: Jesus, the camera, hurry!

Kenny says: My name isn't Jesus.

Gale Weathers-Riley says: Your lemon squares taste like ass.

Gale Weathers-Riley says: Can I just say one more word?

Jill Roberts says: What?

Gale Weathers-Riley says: Clear.

Jill Roberts says: Clear? That's ALL you had to say?!

Sidney Prescott says: CLEAR.

Gale Weathers says: Isn't at the end of the Stab movies end with a party scene?

Charlie Walker says: yes.

Gale Weathers says: Is there a party that you guys doing or any that you know of?

Charlie Walker says: Yes, its the Stabathon. Its when we watch a marathon of all Stab movies.

Gale Weathers says: You guys have to stop it, you can't have the party in this situation.

Charlie Walker says: But we have to, we've been doing it for 3 years.

Gale Weathers-Riley says: Can I just say 1 more word? Clear!

Gale Weathers-Riley says: Your lemon bars taste like ass

Gale Weathers-Riley says: What if we could catch the killer together? Two generations of cutting-edge journalists intertwining our passions for media. What would you say?

Robbie Mercer says: I love you?

Gale Weathers-Riley says: It's all under control, huh sherrif?

Dewey Riley says: What am I supposed to say?

Gale Weathers-Riley says: I may not be wearing a uniform, but I happen to have a lead, and you don't. So let me know when you're back on Team Gale.

Gale Weathers says: Go ahead if you have the guts

Gale Weathers says: What's going on?

Dewey Riley says: That's not public information!

Gale Weathers says: It's all over the internet!

Dewey Riley says: It is?!

Gale Weathers says: "Dewey!"

Gale Weathers says: Dewey!